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Bitcoiners in Love

Bitcoiners in Love is the Bugleverse’s standing romance desk: the running investigation, conducted almost entirely by Rod Palmer and Richard Greaser, into what happens when a demographic optimised for holding, node-running and Twitter combat attempts intimacy. It is not a soft beat. The show treats marriage as an opsec posture, courtship as a difficulty adjustment, and a wedding as a podcast release — and it has been doing so continuously since April 2024.

The arc’s founding diagnosis is Greaser’s, and it has never been improved on: “there’s a single woman in the world that would consider going on Twitter spaces and arguing with Terrence Yang about CTV a romantic date.”1 He softens two cues later to “Maybe there’s a handful.” Everything after is either a remedy or a symptom.

The Barbie deficit

The beat opens as an industrial-balance problem. Rod formalises it via the Barbie/Ken theory: Bitcoin is full of men because it has Chads — Liver King, Robert Breedlove, Aleks Svetski — with no counterweight.2 The hosts inventory the ecosystem’s few real couples and conclude the problem is institutional: Bitcoin Magazine “doesn’t have the influencer romantic dynamics down like Swan does,” because “Swan really struck gold with Sam Callahan and Natalie.”3

The remedy the show reaches for first is matchmaking, and it never really lets go.

The Shinobi project

Shinobi is the arc’s longest-running case file. Rod ships him with the developer d++ — “It would be Shinobi and d plus plus” — on the theory that a spaces communicator plus somebody who can actually code “might really elevate the possibility of covenants.”4 The pairing becomes policy. Greaser states it as institutional remit: “us at the Beagle, we’ve been trying to hook up Shinobi with a lovely lady in the space for a while,” noting the d++ attempt “didn’t work out.”5 By ep 33 the Bugle has moved on to nominating Libertarian Party chair Angela McArdle, though the hosts’ own confidence in that one is thin.6

The show also identifies an antagonist. PODCONF, it alleges, is cock-blocking the romance on commercial grounds: “I think they need him to be angry. I think they need him to fight with Terrence and to fight with with shitcoiners and spaces.”7 An angry Shinobi is the better product.

When Luke Dashjr floats L0la L33tz as Shinobi’s girlfriend, Greaser rebuts it from canon — “a silly theory because we all know that Shinobi doesn’t have a girlfriend” — with Twitter activity offered as proof.8 He then restates the standing project in the same breath and rejects Lola himself, on anime grounds.9 The evidence circulating for the theory turns out to be a negative keyword search: Shinobi has never called Lola retarded.10

The project fails on schedule. Rod opens ep 97 by reporting it: “one of the things we’re trying to do recently is we made it our goal to try and get Shinobi a girlfriend for Valentine’s Day.”11 They couldn’t.

The orangecel

The arc’s central coinage arrives in ep 18, when Rod names the type on air: “but instead of involuntarily celibate, they’re orange cells” — men “constantly trying to orange pill, and they’re always getting shot down.”12 The ASR never spells it the same way twice; orangecels is the wiki’s spelling.

Rod immediately supplies the orangecel’s physics. Dating is mining: the solo S9 miner in his basement will never find a block before he dies, so either raise your hashrate — get a podcast, guest on Simply Bitcoin — or settle.13 And the segment’s opsec punchline: don’t give the hot girl your seed phrase, and don’t name your favourite podcast either, “if those helper questions are Bitcoin podcasts, she’s gonna be able to guess them.”14

The type is confirmed from the field. A pleb’s proposed strategy for recruiting Candace Owens — “And he suggested that I I open up a DM by sending a dick pic” — draws Greaser’s flat refusal, and Rod’s general law: orange-pilling skill predicts dating skill, and both are poor.15

Doctrine

The show does not merely observe; it legislates. The doctrine accumulates across two years and is remarkably consistent.

The podcast hours are marital. Rod coins the time preference gap — the relationship hazard nobody discusses, worse than an age gap: “If you listened to twenty thousand hours of Bitcoin podcasts, but your wife or your girlfriends only listened to forty hours or zero hours.”16 Greaser establishes the remedy for a wife who out-stacks you: double to eighty hours.17 He gives the creed its name — “The this is the Bushido of Bitcoin. It’s never allowing your wife to have more Bitcoin than you”18 — after Rod explains the stakes: a wife with more Bitcoin has a lower time preference, and is therefore more of a cypherpunk than you. Rod caps the whole doctrine as a family value: “Oh, the family that listens to Bitcoin podcast together stays together, I think is probably a way to sum it up.”19 Pressed on what he offers his wife in return, Greaser itemises it, and 40 HPW turns out to be something the household owes him.20

The vocabulary is load-bearing. Greaser invents the Bitcoin-literate marriage counsellor, whose teaching is that a relationship is a block — limited in size, requiring prioritisation — and that a partner sending you bad memes is committing poor use of block space.21 Rod completes the diagnosis: you need to learn to consolidate your UTXOs.

Fidelity is opsec. “Being committed to your family and your wife is another way to be Michelle Weekly resistant,” Rod offers, and calls it an axiom, “like in Austrian economics.”22 The counter-doctrine, from Rod’s unnamed cousin, holds that the most loving act available to a man is to transact adversarially around his wife so she has nothing to testify to.23

The beds. Greaser inverts Jordan Peterson’s most famous instruction: making your bed is wasted effort, since the goal is to acquire a wife who makes it for you — justified actuarially, because she will outlive you.24 It crystallises into the flattest line in the corpus: “Guys that know how to make their own beds are gay.”25 The exhibit is Svetski, who loves Peterson, makes his own bed, and is visibly frustrated with women. The test is applied to real people: Rod asks whether Otis Bittmeyer‘s wife makes his bed on the school bus they live in, and Greaser rules that Jubilee definitely does.26

Ancillary findings. Kailey Welch‘s survey of 100 Bitcoin women, delivered as a produced ad read, establishes the top three attractive male activities: “the top three most attractive activities that men can participate in are being a full time podcast listener, smoking,” and drinking while driving. The least attractive: voting, shitcoining, and simping.27 Rod, meanwhile, was thrown out of his local meetup for admitting his wife controls the family’s keys, and defends the position anyway.28

irl: The 40-hour figure, the Peterson material and the Jordan Peterson/Nick Fuentes framing are the show’s satirical targets, not the wiki’s claims. Henry documents the doctrine as stated on air.

The Orange Wedding

The arc’s set piece is ep 30, which treats Natalie Brunell‘s marriage to Sam Callahan as hard news rather than gossip: “Natalie Burnell got married to Sam Callahan.”29 Rod names the frame — “Bitcoin’s royal wedding”30 — and Greaser supplies the Bugle’s characteristic measure of significance: it is the first notable “case of a wedding being turned into a podcast.”31

The rite itself is the detail the show never stops returning to. In lieu of a unity candle, the couple consolidated their UTXOs into a 2-of-2 multisig: “into one giant UTXO. It’s like a symbol on chain symbol of their unity.”32 The closing song reprises it as “Marriage is a multi sig where you share the key.”

It becomes an aspirational format immediately. MsHodlnaut420 boosts 11,111 sats — “I want an orange wedding like Natalie” — and the hosts rule it a coming trend, with bridezillas demanding weddings as thermodynamically sound as Natalie’s.33 Rod later proposes replacing the Magic Kingdom castle with the hall where it happened, on the grounds that real life outranks fairy tale.34

Rod and MsHodlnaut420

The arc’s actual romance — such as it is — runs between Rod and a Fountain booster. It starts inside a boost segment: she sends 10,000 sats asking if Rod is single, and Rod reveals he has already DMed her, is taking her to Franklin in Austin, and is blushing.35 She has not replied to the DM.

It curdles fast. Rod meets her at the conference: “I I did meet miss Hoddle four twenty, and she catfished me” — misleading avatar, he says; she looked like Nancy Grace.36 She boosts in to call the show sexist and threaten a rival podcast “to displace you”; Rod thanks her for the business.37 The ledger is kept on air — she boosts that Rod is “itching for round two,” and Greaser corrects the count: “not to be pedantic, but it would actually be round seven. I think you were blackout for rounds two through six.”38 She announces a new man — “Found a new guy who treats me right unlike Ron” — and Rod answers her personally.39

It resumes anyway. Rod attributes his on-air raspiness to Nashville: “I have to admit I did swap some spit with miss Hidalnott,” then reveals she DM’d him that she also kissed Optimist Fields at Pub Key the same weekend — feeding the running bit that she is a disease vector through Bitcoin group chats.40 Rod discloses that after hooking up she used to dip DoorDash food into the tallow in his hair before eating it.41 Greaser’s assessment, when Rod needs Maggie‘s advice about it, is that the drama has cost Rod hours of Bitcoin podcast listening.42 Mars‘s rule that you are never in control with a fed lands on Rod personally: “That sounds like my situation with miss Hollow Knot.”43

The ASR mangles her handle on nearly every appearance and never the same way twice — “miss Huddlemont,” “miss Hobble Nazi,” “miss Humboldt,” “Miss Hollenau.” Greaser names the thing for what it is: “this is just a reoccurring storyline.”

Maggie’s Advice Corner

Ep 45 announces the show’s institutional answer to the orangecel: a credentialed woman. “if you need dating advice from a credentialed woman, let her know.”44 Maggie Morris debuts the following episode: “Hello, and welcome to Maggie’s Advice Corner. Here, I will give thermodynamically sound advice to Bitcoiners and their loved ones.”45

Her voice is fixed by her first answer, to a man whose girlfriend likes Ethereum: “You need to ask this bitch for regulatory clarity. Either you have dominion over her or you don’t.”46 The letters establish the readership. A self-described sub-five-foot orangecel treats orange-pilling as conquest and Breedlove as the man who got there first: “I can’t date anyone who isn’t as orange pilled as me, but I also don’t wanna be orange pill Eskimo Brothers with Robert Breedlove.”47 A woman writing in maps the meetup dating pool as exactly three bad options — shitcoiners, carnivore macro mansplainers, and feds — with Svetski’s Bushido as the radicalising text.48 Maggie coins MSED, diagnosing a listener who cannot get hard without Saylor interviews playing: “MSED, which means Michael Saylor erectile dysfunction.”49

The segment resolves, as Bugleverse institutions do, into a pitch: “a special course for that that only costs 10 bitcoin on discounts, and it helps geeks who are afraid to hit on women,” followed by a BTC address dictated on air.50

Tatum

Tatum is the arc’s designated test case — the one orangecel the show tries to actually solve. He opens a search on air: “Yeah. If you are a woman and understand Bitcoin, please hit me up.”51 His pitch is six foot four, baby blue eyes, and “the there’s one that I missed. Forklift certified.”52 Greaser corrects the omission that matters: “You’re a Bitcoin podcaster.”53

Greaser later admits the booking was an advertisement: “I know he wanted a girlfriend and we could essentially advertise him.”54 The campaign underperforms — Tatum “can’t manage a sales funnel and convert” — and Rod diagnoses why: opening his podcast career with Jack Dorsey ruined him, because nothing since has been a challenge.55 A booster raises the stakes to messianic: Tatum’s romantic success “could make him Rocky Balboa,” or Luke Skywalker, or Gandhi for the orangecels. Greaser ratifies it — “The orange cells need a win.”56

The target is named: Aubrey Strobel, the arc’s standing symbol of the unattainable date.57 The 100k party is framed as “the perfect setting” for Tatum to finally meet her,58 and Vibes Capital Management is made responsible for the suit and the tie.59 By ep 110 Rod is pitching the Indy 500 infield as the venue for the engagement; Greaser counters that hyperbitcoinization is Tatum stopping his snake-pit DJ set to propose.60

The same difficulty-adjustment logic is applied to Phillip D. McCombs, whose predicted reward for grinding on his music label is that Aubrey Strobel will follow him back by year’s end.61

Kailey Welch

The Bugle’s producer carries the only strand the show plays straight. Her departure surfaces via a listener boost — “Done missing the female vibes since Kaley ran off with the, Monero bros” — which Greaser immediately converts into doctrine: “this is one of the reasons why we have to be against Monero is because the Monero Bros steal your smoking hot producer.”62 Rod’s version: “she’s in her fed phase.”

Her return is trailed in an outro63 and delivered in ep 54 without a joke attached: “I ran off with a Monero guy because I thought I was in love. He got me pregnant and when he found out he ditched me.”64 She continues that a few months into the pregnancy she went on a coke bender and miscarried.

She recovers into a new couple. On the premium episode she reveals she is dating eCash $aylor — “Some broccoli haircuts are hot, like my boyfriend, Ekash, but those beta bitch gripers have that NPC energy”65 — and confirms, hedged with “apparently,” that he is Shinobi’s nephew, months in, while knowing almost nothing else about him.66 Greaser had blamed a late episode on her running around with him.67 By ep 113 she is bringing her mosquito-bite count to the office as proof of a correctly-lived White Goy Summer, and calling Greaser a pussy for declining to look.68

Lyn Alden is hot

The oldest bit in the newsroom is a load-bearing part of this arc. The proposition is treated as a referendum: Greaser declares the entire Maxi Madness tournament “a referendum on is the reality that Lynn Alden is hot,” and picks Alden to beat the defending champion.69 It is also a marriage test — married men, Greaser observes, are uncomfortable admitting it.

Greaser defends the bit’s intent directly: “the thing that I find strange is that when I say, Lyn Alden’s hot, people try to make it sexual.” She is hot because she is smart, memes well, and has a good vibe.70

The bit’s inclusivity crisis produced its own episode. “sharing our opinions on Lynn Alden being hot, publicly to cover male Bitcoiners being hot” — the Bugle expanded the beat under public pressure, and found its DMs full of women who think Shinobi is hot.71 Shinobi answers them on air and deflects: “I’m a man with a higher calling in his life.”72 The same episode names the hypothetical format the whole arc has been circling: “I I I think we would we’d have to title this show The Orange Bachelor, you know, because there’s, like, the golden bachelor.”73

The asymmetry

By ep 109 the arc has produced a thesis about itself. Rod states it flat: “the problem here is that the Bitcoin industry is very tolerant and very accepting of male sex symbols, but it is” — landing on “very repellent, very toxic towards female sex symbols.”74 Greaser’s economic explanation is that plebs want to keep the glaze for themselves.

The double standard is priced. Matthew Kratter‘s Bitcoin University charges $790 and is high signal; Brunell’s $800 course makes her a scammer extraordinaire.75 Greaser asks whether it was the $10 difference “or it was just that she was hot?”

His conclusion for the second half is tactical: “if you actually wanna usher in hyper Bitcoinization that you need hot women as a part of your team,” closing with “who would you rather listen to on a podcast? A hot woman or, Adam Back?”76

Disputed

Does Shinobi have a girlfriend? Bugle canon says no, and says it as settled fact: “we all know that Shinobi doesn’t have a girlfriend.”8 Ep 33 is consistent — the d++ attempt “didn’t work out.”5 But two months earlier Greaser reported an ongoing “love, like, arc with, d plus plus” as timeline news, and Rod pitched it as programming;77 ep 74 refers to Shinobi “dating d plus plus” in passing.78 The sources do not reconcile. The show may be treating the d++ romance as live in some episodes and closed in others, or “dating” may be doing satirical work. Henry’s note: d++ has no page anywhere in the wiki and is named only by that handle.

Kailey Welch and Haley Welch. characters/kailey-welch currently carries both “Kaylee Welch” and “Hailey Welch” in aliases:, but ep 34 plainly treats them as two people: Greaser says of Haley — the Hawk Tuah woman — that “She’s no Kaylee, but she’s up there.”79 The tweet Greaser credits with pushing the selection over the edge (“I won’t sleep with anyone who votes for Harris”) is attributed here to Kailey; Haley is left unattributed. The alias merge on that page is probably wrong and needs review.

Rod’s marital status is never stable. He refers to “my girlfriend, my wife, both of them” in the same breath,80 tells the marriage-counsellor bit through a girlfriend,21 and elsewhere has a wife who runs the family multisig.28 The beat record treats this as a recurring gag rather than a claim of fact, and this page does not resolve it.

Correction to the seeded page. The prior version of this page dated the arc’s founding to two March 2023 news items and listed four episodes as its full episode set, compiled from a breadth sweep of descriptions and headlines. The beat index carries 164 beats across 64 episodes spanning 2024-04-22 to 2026-06-15 — the sweep missed roughly 94% of the arc, including every episode of the Shinobi project, the Orange Wedding, the MsHodlnaut420 strand and the whole of Maggie’s Advice Corner. The seed’s narrative claim that the arc is founded on the girlfriend-acquisition-as-crisis premise81 and answered within a day by an $800 course82 is not contradicted — ep 109 still treats the $800 course as canon two years later75 — but it was never the arc’s spine. The spine is the orangecel.

irl: The seeded episode list was mechanical, not editorial. It is superseded here and not reproduced.

Who’s in it

Rod Palmer and Richard Greaser (proprietors and principal theorists), Shinobi (standing project), MsHodlnaut420 (the reoccurring storyline), Maggie Morris (credentialed woman), Tatum (test case), Kailey Welch and eCash $aylor, Natalie Brunell and Sam Callahan (the royal wedding), Lyn Alden, Aubrey Strobel (the unattainable), Robert Breedlove, Aleks Svetski, Fundamentals, Jessica Hodler, L0la L33tz, Otis Bittmeyer.

orangecels · Lyn Alden Is Hot · full time podcast listeners · Shinobi bits · 40 Hours Per Week · Natalie Brunell · Jessica Hodlr · Robert Breedlove’s love life · Behind the Podcast · UTXHoes

Footnotes

  1. Bugle Weekly 5 @ 16:45. The cue reads “I I don’t think there’s a single woman…”; the quote spans t=1005 and t=1012. Greaser softens at 16:57: “Maybe there’s a handful.” ↩

  2. Bugle Weekly 5 @ 14:35. ASR gives Svetski as “Svetsky”. ↩

  3. Bugle Weekly 5 @ 15:58. ↩

  4. Bugle Weekly 5 @ 17:26. “d plus plus” is d++, who has no wiki page. ↩

  5. Bugle Weekly 33 @ 8:24. ASR “the Beagle” for the Bugle. The d++ line is at 8:37. ↩ ↩2

  6. Bugle Weekly 33 @ 8:43. ASR “Angela McCardell”; the beat is medium-confidence and McArdle has no wiki page. ↩

  7. Bugle Weekly 9 @ 10:16. ↩

  8. Bugle Weekly 78 @ 16:30. ↩ ↩2

  9. Bugle Weekly 78 @ 16:44. ↩

  10. Bugle Weekly 78 @ 17:19. ASR renders Shinobi as “Shelby” twice in this cue. ↩

  11. Bugle Weekly 97 @ 1:34. ↩

  12. Bugle Weekly 18 @ 21:43. Quote spans t=1303/1305/1307; ASR renders the coinage as “orange sell”, “orange cells”, “orange self” and “orange shells”. ↩

  13. Bugle Weekly 18 @ 27:37. Quote spans t=1657/1665/1668; payoff at 28:25. ↩

  14. Bugle Weekly 18 @ 52:22. Quote spans t=3142 and t=3145. ↩

  15. Bugle Weekly 17 @ 17:13. Rod’s law at 17:28 is ASR’d “orange billing” for orange pilling. ↩

  16. Bugle Weekly 40 @ 25:06. Quote spans t=1506 and t=1511. ↩

  17. Behind The Podcast 8 @ 9:24. ↩

  18. Behind The Podcast 8 @ 11:32. ↩

  19. Bugle Weekly 39 @ 58:34. ↩

  20. Richard Greaser Vs. Mike Brock Debate @ 1:07:29. ↩

  21. Bugle Weekly 40 @ 23:12. Quote spans t=1387 and t=1392; Greaser corrects his own metaphor at 23:29. ↩ ↩2

  22. Bugle Weekly 23 @ 49:47. ASR “Michelle Weekly” for Michelle Weekley. ↩

  23. Bugle Weekly 21 @ 27:27. Medium confidence; the cousin is unnamed and the quote straddles t=1644–1651. ↩

  24. Bugle Weekly 71 @ 41:32. ↩

  25. Bugle Weekly 71 @ 46:07. Svetski is ASR’d “Alex Fespe” and “Spetsky” in this stretch; resolved from content. ↩

  26. Bugle Weekly 72 @ 1:02:09. Jubilee has no wiki page. Otis confirms his wife is named after a Lumineers album at Intellectual Silk Road 1 @ 29:31. ↩

  27. Bugle Weekly 23 @ 44:31. The third item lands at 44:47; the inverse ranking at 44:49. She calls the audience “the orange cells”. ↩

  28. Bugle Weekly 21 @ 24:40. He upgrades “almost” to actual expulsion at 25:09. His wife learned multisig from “a Stefan Lovera webcast” — ASR for Stephan Livera. ↩ ↩2

  29. Bugle Weekly 30 @ 3:13. ASR “Natalie Burnell” throughout. ↩

  30. Bugle Weekly 30 @ 5:51. ↩

  31. Bugle Weekly 30 @ 6:18. ↩

  32. Bugle Weekly 30 @ 7:01. The setup cue at 6:58 is badly mangled (“Mitchell had a wedding”); the multisig detail lands at 7:08. ↩

  33. Bugle Weekly 31 @ 59:38. ASR renders the booster “miss Huddleknot” / “miss Hoddlenot” / “miss Hollenott” and gives the pronoun as “He says”. ↩

  34. Bugle Weekly 35 @ 38:28. ASR “Natalie Bernal” / “Natalie Boudinow”; “Sam Cowan” for Sam Callahan. ↩

  35. Bugle Weekly 12 @ 1:01:31. ASR gives her as “Miss Hanlonah four twenty”, “miss Halma”, “miss Huddl”. ↩

  36. Bugle Weekly 19 @ 5:46. Quote spans t=346 and t=353. ASR “miss Hoddle four twenty”. ↩

  37. Bugle Weekly 29 @ 53:07. ASR “miss Haviloff” / “miss hobble not”. ↩

  38. Bugle Weekly 37 @ 54:42. Quote spans t=3278–3284. ↩

  39. Bugle Weekly 39 @ 55:28. “unlike Ron” is ASR for Rod, which is what makes Rod’s reply at 55:36 land. ↩

  40. Bugle Weekly 53 @ 5:55. ASR “miss Hidalnott”; “Optimus Fields” at 6:09. The cold-sore threat is at 6:41. ↩

  41. Bugle Weekly 61 @ 15:18. ASR “Miss Hollenau”. ↩

  42. Bugle Weekly 48 @ 37:56. ASR “miss Huddlenut” / “miss Hogglenot”. ↩

  43. Behind the Podcast 6 @ 58:11. ASR “miss Hollow Knot”; “miss Hobblemont” earlier in the same episode. ↩

  44. Bugle Weekly 45 @ 1:02:38. Quote spans t=3754/3758; ASR “Orange Shell” / “orange cell”. ↩

  45. Bugle Weekly 46 @ 2:11. Quote spans t=131 and t=135. ↩

  46. Bugle Weekly 48 @ 3:47. ↩

  47. Bugle Weekly 46 @ 2:45. Maggie’s reply at 2:55 misnames him: “Hi, Ryan, you absolutely retarded creep.” ↩

  48. Bugle Weekly 46 @ 27:30. ASR “Alex Svetsky” for Aleks Svetski. ↩

  49. Bugle Weekly 48 @ 1:11:30. Quote spans t=4290–4292. ↩

  50. Bugle Weekly 49 @ 28:51. She dictates a full BTC address at 29:10. ↩

  51. Behind the Podcast 17 @ 10:54. ↩

  52. Behind the Podcast 17 @ 12:24. ↩

  53. Behind the Podcast 17 @ 12:33. ↩

  54. BTP 18 @ 1:01:45. Greaser’s verdict on the funnel is at 1:04:15. ↩

  55. BTP 18 @ 1:03:00. ↩

  56. BTP 18 @ 1:20:49. ASR “mister turn up” for Tatum Turnup; “orange cells” for orangecels. Greaser at 1:21:03. ↩

  57. Bugle Christmas Special @ 15:43. Medium confidence; the party name is unresolved ASR. ↩

  58. Bugle Weekly 87 @ 40:47. “National Hunter Tate party” is ASR for “the 100k party”; Tatum is introduced as “Tatum Turnip”. ↩

  59. Bugle Weekly 87 @ 41:54. ASR “Bives Capital” / “Vyde’s capital” for Vibes Capital Management. ↩

  60. Bugle Weekly 110 @ 41:00. ASR “Tatum Turner”; “the n d five hundred” for the Indy 500. ↩

  61. Bugle Weekly 45 @ 1:01:43. Quote spans t=3703/3707/3710 and splits across both hosts. ↩

  62. Behind The Podcast 5 @ 1:17:10. ASR “Kaley” for Kailey Welch. Richard’s doctrine at 1:17:33. ↩

  63. Richard Greaser Vs. Mike Brock Debate @ 1:47:04. ASR “Kaylee Welch”; the Monero guy is never named. ↩

  64. Bugle Weekly 54 @ 2:55. She continues at 3:13. ASR “Kaylee Welch”. ↩

  65. What’s Subversive (Premium Episode) @ 0:18. Quote spans t=17 and t=18; ASR “Ekash” for eCash $aylor. ↩

  66. What’s Subversive (Premium Episode) @ 0:36. ↩

  67. Bugle Weekly 91 @ 52:24. Medium confidence; ASR “Ecash Shaler”, and the “Kaylee” referent is not otherwise established in this episode. ↩

  68. Bugle Weekly 113 @ 51:30. Greaser’s refusal at 51:45. Silas Thornbrook’s boost cues the segment at 51:15 (ASR “Stonebrook”). ↩

  69. Bugle Weekly 51 @ 28:46. ASR “Lynn Alden”. Greaser answers Alden’s reply at 29:07 with “nothing stops this train”. ↩

  70. BTP 25 @ 55:35. Greaser opens it as a marriage test at 53:53. ASR gives “Glenn Alden” at 54:59. ↩

  71. Behind the Podcast 2 @ 12:34. Quote spans t=754/759/760; ASR “Lynn Alden”. ↩

  72. Behind the Podcast 2 @ 12:55. The ASR merges Greaser’s cue into Shinobi’s reply; Shinobi deflects at 12:59. ↩

  73. Behind the Podcast 2 @ 11:57. He restates it at 12:09: “a Bitcoin bachelor is an orange bachelor.” ↩

  74. Bugle Weekly 109 @ 31:13. Quote spans t=1873 and t=1878; the sentence lands at 31:24–31:29. Greaser’s answer at 34:53 ASRs suitcoiners as “suit corners”. ↩

  75. Bugle Weekly 109 @ 33:31. ASR “Natalie Bernal” / “Natalie Burrell”. Greaser’s follow-up at 33:47. ↩ ↩2

  76. Bugle Weekly 109 @ 36:08. Quote spans t=2168 and t=2177; he closes at 36:27. ↩

  77. BTP 20 @ 1:18:49. The chapter title at 1:15:49 is “Shinobi and D Plus Plus”. ↩

  78. Bugle Weekly 74 @ 23:07. Quote runs across t=1387 and t=1391. ↩

  79. Bugle Weekly 34 @ 58:46. Medium confidence: Greaser is reading Kailey’s tweet aloud, not speaking for himself. Rod’s quote-tweeted original is at 58:52. The Haley comparison is at 43:11. ↩

  80. Bugle Weekly 68 @ 29:00. The “my girlfriend, my wife, both of them” lead-in is at 28:34. ↩

  81. Bugle News, 2023-03-06 — “Bitcoiner Gets Girlfriend, Doesn’t Know What to Do Next”. ↩

  82. Bugle News, 2023-03-07 — “Natalie Brunell Launches $800 Relationship Course”. ↩