Lyn Alden is a macro analyst, entrepreneur, and the founder and owner of UTXHoes, Miami’s first Bitcoin-themed strip club. She is also the subject of an unofficial core value of The Bugle newsroom, which may explain the coverage.

Arc history

Alden entered canon in March 2023 announcing UTXHoes ahead of the Bitcoin 2023 conference: “I’ve been analyzing the markets for years now, but I’ve always had a passion for entrepreneurship and creating unique experiences. This strip club is the perfect blend of those two worlds.” Her stated growth thesis — “expand our Bitcoin community by leaps and bounds” — ran into a familiar sector-wide constraint she admitted candidly: “We need more women in Bitcoin, it has been really hard to staff the club with dancers.” She dismissed critics of the concept with analyst detachment: “If bitcoin is a part of that, so be it” (New Bitcoin Themed Strip Club To Open In Miami).

irl: Lyn Alden is a real and widely respected macroeconomics analyst and author in Bitcoin circles. The strip club and all quotes are invented; the satire leans on the community’s well-documented crush on her.

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• New Bitcoin Themed Strip Club To Open In Miami Before Bitcoin 2023 Conference — 2023-03-02, subject