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Transcript: Super Sportball, Bitcoin Pizza Day For Normies | Bugle Weekly Episode 46

0:06Timmy Tether Welcome back to Plebs on Parade, the show where every pleb is a potential philosopher. I'm your host, Timmy Tether. And today, we're talking to plebs about the department of government efficiency. Is it good? Is it bad? What do plebs think? Let's find out. It's Timmy Tether again here in beautiful Long Island. We're talking to Thomas from Jacksonville, Florida. Thomas, what do you think about Elon Musk's new DOGE efforts in Washington, DC?

0:30Thomas I don't like that Elon Musk has access to all my personal private information. He's a billionaire. If he wants my data, he should either engineer a digital platform to harvest my thoughts in exchange for dopamine or buy my data off the dark web like everybody else. You heard it here, folks. Proof of work, no more free access to our data. Next, let's ask Shinobi from Chicago. Shinobi, how do you feel about Doge?

0:51Timmy Tether Fuck that techno crap piece of shit. Elon Musk is a fucking retard, and so are his supporters. Well, alright. Shinobi from Chicago doesn't sugarcoat it, ladies and gentlemen. Elon Musk is a fucking retard. Alright. Our last pleb is Terry from South Dakota. Terry, thoughts on Doge? Timmy Tether, let me tell you something.

1:07Terry I used to be a proud taxpayer until Doge revealed my taxes are going towards turning me into to a gay retard. That's why I support Doge, and I support big balls. I would be proud to call big balls my son or my nephew. I wish we had more young big balls in DC.

1:32Timmy Tether Alright. There you have it. Terry supports Doge, and it sounds like you also stand behind big balls despite the controversies.

1:38Terry I love big balls.

1:43Timmy Tether That's all for this week, folks. I'm your host, Timmy Tether. Thanks for watching Plebs on Parade.

1:51Announcer And now let's get some thermodynamically sound dating advice from Bugle correspondent, Maggie Morris.

2:11Maggie Morris Hello, and welcome to Maggie's Advice Corner. Here, I will give thermodynamically sound advice to Bitcoiners and their loved ones. Let's start with the first question.

2:21Brian Hoddle Hey, Maggie. This is Brian Hoddle. I'm an orange cell who is under five feet tall, and I'm having trouble getting girls to listen to me about Bitcoin on dates. The last one I dated briefly, I tried to explain thermodynamics, and she said that she didn't care and wanted to have sex instead. I got frustrated that she wouldn't listen to me, and I stormed out. How do I get women to listen to me about Bitcoin? I can't date anyone who isn't as orange pilled as me, but I also don't wanna be orange pill Eskimo Brothers with Robert Breedlove.

2:52Brian Hoddle I wanna pop her orange pill cherry myself.

2:55Maggie Morris Hi, Ryan, you absolutely retarded creep. Listen, you know, orange peeling, like anything else you do with a woman, needs to be consensual. Can't force a woman to be orange peel. She needs to want to be orange peel. If you want to orange pilled a woman, you need to gain her trust. One good way to gain her trust is physical intimacy. I'm sorry to tell you. What I'm saying is that you'll have to have sex with her, but that'll also have some benefits, because sex will spread chemicals in your brain that will make it easier for you to stay humble and stack sex. Thank you for the question, Brian, and please update me on how your next date turns out.

3:34Announcer Thanks, Maggie. Now here's your hosts, Rod Palmer and Richard Grieser.

3:43Richard Greaser Welcome to this edition of the Beagle Wegley. This is your co host, Richard Grieser, tuning in from the Beagle newsroom up here in a secret location in New York City.

3:57Richard Greaser It's been a wild week. It's gonna continue to be a wild week. We're watching the game theory play out before our eyes. We're watching in the world change rapidly. The sovereign individual thesis is playing out. How are you doing today, Rod? What do you got going on?

4:13Rod Palmer Yeah. Today's great. It's, it's been a huge week and we're you're gonna get into that very shortly. But today is well, the day we're recording is a lot of you may not realize this, but you may be wondering like why your your sports feed or your excuse me, your Twitter feed or your social media feed has been flooded with sports ball

4:36Rod Palmer content. Today is Super Bowl Sunday. It's kinda like Bitcoin pizza day for normies. It's a big day for them. Big party day, a lot of pizza that consumed. And one of the big stories is that the, Elon Musk apparently bought like $40,000,000

4:56Rod Palmer worth of commercials for the Super Bowl because it's the most watched thing in the world. And he's gonna do Doge commercials. And if you haven't been paying attention, that's big this week. We found out last week

5:13Rod Palmer that USAID was a front for the CIA, and they were using our tax dollars to try to turn us into gay research and people were very upset about that.

5:28Rod Palmer But people the the the lawsuits, they fought back. The courts fought back and they're trying to freeze the same that Elon Musk shouldn't have the right as an unelected official to have access to our personal data. You have to be elected to have unlimited access to Americans personal data. If you are a private citizen or a foreigner,

5:50Rod Palmer you have to buy it from the dark web, from hackers who have done the proof of work to get that personal data if you want it. So Elon Musk is trying to get a free lunch, get all America's data for his own purposes, for Twitter, for X, whatever, for SpaceX, but it's still it's still a good story about dismantling the deep state because we were worried for a while there that the CIA had turned our children into gay rechards and there was nothing we could do about it.

6:21Rod Palmer But this doge story tells about our racist young computer autistic wizard. Who do this by the name of Big Boss. And he has stepped up and kind of shown that, like, oh my god. Not all of them are gay retards. There's still some based kids bat down there who smoke cigarettes. They transact adversarially,

6:43Rod Palmer and they're helping us take down the deep state. And it's just been a shot in the arm. It's been a really great, really great week. So can you explain who this character, Big Balls is? Yeah. All we know about him, he's like 19 years old. He's got the broccoli haircut that Zoomers typically have, and he does by the name Big Balls. And he's been hacking the shit out of the CIA's records. He has found all the DEI. He's found I mean, he Listen, he's he's grown up in nothing but saturation from the CIA. These programs

7:17Rod Palmer that have been trying to turn us into gator returns. He's It's been in the schools, on his television, everything he sees on YouTube. So when he gets into those databases, he knows exactly what that program is for because he's he's they tried to brainwash him with that and turn him into a day return. So he's uncovering it all. And they fired him on Friday because he had made him noticed

7:42Rod Palmer a few too many things when he was like 13 and he tweeted about those from a pseudonym, account. So they fired him from the He was just, he noticed too many things. You're not supposed to do that in the government. But

7:56Rod Palmer vice president J. D. Vance said that he forgives him and he deserves a second chance and so does America. Because all, you know, most of the people today in power that people heard their Xbox live, their chats when they were younger, they were, you know, we would want to forgive them. So she would forgive big balls. So he's back on the case. So this is an individual that previously worked for the government,

8:23Richard Greaser was fired for from the government for

8:26Rod Palmer noticing too much and now works at Doge. Yes. Yeah. Well, now he he worked at the government for Doge last week but he got fired at the end of the week because they determined that he noticed too many things. He's just too outspoken about things you're not supposed to notice. So they fired him. But a few hours later,

8:48Richard Greaser Donald Trump and JD Vance, they rehired him. Interesting. So Elon didn't like the who who who didn't like the noticing? Elon's out there marching around

8:58Rod Palmer talking about how beast he is. Yeah. Yeah. The noticed the noticing was done by the, mainstream media. Okay. It was done by So, it was done by the same, this what her, when you look up her name, we'll find it here. But, the same journalist who

9:19Rod Palmer was funded by USAID and has ties to the CIA, she also doxxed FiatGeoff, the, no stir open source dev. So she not only did she, expose and dox no stir

9:35Richard Greaser devs, she is now doxxing big balls. Is this the same one that doxxed lives of TikTok? I'm not sure if that is, but that might be true. Yeah. I mean, the the entire media apparatus is, we had an interesting interview with Frank Korva talking about the transition that we're watching happen. It's all very interesting. So it sounds like to work in the Trump administration in some way, they're okay if you were a four chain shit poster

10:02Rod Palmer at some point. That's what JD and Trump Exactly. It there it just means that as long as long as you can do your job, there's somebody who, especially if you're younger, you have taxpayer potential. It means that

10:22Rod Palmer if those group chats that you really don't, you really hope on Telegram or, you know, even signal or maybe you're as lazy as just like Facebook chat. It does get leaked. It doesn't mean you won't be able to afford your taxes. Mhmm. You still can contribute to, you know,

10:42Richard Greaser to to this to the community, to society. Yeah. It's all very interesting. So, we've been unpacking what this USAID stuff means. It's it's been interesting to unpack, to say the least. There there's a lot of stuff that isn't been fully declassified. Like, we haven't seen any direct proof that Joe Nakamoto was receiving USAID funding,

11:08Richard Greaser but we did notice that he hasn't posted a video since the the news dropped about USAID. Right. Yeah. So

11:17Rod Palmer the so far, the the paper trail is thin. However, some of this stuff could definitely have

11:29Rod Palmer definitely have been wandered in some way using Tether. That's one of the damage benefits for sure. And we know Joe Nakamura receives Tether money and we just know that he hasn't posted about, you know, Tether or any of these gay videos that he makes since USAID was frozen.

11:49Rod Palmer And there's just there's other there's a litany of other examples like this, like Politico, they shut down, you know, they had to lay people off. It's like all these layoffs are very suspicious timing and people who

12:06Rod Palmer have been accused of trying to turn their rears or their listeners into gay retorts. No, I think it's interesting

12:12Richard Greaser to try and collect information on who isn't having issues right now, who isn't having to do staffing codes, who isn't

12:21Rod Palmer losing a lot of revenue. Exactly. This is this is kind of the turning point and this is, I think, kind of the point. It's we all knew this was happening. We all knew this was going on. I mean, plenty of people on Bitcoin, Twitter, on Bitcoin podcasts, we have been warning you that the government is trying to turn you into a gay retort And nobody listened. They didn't wanna listen. They

12:47Rod Palmer they wanted to believe what the TV told them to believe. And now that the Memphis is coming to the surface and people have to confront it, We have to ask ourselves,

13:01Rod Palmer what or what are we paying taxes for? I thought I was paying taxes for Israel to get to Ukraine to but not to turn me into a day of return.

13:16Rod Palmer And if I'm, you know, I want, if I'm a tech, if I'm gonna pay my taxes, I want, I wanna know the CIA is turning their efforts. The FBI is turning their efforts into exploit, you know, go sell and pump and dump meme coins in Africa. Get them addicted to Tether. That will lower our interest rates. It will, subsidize our debt. That's what we need. Otherwise, people are gonna stop buying our treasuries. So we need that the global South to be addicted to our

13:43Rod Palmer pump and dump, you know, financing methods. And if they need to stop trying to trick American taxpayers with that bullshit. If you convey your taxes, you should be at least afforded the,

13:59Rod Palmer you know, the privilege to not have the, you know, the CIA trying to turn you into a gay retort debt slave through pumping down meme coins. Yep.

14:08Richard Greaser Yeah. I mean, that's that's one of the revelations that I think really bothered people about this USAID thing is the suggestion that these types of psychological warfare, the meme coining, the shit coining was directed not just exclusively at people in The Middle East and the global South but also at American citizens.

14:33Richard Greaser Example, hypothetically or theoretically, we don't know for sure, but the good morning Bitcoin Twitter spaces closed at a very convenient

14:46Richard Greaser time. They shut down their Twitter spaces right around when this news dropped about USAID, which is very conspicuous in my opinion.

14:55Rod Palmer Yeah. Yeah. It's there's been a there's been several spaces, x spaces, daily Bitcoin spaces that have seen their, you know, seen their time run up. They've they've canceled it and it's some of them. They saw it come and maybe had the toxic pled happy hour with, with Tubby and Anders that ended. And then this April it you know,

15:20Rod Palmer it ends with with good morning Bitcoin. And I wrote a song about this. You can go back to Wave Lake. It was about, you know, these date, these spaces who have the same holidays as commercial banks, the fed, the CIA,

15:39Rod Palmer anytime those guys were off work. So were these spaces that is that maybe somebody should look into that and Mars did. And people, people talk, told Mars he was crazy, but the evidence besides not evidence, but it's

15:54Richard Greaser coincidence. It's a strange coincidence. So I didn't realize that toxic

15:59Rod Palmer happy hour ended. So that happened this week? It didn't happen this week. It, it happened previously, but I'm just seeing a culmination of of daily spaces coming to an end this week. This seems like the funding and the effort has been drying up. It seems like Donald Trump has been

16:19Rod Palmer sniffing this out and and kind of cleaning the system so to speak.

16:26Richard Greaser Have we heard of any loss of funding to HRF?

16:30Rod Palmer I I have not per se. That's something to look into though. I think that if you see Asia, if you see Alex Gladstein or some of these other people who work for, you know, CK, who work for for HRF, if they're asking you for money, if they ask you for a donation, anytime soon, I would just think that they should have to answer the question is that, you know, do they need money because USAID has stopped,

16:57Rod Palmer stopped, you know, I was giving it to them. Yeah, that would be big.

17:01Richard Greaser I mean, I think this is like one of the challenges, you know, or it's an example of why so first of all, on on the topic of Mars, I think the reason why people are getting upset at him has nothing to do with the content of what he's covering, but it has to do with his lack of credentials. Like people

17:20Richard Greaser people believe in going through the proper channels, going through the proper processes. And when you have a non credentialed forklift driver commenting on the feds of Twitter spaces, I think some people find that frustrating

17:38Richard Greaser because if people are doing that, then why even have credentials in the first place? Right? Yeah, exactly right.

17:44Rod Palmer Sometimes Listen, a few years ago, if somebody who drove a forklift for a living and, you know, had a blog on the internet told you that vaccines made you retarded or killed you, you would say that that's a crackpot conspiracy.

18:04Rod Palmer I trust CNN. I trust ABC news. I trust what my doctor says. And we're learning that all of the people that you trusted before were funded by USAID And the people who

18:19Rod Palmer have been trying to point out, it's just like they're whatever tune of autism they're on, it, they, the government just wasn't able to turn them into a gay retort. And they were resistant. And these autistic

18:36Rod Palmer meme driven artists like, like Mars and, you know, and others, it was, you know, it was their way of, of helping people trying to point out the truth to people. And, we're learning that, you know, those guys were right and it wasn't the, it wasn't the media.

18:55Richard Greaser Yeah. I think that's pretty dangerous to have normal people reporting on stories when the media should be

19:01Rod Palmer And Right. Like if you Yeah. It it it is a scary thing to realize that you have to rely on somebody like those, you know, Mars bars, for accurate information in news, that you can't trust all the official sources and the official credentials. That's hard to confront. So, you know, we have to fix it.

19:23Richard Greaser So maybe what needs to happen is Mars needs to start a Bitcoin podcast and then people will listen to his opinion a little bit more.

19:30Rod Palmer Right. He needs to If he wants people to take him seriously, he needs to, you know, take himself seriously and and start that Bitcoin podcast. And, you know, it's his duty

19:45Rod Palmer to to get this in. It's a journalist is a is a calling. It is not, you know, it's not people who wanna get into journalism because they wanna go to ditty parties where they want to be in the discord servers that tell them about the next pump and dump for Africa that they can go and dump on people in the global South. If they just wanna go to yacht parties, you know, that's why they become journalists if they kinda like Joe Nakamoto.

20:12Rod Palmer That's not a that's not a true journalist. The journalist is reluctant. You don't want you don't want to trust the journalist who wants to report you the news. You want to trust the journalist who must report you the news, no matter how many people make fun of them and call them a scammer or call them, you know, a black pillar on Bitcoin Twitter.

20:33Richard Greaser Yeah. It's all very strange. I mean, I think most people in the media right now have a lot of whiplash and therefore, you know, if the people telling people what to think don't know what to think, at least the TV watchers, the podcast listeners, the newspaper readers,

20:52Richard Greaser they're probably feeling some extreme whiplash as well right now. Yeah. Yeah.

20:58Rod Palmer The people who aren't paying very close attention, who've not been listening to forty Hours of Bitcoin podcasts, it's going it's it's they're not going to see the truth overnight. It's gonna take some time. And this is why it's so important to be a part of the forty hours per week, you know, gank, essentially. Hashtag forty hours per week because

21:21Rod Palmer that's how you kinda onboard these other people and show them there is a a way to get off of this clown world and find the credentials again.

21:34Richard Greaser Mhmm. Yeah. I think we need to give people a pep talk because, like, if they a lot there there's a lot of new people becoming interested in Bitcoin. The government's essentially giving people permission to use it. Dennis Porter is really changing the landscape as far as protecting people's rights to to custody

21:55Richard Greaser and to mine. You know, their rights are protected, so I think they're a little bit more interested in using it. Even still, you know, these people, they they they hear forty hours a week and they think it's daunting because most of them have been accustomed to not even working forty hours a week at their job since the COVID lockdowns.

22:15Richard Greaser The new normal has been, you know, roughly twenty hours a week work from home. People have gotten lazy and they forgot their time preference has been all screwed up. They've been conditioned by Fiat

22:29Richard Greaser and they're not gonna come to the conclusion that they need to listen to forty hours a week because they they've never listened to forty eight hours a week of anything except for maybe Joe Rogan. Right. It's it's,

22:40Rod Palmer it's got they're like circling the train with nihilism. They just don't see what the point is. You know? And this is why this doesn't really affect cigarette smokers because you're getting outside and you're walking in the sun and your, your testosterone's flowing

22:57Rod Palmer and you're, you know, you've got a lower time preference. So overall, but a lot of people are seeing that and they think I want, I want, I want that too. I want what he has and they're coming out of it and it's, they just need a little coaching. They, you just have to say, listen, even though you're retarded, that you were gay and you became a gay retard because the government told you to,

23:23Rod Palmer I I forgive you. Mhmm. You can still come be based.

23:28Richard Greaser Yep. Yeah. I mean, the the messaging to these people, we we kinda have to ease them into it. You know what I mean? Like, you can't just we can't just push them to listen to forty hours a week right away. We have to get them off of zero first, and then we gotta incrementally ease them into it. You know? And hopefully after a year or two, having gone to a few conference, having gone to a few meetups, they'll realize that there's no other way but forty hours a week to be properly informed.

24:01Rod Palmer Right. It's just yeah. It's like when you first get orange build, they're like, oh, I'm just gonna do a $100 a month. I'll buy some here or there. And then before you the more you learn about it is just the more of your time goes into it, the time your time and money. And same with listening to Bitcoin podcasts. You start off with one or two and then the next thing you know, your RSS feed is full and you're like pies and you're listening to everyone

24:30Rod Palmer that it gets published. And that is, you know, everybody's gonna do that on their own on their own rhythm. Yeah. Because what what we're essentially doing as Bitcoin podcasters

24:40Richard Greaser is we're deconditioning people's brains from the CIA psy ops, from the oldest scientific MK Ultra studies, from years and years of public education and conditioning, which is no easy task. It it really is an honorable calling

24:60Richard Greaser to come in and and and try and, communicate with people that their their brains have been so stunted as a result of the the CIA propaganda. You like, we encounter these people on a regular basis. Like, you you're you're at a party and you're you're talking to somebody and they're friendly and they seem like their IQ is is above 50.

25:27Richard Greaser And then they'll you bring up this USAID thing, and they start repeating whatever they heard on CNN. And it it's a hard position to to come from, like, explaining to them the world the way the world works because they they have this perception that has been formed by USAID, by by the individuals seeking to protect our democracy. Yeah.

25:50Rod Palmer But this, that's a great point, but diving, this is where we have to be vigilant. Mhmm. This is where it's important to be wearing a forty hours per week Bitcoin podcast t shirt when you're in public. Mhmm. This is why it's important

26:08Rod Palmer to be wearing your favorite, you know, just Bitcoin company, Bitcoin t shirt. That all, when you're at family gatherings or work events or anything anywhere, the airport, because when you ask somebody what their opinion is

26:25Rod Palmer and you're wearing that t shirt, they know it's safe to tell you the truth. Mhmm. Because some people are just they're waking up or maybe they woken up, but they don't have the current they haven't listened to enough Bitcoin podcasts yet to have the courage to tell you the truth

26:44Rod Palmer when they don't know that you're a Bitcoiner. That they think that you might be an MPC as well. Mhmm. So you you invite them to to come, you know, when you when you ask them what their what their opinion is,

27:00Rod Palmer ask them if it's a retarded one. Give them a hint. Say something if you don't have the t shirt. Let them know it's a safe space.

27:09Announcer And now back to Maggie for some more dating advice.

27:15Alice Humphrey Hello, Mags dear. This is Alice Humphrey. I've been trying to find a boyfriend at the local meetup. You would think it would be easy because the majority of Bitcoiners are looking for girlfriends. The problem is that most of them are actually shitcoiners, or take Alex Svetsky's Bushido of Bitcoin a bit too seriously. I don't like the extremes.

27:37Alice Humphrey I feel like my only three dating options are shitcoiners, carnivore macro mainsplainers who read the sovereign individual once a week, and feds. I want to be a mother, but I don't want to have to be a trad wife with 12 kids. I don't want to have to ask my husband for permission to listen, run a node, or listen to Bitcoin podcasts. Should I look outside my meetup and download the Orange Pill app, or will that just mean our data fed? I look forward to your advice. Thanks, Mags.

28:08Maggie Morris Dear Alice, thank you for the question. This is very easy. First of all, if you want to find a husband and have children with him, I highly recommend not to do it with a Bitcutter because they're all crazy. Because Bitcutter is a policy scheme, Fiest Death Cop. But if you still wanna do it, which I totally understand, it's really simple. First of all, you know, look your best, but don't look slutty. Roll up to the Bitcoin meetup. You just stand around there and wait for someone to approach you. So there's only two kind of people who will approach you. Either a psychopath or a shit quitter. So if you get approached by a Bitcoiner, you assume they're a psychopath, you just ditch them as fast as possible, Wait for someone else to talk to you. The reason the street critter is the one who first talk to you is because they're more outgoing and have better social skills. So you ask this guy. Say you're thinking to invest some money and what does he recommend? And he'll still surely use some kind of shit coin or scam. And then you you start raising your voice and bitching him out and calling him a scammer and a shit corner and making a scene. And this will draw to you all the bit corners, the real bit corners for the meetup. They'll likely form a circle around you and start kind of awkwardly kind of trying to to suss you out. So you hopefully will go into some kind of bland conversation about current Bitcoin topics and light technology stuff. So what you need to do is, you know, don't show your cards. Just polite conversation.

29:27Maggie Morris Notice if any one of them doesn't talk over you and doesn't try to force you to listen to explanations of stuff you already know. The one guy who isn't doing that, he's an anti woke progressive, and that's the guy you need to check out. You're welcome.

29:41Richard Greaser Well, I think what differentiates the the forty hours per week versus the, just typical Bitcoin company shirt is, you know, it it's gonna be easier to spot the feds. Right? So if somebody has a forty hours a week shirt,

29:60Richard Greaser you can approach them and you can ask them a few questions that only people will know who listen to forty hours a week. The the thing about fads is first of all, they're they're they tend to be lazy. Right? They tend to try and get by in the bare minimums. Like, a lot of them haven't taken the time to ever run a Bitcoin node, at least the ones that are sitting on Twitter spaces. They haven't tried out all the different lightning wallets. They've never read a Darth coin tutorial

30:29Richard Greaser because they're just LARPing. They're just pretending to be Bitcoiners, essentially. But if you see somebody with the forty hours a week shirt, you can ask them, you know, essentially like a secret cut question. Like, it's like a, almost like a passphrase of like

30:48Richard Greaser you're in a secret society. And depending on how they answer, you know, you could very easily discern if they're just repping stolen valor or if they're the real deal.

31:03Rod Palmer I think I know where you're going with this one. Yep.

31:06Richard Greaser And if there's a real deal, then you can have a thermodynamically sound conversation. But if you quickly catch that, it's kinda it's kinda like, you know, for jujitsu people, it's pretty easy to tell if somebody's stealing valor. You know what I mean? They they walk into the gym with a purple belt or brown belt, and you catch them in a triangle

31:28Richard Greaser choke like they're a white belt or even a if they're repping the black belt, you know they're full of shit. You know? Maybe you press them for some questions and they end up admitting that they're a black belt in karate and they thought it translated the same.

31:47Richard Greaser But you'll catch them on their back foot when you get catch them in a choke hold. And it's the same thing when you ask the right questions to somebody wearing a forty hours a week t shirt. It's kinda like you're catching them in a metaphorical triangle choke or an armbar.

32:05Rod Palmer Exactly. And once, you know, if they don't hesitate when you ask that question and they they firmly shake your hand, they're probably you're this is if they take a cigarette out of their mouth, that tail

32:21Rod Palmer reach out and shake your hand and give you the bright answer, that is the equivalent of when somebody comes into your jiu jitsu gym and they got cauliflower ears. And they've got a blue belt, but they got these cauliflower ears and they, you know, they just say they wanna warm up. But,

32:38Richard Greaser they end up they end up surprising you. But, yeah. Do you do you think there's any been any documented cases of people get getting cauliflower ear from listening to so many Bitcoin podcasts? Have we seen that?

32:51Rod Palmer I think, you know, that's true. I mean, I think nowadays, a lot of people who, you know,

33:01Rod Palmer they don't want maybe up to this point, they did not want their whole community to know there was no forty hours per week of Bitcoin podcast. So they were like AirPods. They do get, like, the the bigger, the legitimate professional Bitcoin podcast listener headphones. Yeah, I mean, the the damage to your your cartilage could definitely be there after,

33:23Rod Palmer there's definitely it happens.

33:26Richard Greaser Mhmm. I mean, I think the only way to listen to Bitcoin podcasts or the proper way to listen to them is with over the ear high quality headphones.

33:35Rod Palmer 100%. 100%.

33:36Richard Greaser I mean, I instructed all of our our listeners and and readers to buy a new set of headphones when Bitcoin hits a 100 k. So I hope everybody did that. I hope everybody's listening to our voices and it's just like booming and you can hear the bass. You can hear the high definition.

33:54Rod Palmer I hope that, one day, you walked into Home Depot or Lowe's and the most, you know, the most common look is gonna be

34:07Rod Palmer the guy with big headphones on, the blue blocker sunglass you know, his glasses, wearing like the, the five finger shoes, the, the toe shoes wearing a forty hours per week t shirt. And that's just gonna be, you know, it's gonna be the loyal, it's gonna be the new Patagonia shirt.

34:27Richard Greaser Mhmm. Well, we've been working diligently on the Beagles. We still don't have a date on when we're gonna be doing that. But, yeah, I think this is gonna be the most important event for 2025 and probably, you know, going forward annually as we do it, which is the Bitcoin podcasting awards. Do you have any thoughts you wanna share with anybody on that process

34:51Richard Greaser of getting ready for this?

34:53Rod Palmer Absolutely. I've reached out to some of you. I will start nagging you publicly if you don't respond by the end of next week. But, and if you, you know, we're looking for people who would like to participate and communicate or contribute and be a part of the the presentation.

35:11Rod Palmer It should be pretty easy. We're just looking for people to help make us videos and, to support the community that is paying your bills, paying your sats, that you're getting boosted on fountain out and, give back. It'll be fun. And if you don't respond, then we will,

35:32Rod Palmer you know, we'll make the meme of you that, that we think is the most funny. So just think about that. But, yeah, I don't have I I think it's going to be exciting. And I think that, if you would like to contribute,

35:49Rod Palmer don't hesitate to reach out and and let us know what ideas you might have. Awesome. I think we should go to the next topic, which was a pretty good a pretty good question. I've got a lot of engagement from the, from everybody on Bitcoin Twitter. And there was a great story by Crypto Epstein.

36:06Richard Greaser Should, should women run their own Bitcoin node? You had a, you had an in person take. I I'm I'm per choice on this one, but I want to hear your take first.

36:17Rod Palmer Well, I think that again, you know, listen, it is a permissionless network. It is, censorship resistant.

36:29Rod Palmer I cannot prevent a woman from trying to run her own node. I just think that if she has a husband or a father, that it would be best to, you know, to trust his node, to use his node. And it's not because I don't, you know, I don't think that women deserve to be able to transact adversarially. I just think that

36:52Rod Palmer all I know is every woman who has tried to run her own node, who had just didn't use her husband's node or her father's, the DM me, they don't understand how to connect their own role. They don't know how to download it. They some of them send, they accidentally send it to an Ethereum address and they lose their stats. And it's just, it's, I just think that

37:15Rod Palmer it's pretty hard and just leave it, just leave it to your, to your husband. Yeah. I know.

37:22Richard Greaser I think men typically are like, men and women are different. And that's been that's been a distinguishment that has been made obvious through executive order by president Trump is the reality that men and women are different. Right? You put that you put that in an executive order. The NCAA has, formalized

37:45Richard Greaser that. Right. Their policies.

37:47Rod Palmer Right. Yeah. It's it is just a, you know, it is a symbol or a sign of regulatory clarity. People did not have regulatory clarity

38:01Rod Palmer on how many genders there were, if there was a difference between men and women or not. And because of that lack of regulatory clarity, people didn't know what the the the most compliant or the most successful and most secure solution

38:19Rod Palmer to these problems would be. But now we have that regulatory clinic. Women don't have to fumble around and they're trying to watch BTC sessions tutorials, but all they can think about is his muscles and how cute he is. And then they just end up, you know, outsourcing that they shouldn't be trusting their husband, but instead they're trusting BTC sessions

38:40Rod Palmer and in BTC sessions already has a wife and it's just, you know, it would be better to trust your husband than, you know, an influencer.

38:50Richard Greaser Yeah. I mean, your husband should be listening to forty hours a week. He should have watched all the BTC sessions videos. He shouldn't have been distracted by his muscles.

39:01Rod Palmer Yeah. And but this isn't just on women. If as a husband you have neglected to, you know, allow your wife to use your node. Maybe you're not running your own node yourself. Well, then, in those instances, that's why women would go and and try and and

39:22Rod Palmer use BTC sessions to note. So if you're you have to ask the question is, are you providing a note for your wife? And if you're not, maybe that's why she trusts BTC sessions instead of you with with her note needs.

39:33Richard Greaser Well, this is one of the reasons why I asked Maggie Morris to do a dating segment because these are these are things that that men and women need to understand. And I don't I don't think there's enough there there's too much emphasis on macro and not enough emphasis on how to date properly as an orange pilled couple.

39:55Richard Greaser And I'd like to see that that change. So this is our our endeavor getting into that that we're debuting on this episode. But, yeah, men and women are different, 100%. I I think that's important to to say, but there's also, like, a spectrum of, like, it it

40:19Richard Greaser it's unfortunate to say this. It pains me to say this, but there are men who are retarded, and their wives are smarter than them. And there are certain situations where in the relationship, the woman might be the more competent node runner. You know what I mean? I think those are kind of edge cases. 100%. They're they're edge cases, but they they're still and and this just comes down to, you know, a lot of these culture war

40:46Richard Greaser type questions on on whether or not women should run nodes, they don't take into account that individuals are individuals, that they're all different. And they think differently, they like different things, you know, not everybody listens to the same Bitcoin podcast, not everybody chooses

41:06Richard Greaser to do the same things in relationship. And there are competent like, you know, most women can't drive well, most women can't drive drunk well, But there are individuals like Kaylee Welch who can drive exceptionally well drunk. And I think she's competent at running nodes,

41:27Richard Greaser so I wouldn't hold her back. I wouldn't I I wouldn't ever wanna live in a country where there were laws prohibiting women from running Bitcoin nodes. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I I think it's it's important to, like, you know, be honest with yourself and to admit whether you're competent or not at doing these things.

41:48Rod Palmer Right. So that that brings back the question. So we're bringing back regulatory clarity about gender roles. And while doing that, we've spent a lot of time the past few years

42:04Rod Palmer reminding women what their gender role is. But some men, we've forgotten what our gender role is. So if when it comes to these situations, if you have been

42:17Rod Palmer you've identified that you are the retort of the relationship, then your wife is, you know, the one more confident one. If you are not running the node for the family, if you're not the one who is able to afford taxes,

42:35Rod Palmer what role do you have? Where do you fit in here? Because a lot of people I think that are having this difficulty adjustment we're going through right now or looking for which role they should play. Yeah. And I think that's a I think the answer to that one is be the Bitcoin podcaster

42:55Rod Palmer of the relationship. Let your wife run the known, pay the taxes. You put out the signal to Orangeville people. You can spend more of your time focused on it. Yeah.

43:08Richard Greaser Yeah. If you're if you're in a position where your wife is the the breadwinner, you can stay at home and listen to Bitcoin podcasts all day. You can stay at home and actually podcast all day. You could do things like be a meetup organizer and be a conference attender. There there's tons of opportunities that you have that that others might not be able to because they're,

43:34Richard Greaser you know, busy, earning money for the family.

43:37Rod Palmer Right. And this is, you know, this is where I think, where do you come to this agreement that, hey, you're gonna run the node and pay taxes on going to listen to Bitcoin podcasts all day. I think it will go over easier

43:53Rod Palmer with your wife if when she goes and starts the family node or when she uses the starts using the hardware wallet that you you do not nitpick her decisions. If she has decided that running Bitcoin Core on her laptop

44:12Rod Palmer that, she put Linux on and has air gapped, then don't, you know, tell her that she should just buy an Umbrel or vice versa. Just let her pick and and don't and don't be second guessing. Yeah.

44:27Richard Greaser Yeah. And don't be mansplaining single sig versus multi sig. If you're not putting the work in yourself, don't sit there and check. This is a pretty common experience where women typically don't do things like clean the gutters

44:47Richard Greaser or put up the Christmas lights, but they sure have a lot of input on it. Don't don't be like that in the relationship.

44:54Rod Palmer Right. Exactly.

44:55Richard Greaser Everybody knows how frustrating it is to be up on the roof of your house when it's super cold outside, putting up the Christmas lights, freezing your balls off, and getting nagged at about the lights not being spaced properly.

45:11Rod Palmer But don't don't nag your wife about running knots versus core. Right. If if you if you knew the most efficient way to manage resources, and to to do it profitably. You would be the one,

45:29Rod Palmer you know, running your node, not the one, you know, saying that knots is better because you can filter ordinals, blah, blah, blah, mine with ocean. You can make that decision

45:38Richard Greaser when you're the one paying taxes. But, yeah. I mean, everybody's relationship's different, so you just gotta work things out. I just think, yeah, don't be a nagger though. Nobody likes naggers. Nobody.

45:51Rod Palmer Another big, you know, big news item this week. It leaked that the, the next Bitcoin conference, Bitcoin 2,026 will be held in Gaza. And if that sounds weird to you,

46:06Rod Palmer well, this is why it shouldn't be. This week Donald Trump, the president, has he decided that, The US basically all the bombs that that took out Gaza Strip and destroyed it were our bombs. We gave it to him so we should get to take Israel. And he wants to rebuild Israel.

46:28Rod Palmer Barely David Bailey told him that Bitcoin fixes this to almost everything. So he thinks that this is going to, he's going to use Bitcoin to fix to fix Gaza. And they're gonna get, you know, they're gonna get marathon and ride. They're gonna get the miners out there. They're gonna get them out there stabilizing the grid immediately. That's going to immediately, you know, start to realign the incentives

46:52Rod Palmer of the, of the area and they're gonna build, they're gonna, they're gonna send Bitcoin's best builders to the Gaza Strip and they're gonna rebuild it. And so by, you know, eighteen months from from now, essentially, it's going to be ready for the Bitcoin conference and it's right now, there's kind of a a debate of who should be the headline speaker of the Gaza Bitcoin conference. Should it be

47:17Rod Palmer Alex Gladstein? Should it be Michael Saylor? Or should it be Dennis Porter? What do you think? What do you think about that?

47:25Richard Greaser I think that if there was anybody that had an opportunity to bring peace to The Middle East by speaking at a Bitcoin conference in Gaza, it would be Dennis Porter, hands down.

47:38Rod Palmer A 100%. But I think that I think that it everything looks like it is moving in that direction. The inertia is already there. It's not officially announced. Obviously, they don't they don't announce the location of the next Bitcoin conference until, like, the third day of the actual one. So we'll find we'll find out officially then. But, yeah, it's, a big task. But

47:60Rod Palmer when Bitcoin has already won, who can be against you?

48:04Richard Greaser I think it's going to be very interesting to say the least. It's going to be the first conference, Bitcoin conference I think many people have attended that instead of getting hassled by the TSA, they get hassled by various elements affiliated with the IDF or the Israeli government and security forces.

48:24Rod Palmer Well, the first thing you'll notice in that situation is that TSA is really fat and stupid and retarded. And then, you know, IDF is not. There's a lot of things you can say about the IDF. There's a lot of things a lot of people have noticed about the IDF. The one thing you cannot say about them is that they are not gay retorts.

48:47Rod Palmer They are they're effective. And I don't think not at least not all, not all plants are necessarily prepared

48:58Rod Palmer for that environment. And I think that, there will be, you know, one of the hopefully, it'll be mitigated, but hopefully, we just don't have too many meme gangs or teasing each other or being feds and fighting during the Bitcoin conference because I just feel like the paranoia will be very high for a good reason. So, well,

49:19Richard Greaser I gotta say I've got a little bit of whiplash. I think it's interesting recording this before the, the sports poll. There I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of breaking news that happens after we record. There's probably gonna be a lot of Super Bowl ads about Bitcoin,

49:38Richard Greaser about Bitcoin ETFs. Do you think MicroStrategy

49:42Rod Palmer might do a Super Bowl ad? Yeah. Yeah. I think one thing will be interesting is that with the USAID CIA funding frozen, The ads that you you you know, we may have expected today may have been pulled. They may have been frozen. They may have, just dealt the check's not gonna clear, but probably opens open some room for

50:05Rod Palmer some new some new scions to to slip in. So, it might be an interesting might they might call us gay retards during the Super Bowl. Don't be a, I don't know. There's not, that's my prediction. Weird if that happens, just know that this was

50:22Richard Greaser definitely recorded before that. So. Yeah, I don't know what to expect. Do you know who's doing the Illuminati show in the middle? Kendrick Lamar. Wow. Well, that will be interesting.

50:35Rod Palmer Well, Kendrick Lamar, I mean, everybody knows this famous song. So no better time right now than than, The US, you know, CIA assets gonna get to call, Canadian intelligence asset a gay retard pedophile during the Super Bowl because that is Kendrick Lamar's, his number one hit song. That's why they brought him to the Super Bowl. America

50:56Rod Palmer brought the CIA brought Kendrick Lamar to the Super Bowl to call the top Canadian intelligence agent up out of file. So that's shot that's gonna be shot over the bow. So do you have to like Drake as a Canadian Bitcoin podcast listener?

51:12Richard Greaser Is that kind of like a prerequisite

51:15Rod Palmer or? That's a good question. That's an out like Yeah. Can you use a Bitcoin or so? I I can't say But that you know, listen, that means we have to we would have to like bar, hip hop, Bitcoin or, Diddy.

51:30Richard Greaser Mhmm. I don't like Diddy. I don't like Kendrick Lamar. I don't like Kanye West. I don't really like any of these guys. I do like some rap, but I just feel like rap has gotten just kind of boring. Like when I think of a good rapper, I think of somebody like Tip N. Listen. No. It's this is the same theme we're seeing across

51:53Rod Palmer culture, across the industry, across content. Rap became gay and retarded. I don't know when it happened, but in the past ten years, maybe before that,

52:05Rod Palmer the CIA turned rappers into gay retards. And that is it has suffered along with Disney. It has suffered along with Hollywood. It has suffered along with politics. Rappers and pop was not immune to being

52:19Richard Greaser becoming gay and retarded. Which is really interesting because I feel like rap's roots are in homophobia. Like, many of the the original rappers were very homophobic. Yeah. Like, you remember he's not an original rapper, but he he kinda brought rap to the white suburban living room, Eminem.

52:39Richard Greaser You remember how old the key he used to be and then he kinda got woke for a little bit and now he's amp woke?

52:47Rod Palmer Well, I think I think that to some extent, you know, it's hip hop If you're still a rapper, you know, when you're, you're still, you want people to know that you you didn't get turned into a gate return by the government. There's a lot of rappers coming into Bitcoin. So, you know, if you ask them the forty hours per you ask them the right question.

53:11Rod Palmer I think they'll tell you in their music if they think when all of them is hot or not. But,

53:16Richard Greaser you know, you're ready to get into the beast? Yeah, we can get into the beast. Just one last thought on this. Like, so a very popular TV show is HBO's The Wire. Have you seen that?

53:30Rod Palmer It's one of my favorites.

53:32Richard Greaser Yeah. They, I think maybe that was the intro of of making rap. Gay. It was, I forgot what the character's name, but there was the one gangster who was, like, one of the more badass gangsters that that was at home. You're talking about Omar. Omar was gay.

53:50Rod Palmer But I I think that I don't think that that was the beginning. I think that that was well, maybe it was, but it did. But back then, at least, if you were going to be

54:05Rod Palmer a gangster rapper, then you were day. Just don't make just keep it, you know, you just want to keep it private, or you just don't want to you don't want to make being a gay retard your identity. And anybody who's willing to make it gay, make their identity,

54:24Rod Palmer that they're a gay retard is doing it because the TV and the CIA are telling them to. Yeah. Nobody, yeah, nobody knowing wants you to see them and think that they're a gay retort. You know, it's that's the psy op playing out if they want if, you know, that's their identity.

54:41Richard Greaser Yeah. Be like Michael Saylor. Don't ask, don't tell.

54:45Rod Palmer Exactly.

54:46Richard Greaser Alright. Let's get into the boost. So total boost for the week came out to 30 thou 32,616 sats. Looks like we had some people boosting us via

55:03Richard Greaser payment splits or or however it works, streaming us SaaS as they listen, and then we had a handful of boost as well. But the first boost from fundamentals for 21,000 SaaS says, another great show. Appreciate the recognition. Hope it foreshadows a Beagle award. Some corrections for posterity. My grandfather, not my father, was an accountant. Okay. So there's a correction we have to make from last week's show.

55:32Richard Greaser Also says, both of my grandparents did forty hours of math homework a week. That's impressive. My father was an aerospace engineer, like sailor, except Jewish. He was credentialed with a PhD in electrical engineering and did not do a forty hours per week of either math homework or Bitcoin podcast. Credentialist

55:55Richard Greaser privilege, I guess. It's his first name. Yeah. I mean,

55:60Rod Palmer he got from his grandfather, he got the the macro side and from his father's side,

56:08Richard Greaser he got the technical side. Well, those are some pretty impressive, that's an impressive heritage.

56:13Rod Palmer You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. Either way, it's good. Yeah. Very good. Very good genes. Very good genetics.

56:21Richard Greaser I think a lot of people there, there's like this emphasis on being self made. You know what I mean? Like, there there's individuals that look down upon individuals, like fundamentals that come from, like, an impressive lineage of individuals that do accounting and and aerospace engineering. But I don't think we should look down on individuals like that. If anything, it's just like, okay, great. You had successful parents and grandparents.

56:50Rod Palmer Right. At the end of the day, you're going to learn that knowledge, that wisdom, and you're gonna have mentors and you're gonna have heroes. And either they're gonna be your grandfather, your great grandfather, or it's gonna be BTC Sessions, Robert Breedlove. But it's gonna be somebody. And you would rather

57:09Rod Palmer you would rather get your your values and your success from having, you know, good family so you don't have to get them from Robert Breedlove.

57:22Richard Greaser It's a very good point. Well, congratulations, fundamentals. Sounds like you've got some good shit going on as far as where you come from.

57:32Rod Palmer So, you know, next one, 2,100 sats from Dave. Hashtag forty hours per week in the handle. Bitcoin podcasters with two or more shows is the new standard.

57:46Rod Palmer Forty hours per week and that's a shout out to fundamentals there. Totally. Shout out to us. We've got two shows going on right now. That's right. That's right. I think

57:56Richard Greaser there's just there's so much to podcast about. And I think most Bitcoiners come to this realization, you know, going around having conversations, normal day to day life, that the just regular conversations that they're having with people should be recorded and should be published on an RSS feed.

58:17Richard Greaser So I agree with that wholeheartedly. It's, I mean, there's, like, some some alpha you wanna preserve. You know what I mean? Like, you want an edge on the rest of the world. You don't wanna give everybody show all your cards. But at the same time, it's good to spread as much alpha as you can. Well, thank you for the boost, Dave. The last boost is from our friends at our good friends at Orange Mart, 1,000 sats. So they say headphones on, follow you mob, hashtag

58:46Richard Greaser 40 HPW.

58:48Rod Palmer Oh, yeah. We love Orange Mart, through listening. We love to collaborate for the bugles. I it looks like you're on the browser, but in the app, we actually have a few more boosts. I'll just do all those right now.

59:06Rod Palmer Ties hit us twice with 420 sets, forty hours per week. Let's fucking go. And then, another one for says value for value, mushroom, Lex, BTC on board, LENHANCE,

59:20Rod Palmer hashtag CTV 300 sats. Send us three lightning bolts. Thank you. BTS on board. And then rock on 1,000 sats. No comment. Value. Looks like it looks like you got in there.

59:33Richard Greaser Yeah. I just need to scroll down more. Well, thank you for everybody for boosting the show. I hope you enjoyed the, sports bowl, and have a good one.

59:47Rod Palmer Later.

59:49Announcer And now, this week's final piece of dating advice from Maggie Morris.

59:58Pastor Jeffs Hey, Maggie. This is pastor Jeffs here. I recently started having an affair with one of my congregants. She is the wife of one of the elders on the board. The lord put it on my heart to do so, so in no way way is this sinful. David had an affair with Bathsheba

1:00:20Pastor Jeffs only to be beloved by the Lord. That being said, my wife probably won't have the faith in the Lord that I do, and she won't understand. How do I navigate this situation and help my wife see the good news of Jesus Christ and be okay with doing a threesome? Also, how do I communicate to my congregation

1:00:45Pastor Jeffs that the lord demands that we have a threesome? Thanks. I look forward to your advice.

1:00:52Maggie Morris Dear pastor, this is a Bitcoin podcast about Bitcoin podcasts, and I don't really understand why you sent me this question, but I'll try to help you. Oh my god. I think that

1:01:11Maggie Morris you should buy Ethereum. Also, what you think is, God talking to you is probably your dick.

1:01:24Maggie Morris Your dick is talking to you and you think that it's fucking Jesus Christ and God. That reminds me of classic Bitcoiner mentality. Because of their warped understanding of game theory, Bitcoiners sometimes hear their dick talking to them, and they think it's God talking to them through the blockchain. Thank you for listening to this week's advice. Please put your questions in the comments on fountain.

1:01:48Announcer Thank you for listening to this edition of the Bugle Weekly. We will catch you next week.