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Transcript: Selection Special Part 2 | Bugle Weekly Episode 33

0:00Joe Biden This is Joe Biden, and you are listening to the Bugle weekly selection special.

0:05Rod Palmer I pledge allegiance to the flag of The United States Of America and to the republic for which it stands, on the brink, and you're clutching at your pearls. We work thumb with your ant, but this has gone too far.

0:38Rod Palmer Remember what your husband did with that cigar. What can we say about ourselves if this is the one we tolerate? Compliant for me on the faith we shouldn't contemplate. When you comply, you give the squirrel kid less

0:59Rod Palmer power. But when you tell them no, they will hide and come up. There's more to the world than following the rules. Rules made up

1:34Richard Greaser Welcome to this edition of the People Weekly. This is your co host, Richard Greaser. Joining me as usual is your co host, Rod Palmer. How are you doing tonight, Rod?

1:46Rod Palmer Doing well. The daylight savings time is hitting me pretty hard. It's already dark. We usually record this in the light. So, yeah, we just gotta get rid of the, you know, getting on the, the time chain standard. So we're having to use these,

2:04Rod Palmer these Fiat

2:06Richard Greaser clocks. Yeah. I mean, I think it'd be great if we started using Bitcoin as a clock.

2:11Rod Palmer Instead of running the clock. Use the time chain calendar. That's what I wish I could use. It's every ten minutes on average is a new block. That's all I need. I don't need to get out of work and it's already dark. I just be depressed. It's like, I could just, I just work you know, block, you know, enough blocks a day instead of

2:32Richard Greaser nine to five. Yeah. I mean, there's all these creative standards that we like culturally that we can create, you know, because being Bitcoiners, you know, having one writing history, you know, we set the standards for the larger culture as a whole. Right. So if we if we, you know,

2:52Richard Greaser made sure we so we have to start with the Bitcoin companies, right? I think that we should set the standard that you're not a Bitcoin company unless you talk you operate on Bitcoin time instead of fiat time.

3:05Rod Palmer Exactly. Exactly. It's companies change work culture through HR and through work from home. Well, now as we have already, once we take over, we can change it to the block standard, the block time standard.

3:21Richard Greaser I know Rob Hamilton has been pretty forward thinking with this one. He you know, sits with his computer open with mempool. Space, open so you can see the blogs tick in

3:34Rod Palmer and he communicates that way. But you don't wanna enjoy. You don't wanna be you don't wanna be like Rob Hamilton. You wanna love your job. You You want to love your job so much that you're not staring at men pool to just watch the blocks pass. Like he want to just work so hard that you look up and you're like, Holy shit, it's been 144 blocks and I've been working this whole time instead of being like, Oh, I'm just staring. It's only been two blocks.

3:59Rod Palmer But you know, when you, when you stare at a time chain, the blocks come in slower. It's just the way it works. Especially if you're ocean, like there's, they're barely ever getting a block. And when they do, it's not enough to pay out their, their pool profitably.

4:16Rod Palmer So they're just staring. It's like, seems like it's taking forever. And you see big axes winning over them. Yeah. I mean, imagine how rich NVK would be if we got a block clock in every home. Put a block clock in every, in every office right up there next to like LA, London, New York,

4:34Richard Greaser Singapore. Yeah. I mean, there there's so many creative ways for NVK to make money. Part of it is just to continue on the the marketing campaign that he's been on because that has brought him a lot of business.

4:48Rod Palmer I wonder if he I wonder if he could make a Rolex block clock watch that you could wear on your wrist. That would be probably one of the coolest things to wear at a conference. People would love that. They would know that you were like really rich if you had a Rolex block clock. Well, I think the popular product that everybody's looking for from Coincite is, a cold card butt plug.

5:11Brigadier General Amanda Schwartz Donald Trump wants to ban gender equality and reverse all the progress women have made over the last century. He thinks women should be confined to the kitchen instead of making equal salaries working in HR departments that power the economy. Under project twenty twenty five, women will be barred from being able to equally participate in World War three by being drafted. Sexism isn't sexy and it sure as hell isn't patriotic. That's why Kamala Harris has a different plan. Under the Harris plan, she will usher in a new feminist future by opening the draft to women, ensuring that trans women are not excluded from involuntarily serving their country during World War three. I am US Space Force Brigadier General Amanda Schwartz, commander of the first Orange Beret battalion and the first female Space Force General. I support Kamala Harris because I support a woman's right to be drafted to die for our great nation.

6:02Richard Greaser I know that has been very, popular demanded after, Need Creations misunderstood some of the lyrics to one of your songs.

6:10Rod Palmer Perfect. You're right. That

6:14Richard Greaser would be really great to have an air gapped butt plug. Yeah, I just have a question for Need Creations. You know, why is his mind initially jumping to butt plugs? Like, does he interact with a lot of feds or like, you know, what?

6:27Rod Palmer Randomly, he's always posting like Bible verses and stuff, but the first thing he hears instead of block clock, he would, I mean, when you hear that, you immediately as a big part of know what I'm talking about, but he immediately thought of butt plugs.

6:42Richard Greaser Yeah. Well, I think, you know, the thing that's really hard for a lot of people that either grew up very religious or are religious is like, you know, their their whole life, they were told not to think about sex.

6:60Richard Greaser And what that does is it inevitably makes you think about sex. And so you can kinda get distorted.

7:05Rod Palmer So Usually they buy nothing but sex, yeah. I would just assume I think they made shoes like Adidas all day. I dream about sex. That's what comes from most really repressed Christian cults.

7:20Richard Greaser Yeah. I would just assume if somebody if there's a Bitcoiner out there, who's posting bible verses on Twitter, that they probably are thinking about sex a little bit more than the average person and, might be thinking about Lynn Alden a little bit too much. Right. One time when, when it was announced that,

7:45Rod Palmer that Twitter was going to add something where you could only block people from DMing you, but you wouldn't block them from like seeing your tweets. And I said like that as a simps nightmare, like, cause I know like simps like to, to DM the hot girls and he, he replied, oh shit. That's so true. So he got it. He sent us some horny horny DMs.

8:07Unknown Yeah. I mean, I think what you're saying. Have you ever said any of those?

8:12Rod Palmer Or do you think, do you think Shinobi has? That's a good question.

8:21Richard Greaser Speaking of Shinobi on that topic, I had this brilliant idea. So, you know, us at the Beagle, we've been trying to hook up Shinobi with a lovely lady in the space for a while. Like, we believe that we have what it takes to find him, his dream woman. And, you know, we started with d plus plus and fortunately, that didn't work out. But I think Angela McCardell, the chair of the Libertarian Party would be a pretty good candidate for Shinobi.

8:49Rod Palmer Yeah. And if David Bailey was saying that they might get press credentials to the White House, and he would send Shinobi as the, the Bitcoin magazine correspondent, political correspondent and him living in Washington DC, being able to interact and start going out on dates

9:08Rod Palmer and taking Angel McCardell to meetups, That could be a romance for the ages. That could be the next next Sam and Natalie.

9:20Richard Greaser Yeah, I agree. I mean, it'd be the next orange wedding. That could be the next orange wedding. It'd be the one of the orange's weddings. And she she's been warming up to Bitcoin. She's kinda interested in it. She sees it's already won. I think I mean, you know, imagine the Twitter spaces that would result from Shinobi and and Angela McArdle. And, like, I can't I can't you know, you know, maybe what Shinobi feels right now, you know, because I imagine he'll be listening to this. Imagine what he's feeling right now is, you know, some intimidation.

9:55Richard Greaser Because she's a very powerful lady and she has accomplished a lot through her time climbing the party leadership of the Libertarian Party and,

10:10Richard Greaser you know, just through brute force essentially in autism. And, you know, if he is truly the White House press, you know, relation if he's able to if he has credentials into the White House The top one journalist. Yeah. Like, the top journalist in the whole industry. Well, she'll she'll want that because the libertarians have almost had zero success getting in the White House

10:36Richard Greaser and probably will continue to have a much harder time. But because Trump is an orange pail Bitcoin plug, Shinobi could get her access to him. That would be huge. And they could

10:50Rod Palmer go on dates to the Washington Monument and to Japanese restaurants where they have weird noodle sushi things that Shinobi loves and you could tell her about all the state of Japanese culture and she would probably really think that was really fun.

11:07Richard Greaser Yeah, I mean, when I look at Angela McCardell, the first thing I think is this woman loves anime.

11:13Rod Palmer Right, right. Like they wouldn't it would be hard for them to go out and be seen together by the paparazzi because it'd be so concealing to watch an anime like Blue Light Samurai in his apartment instead of hitting the town.

11:29Richard Greaser Yeah. I think one of the biggest setbacks that they would have in their relationship is they both like to argue, But she she kinda has a law background. She's not a real lawyer. She's just like a lawyer's assistant or something like that. I think She's listened to a lot of yeah. Yeah. She's listened to a lot of law podcasts. Yeah. But you know, the, when they started arguing,

11:53Rod Palmer it probably feel very similar to the times that he argued with Terrence Yang in Spaces So that might be a little bit difficult Exactly what I was thinking about that. She's probably a little bit more masculine than Terrence.

12:05Richard Greaser Oh, she definitely is. I mean, can you just, can you imagine what it would be like to get in an argument with your spouse and be reminded of Terrence Yang every time you do it? Just how terrible that would be? No, you wanna be you wanna be reminded of Dennis Porter in those situations.

12:23Rod Palmer Like kind of the opposite of that would be Terrence Yang. Exactly. Like listening to Terrence Yang in spaces like audio of that is like how they would demoralize, like, prisoners of war, like in a camp. They would just play carrots over the the loudspeakers all day long. We are days out from the most

12:53Unknown Do you want Do you want them to remember that you spent your time and energy trying to make the world better? Or do you want them to remember you as someone who did their sacred duty to our nation by deferring your thinking to the media and your agency to politicians? Your vote is your voice. Your consent is your power. Your support of government is the legacy you will pass down to your children. Don't spend your time doing productive things and thinking about the future. Submit to non compliant politicians and let your voice be heard.

13:26Unknown Remember, your children will remember what you did in this moment. In the future, when they own nothing and are eating bugs as a result of your vote, they will be grateful. They will think, wow, my parent voted in the most important selection of their lifetime. Aren't you grateful for the legacy that your parents passed down to you? Do the same for future generations by voting on November 5.

13:47Richard Greaser Yeah. Well, wait. One of the keys of being in a relationship with somebody is you you set the ground rules for how to argue. You know what I mean? Because like you just have to expect expect that arguing is, you know, just an inevitability because you're two different people with two different people. Unless, like, one of you isn't using your brain in the relationship, there's gonna be some arguments. Like, you know, my wife and I, we we sometimes get an argument over, you know, like, very important topics about, like, how to raise a child. Like, you know, how many Marlboro cigarettes is it okay for our kids to smoke

14:23Richard Greaser in a day? You know, and like Right. On special occasions, I would I would say, like, a good, like, 30 cigarettes would be fine, but I don't want them doing that every day. Yeah. You think about it. Like there's a lot of families who are

14:37Rod Palmer one side of the family grew up smoking camels one side of the family, or maybe Winston's one side Marlboro. And then you have to decide, like, do you want your kid to smoke a Marlboro or a camel? And like, you have to make that decision, at some point before they they light their first cigarette. Yeah.

14:57Richard Greaser Yeah. I mean, the the Yeah. It's

15:02Rod Palmer I mean, if you go, you know, you can go to certain places and it's like, are we They smoke newports there. They smoke menthols or they smoke marbles. It's kind of a privilege to grow up and find somebody who smokes the same cigarette brand as you do.

15:18Richard Greaser Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of households, like if you bring your, your girlfriend home for Christmas or something, you know, for the first time to meet the family and she smokes menthols like, you know, that that could really cause some conflict in some families.

15:37Rod Palmer Right. Right. And it's if they come home smelling like new ports, you're gonna get in trouble.

15:42Richard Greaser Yeah. I don't know. If if my kid came home smelling like new ports, I'd probably be pretty upset with him. He knows better than smoked menthols. The worst though I mean, I can't imagine what it'd be like to, like, bring your your girlfriend home with you and for her to, you know, like what what like, I I can't imagine that, you know, when my son grows up, he brings his girlfriend home for Christmas

16:08Richard Greaser and she brings a vape with her and says, oh, I actually quit smoking.

16:14Rod Palmer Or what if he brings like his friend home, his buddy from a football team or from the jiu jitsu team and he pulls out a Virginia Slim at Christmas and then that sparks a weird conversation.

16:28Unknown Yeah.

16:30Richard Greaser Yeah. I mean, if my son's girlfriend brought a vape, I would ask her immediately if she was retarded.

16:41Richard Greaser Like I couldn't help myself.

16:43Rod Palmer What if she brought home somebody who was, he talked funny, like somebody from Australia or from England and smoking a parlor on them? Well, this is something, this is the immaturity

16:54Richard Greaser of a lot of girls when they're in high school and in middle school, which is that they find people that are different or it's almost like they're exotic. Like

17:09Richard Greaser when the funny talker from Ireland comes as a foreign exchange student, they could be, did not have any like special skill sets, they might not be very creative or smart. But because they talk funny, they instantly become more interesting. Right.

17:29Rod Palmer That's a huge mistake to make. And they Like somebody that talks funny, people will mistake them for being smarter versus somebody from the South who has an accent, they'll mistake them for being dumber. And it's always, it's just a trap.

17:44Richard Greaser Yeah, absolutely. There's a lot of, you know, I guess Bitcoin doesn't fix the fact that people vape, unfortunately and that people smoke menthols and that,

17:59Rod Palmer Yeah. And if you can start mining from Vegas, it's going to be even harder to get people to not to do it because people love to do really unprofitable mining activities and vaping would just be

18:12Rod Palmer a just a great chance for people to lose money. Yeah.

18:16Unknown I agree.

18:18Richard Greaser I think we did it. We ran an article. Joel was trying to put an ASIC chip in their, vase.

18:24Rod Palmer Right. It's coming. It's just a matter of time. We don't want to lose track of, what this episode is supposed to be about. For Sussky talking about the selection coming up. And there's been a lot of crazy stuff in the news this week, which nothing bigger and nothing more tragic than the,

18:44Rod Palmer state execution of peanut the squirrel, which happened on Friday. The state of New York showed up to the infamous TikTok squirrel, Peanut, kidnapped him from his house and took him to be euthanized

18:58Rod Palmer on the weekend. It's caused quite an uproar. Did you see this stuff? Yep, I did.

19:05Richard Greaser I, you know, I I I saw, you know, a bunch of people tweeting about this, you know, and I got pretty upset. I I think one of the worst types of people in our society is the type of person that looks at something like that, and the first question they have is, but who will build the roads?

19:26Rod Palmer Right. Right. Well, right now, they're too busy killing peanut to build the roads. The roads are a piece of shit. Yeah. But now Peanut's dead.

19:34Richard Greaser Well, I think, like, when the average person sees something like that, they they say that there's something completely wrong with this concept of government as we understand it and participate in it today. Say enough is enough. You know, we know that Hillary Clinton has, you know, killed a bunch of journalists and politicians and all sorts of people, bunch of Haitians. You know, Hillary Clinton,

19:58Richard Greaser her her murder body count is higher than Dennis Porter's orange pill body count.

20:05Rod Palmer Crazy.

20:06Richard Greaser For or rivaling it. Dennis might be pulling ahead. But now that she killed this chipmunk, it's just a step too far. And this government thing, we can't allow these non compliant government agents, you know, to continue running ruckshaw through society.

20:24Richard Greaser And the first thing they think of when they come to that conclusion is who will build the roads? Like

20:30Rod Palmer fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. This makes me think that it's one thing to kill your political rivals, but when you start killing cute content creators on TikTok, that's when people are gonna start to notice and start to ask questions

20:46Richard Greaser and they're gonna start to demand answers. Yeah. I mean, I think, you know, Peanut very well might decide this selection. That might have been the thing that pushed it over the edge.

20:59Rod Palmer Speaking of his death this week is Peanut's funeral to be held in New York City in one of the beautiful cathedrals in Manhattan. And, it's gonna be attended by, Dennis Porter, of course, the hawk, two little girl, Haley Welch, and Michael Sailor is said to be in attendance. And there'll be a lot more, but those are some big names. That's gonna be one of the biggest funerals on TikTok

21:23Rod Palmer probably ever.

21:25Unknown Yeah.

21:27Rod Palmer Yeah. Are you gonna, are you gonna tune into the, are you gonna watch the funeral livestream?

21:32Richard Greaser Of course not. Yeah. I mean, like this is like, you know, when whenever, like, a a famous politician dies, you know, you always see these videos of, like, Bill Clinton and, Obama and Biden

21:50Richard Greaser and Bush and, you know, whoever else go into these funerals. And we'll we'll probably have to hire a lip reader to try and, you know, see what what Dennis and Haley and and

22:03Rod Palmer Michael Sailor are saying to each other. I'm sure there are any talk about, I mean, Sailor and Dennis Porter will be flattering at each other over who is orange pilling the most people, but Sailor of course will only be gracious by

22:18Rod Palmer letting Dennis Porter tell him that he's Archibald more because everybody knows Dennis Porter has the highest Archibald. 100%.

22:25Richard Greaser I don't think Dennis even needs to say that to Sailor. I'm pretty sure Dennis has. Dennis probably has the keys to Sailors. Yeah. Like Sailor probably, you know, gets very excited, both emotionally and sexually when he interacts with Dennis because he knows that Dennis is pumping his bags so hard.

22:47Rod Palmer Right. He invites Dennis out. Michael Sailors, Scott Ward, these are very notorious for the cocaine usage. So they need somebody like Dennis Porter on there at the end of the night when it's time to come back do some business. For sure.

23:06Richard Greaser Yeah, I mean, that's going to be a pretty big funeral. I can't say I've actually ever used TikTok, but this would probably be what it takes for me to get on TikTok to launch it. For sure

23:18Rod Palmer other news this week, Ronald Breedlove in a very surprising he endorsed, vice president Kamala Harris for president but it seems like it was kind of a sigh up. Did he really mean what he said? Do you know about this? Well, I'd like to hear more from you,

23:34Richard Greaser because I believe you broke this story, but,

23:37Rod Palmer Right. So it's it, it kind of goes back to the Diddy party thing. Everybody who's anybody, all the biggest stars, all the biggest celebrities, they've all been known associates of, of Diddy. They've been to his parties and these parties are out of control. And there's some really bad things that have happened at these parties. So nobody actually wants to be on film

24:03Rod Palmer having attended one of these parties, but if you weren't invited to one, that means you were very cool. They were very famous. So he made this endorsement to give the impression that he had been invited to these parties because he wants his followers to think that he's cool enough to get into them. Yeah.

24:22Richard Greaser Well, this is a real classic example of fake it until you make it. I don't know if it'll be successful.

24:30Rod Palmer I think people saw right through it. I think he's so self serving that people just realize, Oh,

24:35Richard Greaser he's trying to This is a marketing step. No, he's not an authentic like Dennis is. Not at all.

24:41Rod Palmer Right, exactly. And that's He's probably feeling insecurity about Dennis's status and position at the top of the pyramid and he's trying to usurp it.

24:54Unknown Yeah. But he's using, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's trying to get a shortcut. He's trying to cheat his way to the top.

25:00Richard Greaser Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think this is, we discussed last week if we were gonna endorse candidates and I think I came to a conclusion online and I know where you're at with yours. But one of the reasons why I don't really believe in selections in general

25:19Richard Greaser and participating in them is because we all know that all the decisions are made at the ditty parties. And so essentially, if you want to actually make any real changes, you either need to support somebody who's a representative for you at the party parties

25:37Richard Greaser or you have to go yourself. And most people don't have the capability of going themselves to actually influence any change so they have to rely on these other people which is, you know, kind of a difficult thing to do because like how do you how do you verify instead of trusting this is individuals going to a DD party and they're actually representing your interests.

25:58Rod Palmer Well, that's why you know, Podcast has been sending its best podcasters to the titty parties because they have that leverage and that influence over them based on the the fact that they sponsor their content.

26:11Richard Greaser And I personally I I can't stomach the idea of either going to or sending somebody to Diddy party. I feel like it's just like it's not the way I wanna create change in the world. I'm not going to accept that you have to participate Diddy, Cory's.

26:36Rod Palmer Right, it's credit where credit's due. People like Corey and David Bailey have made a lot of impact on this industry, but sending Camilla and Natalie and the girls from Bitcoin magazine to Diddy parties on their company's behalf,

26:57Rod Palmer it's hard to make that choice, but it's, I guess, that they feel comfortable doing it.

27:02Richard Greaser Yeah. I don't know. To all the Bitcoin influencers that are listening to us, like, you know, please don't stoop to the level of going to a dirty party. Like, there there is another way.

27:16Rod Palmer Right. You'd have to do it. Yeah.

27:20Richard Greaser And and I think that's where, you know, the individual comes in of like, you know, I don't really I'm not gonna really give you a hard time if you vote either way for, Trump, Kamala or Chase Oliver, Dennis Porter as a right end. You know, I don't I'm not gonna give you a hard time or or police you. There's already enough people trying to police you on whether you did vote or not.

27:44Richard Greaser But I will give you a hard time if you go to a ditty party. I I promise you that.

27:52Unknown But that's

27:54Rod Palmer just I I I don't know. If you if you're it's it's one thing to vote and I you you know, whether it makes a difference or not, that's to be debated. But once that vote is over, you don't have to go afterwards to a titty party.

28:10Richard Greaser Yeah, because I didn't read anything about changing like, getting rid of central banking, the party's in the Bitcoin standard. Like, I don't think Safedine included any of that. That's not why I got into this thing. You know what I mean?

28:29Rod Palmer Right. It's it's not separating like state from lube. It's it's separating money from state.

28:37Unknown Yeah. Exactly.

28:41Richard Greaser But yeah, that was a I don't know. All the celebrity podcast endorsements like this, it's,

28:51Richard Greaser it's been an interesting week on that regard. It seems like the majority of people are kinda rooting for,

28:58Unknown for Trump. Yeah, I think that's fair.

29:00Richard Greaser I don't know if it's PeanutSquirt, the squirrel, I don't know if it's him being a Bitcoin plug. Well, he did sell

29:07Rod Palmer the cashacious coin, Bitcoin that David gave him at the conference and, Predator reported that one this week and it kind of created a flurry of ordinals. So Predator is now

29:22Rod Palmer responsible for a big flurry of ordinals transactions. I I wonder how he feels about that one and have he kicked that off? Yeah.

29:31Richard Greaser Well, this is one of the things that, you know, journalists have to understand is that sometimes when you break a story, there's unintended fallout from it. And I don't think he intended to do to become the world's biggest ordinals influencer of the week.

29:46Rod Palmer But it's interesting because everybody knows that Pluder is watching everything you do. So Donald Trump had a Bitcoin, Pluttr immediately found his on chain address and started sleuthing and saw that he sold it. And I think he was worried about it becoming immortals. So his fear it was like a self reinforcing

30:09Rod Palmer action where it was his fear of Donald Trump's Bitcoin becoming an ordinal that led him to report on it and it made it become in fact an ordinal. Nobody knew about that sale until a creditor reported on

30:23Richard Greaser it. Yeah. Well, I think there's something interesting here about what Trump might be doing and I think it's like a good time to speculate what's going on here. We have to we have to understand he's very early on on his journey. He hasn't listened to forty hours of podcasts a week, for very long, if he even does, which I kinda have a feeling he doesn't. He never lived through the 2017,

30:51Richard Greaser bull run. And so he didn't get to see, you know, the rise of shitcoins. And I think because he is shitcoining so hard, you know, as everybody can see through reporting on the topic, that,

31:07Richard Greaser you know, he's just at this stage. And, like, maybe he has this this belief that, so I bet you what he did is he probably converted the Bitcoin into USDT and he has this idea that, you know, he's gonna have the US Treasury

31:24Richard Greaser buy a bunch of Bitcoin and bail out, you know, the government pensions and stuff like that and and back the dollar with Bitcoin, therefore, pumping the Bitcoin price, like, almost or sorry, the dollar price, the USDT price. So

31:42Richard Greaser it it's almost like he he kinda has that, you know, I'm too late syndrome. Like, I didn't have the opportunity to buy enough Bitcoin, so I'm gonna pump my shitcoin instead.

31:55Rod Palmer Right. And that's why we need the right person on the inside to tell them how early we are and that he's just gambling on shit coins and it's just not going to end well.

32:08Richard Greaser I I I've got a question for people in general. Like, do you wanna give a guy like that your Bitcoin? Or do you wanna give it to people that are actually gonna use it? Right. In a way that like, you're gonna give your Bitcoin to somebody that's just gonna go on shit coin? Or you want like, this is part of the reason why I love to do non KYC cigarette transactions is because I know the recipient of my my hard earned Bitcoin

32:33Rod Palmer is not gonna go on shitcoin. Well, I love it. It's like instead of instead of going into a business and giving them a list of Bitcoin podcasts that they have to listen to, show them how they can pay you or they can pay anybody under the table

32:52Rod Palmer and avoid a bunch of HR and paperwork if they just paid you in SaaS and not make it easy for them to pay you in Bitcoin. Show them how it can benefit them and benefit their entrepreneurial goals instead of being like, you have to listen to all these Bitcoin podcasts and just buy this Bitcoin and put it on your treasury so you can pay more taxes to the government.

33:18Richard Greaser This might be our last topic before we hop into the booth here in a minute. So Ron Paul has officially endorsed Dogecoin as the future you know, medium of exchange.

33:33Richard Greaser And he did that in ex he did that in exchange for Elon Musk bringing him on to the Department of Government Efficiency, AKA Doge, that is

33:47Richard Greaser reportedly going to be set up.

33:50Rod Palmer That That one kind of surprised me. I thought I really thought anybody that would be swayed or persuaded by the digital gold narrative of Bitcoin, it would be Ron Paul, but apparently he's gone with Doge. Yeah,

34:06Richard Greaser Ron Paul's always been pretty neutral on Bitcoin for some reason. He's never really jumped into it. And I think a lot of libertarians, they get in this trap where they're they're so used to listening to forty hours of podcast a week, but they're listening to political philosophy

34:23Richard Greaser instead of, Bitcoin. This is like one of the biggest, like, issues that has come out from the Mises Institute existing

34:37Richard Greaser is generating all this podcast content that doesn't really I'll mention Bitcoin once in a while but there's a reason why Peter St. Onge went and did his own thing instead of continuing on with them. You know what I mean?

34:51Rod Palmer Right. It's a lot of Bitcoin podcasts, they have a tendency to do this too, where they'll just stray off of the core message, the core orange billing thesis, and they'll just get into this political philosophy side, the rat hole. And it really detracts from

35:09Rod Palmer the important message.

35:10Richard Greaser Yeah. Now I noticed this on, that I know Simply Bitcoin fans have called them this before, but, there's a derogatory nickname for Simply Bitcoin, which is simply statism.

35:27Richard Greaser And it seems like that is kind of resurfacing again as Niko's focusing a little bit more on political philosophy and voting

35:41Rod Palmer strategy instead of Right. He's trying to be like Tim Pool. I think he sees himself as like the Tim Pool of of pickling YouTube. Yep. I mean, He has too much he has too much hair. He needs to realize he can never be like Tim.

35:57Richard Greaser Yeah. Yeah. There there's something about being a bold political commentator that always wears a beanie everywhere you go that that Niko's just never gonna be able to live up to. Nico's hairstyle,

36:12Rod Palmer especially with the the blonde streak like that, you you can't do the feds will never hire you unless you cut your hair.

36:21Richard Greaser Yeah. Well, do you see he grew out of the blonde streak? He's not doing that nonsense anymore. He's acting like a grown up with a real haircut.

36:30Rod Palmer He's been he's been talking about politics, and that's that's why.

36:34Richard Greaser Yeah. It's like you're not Yeah. You're not gonna get in the club

36:40Rod Palmer rocking a yellow streak in your hair. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's how you get censored. I mean, if you saw him, P2C sessions, his, his video on the the fork of samurai, was it Ashigaru? It was it was suppressed. You can't search for it on YouTube now.

37:00Richard Greaser Yeah. Well, I don't know. I mean, all all the executives at YouTube were definitely going to do the parties. So what do you expect? It's one of the reasons why I don't really care for that platform. Like, I don't think we've posted any, of our work over there yet

37:16Rod Palmer or probably ever will. Do you think that, you think that he's you've ever been invited to a ditty party?

37:25Richard Greaser Have I?

37:27Rod Palmer No.

37:28Richard Greaser Simply. No. Probably not. I think, like, you know, when people look at them, they they think, okay. This, you know, these these guys have a YouTube show. They're not they're not anything special. They they don't have, they don't have credentials, you know, for one. That's like one of the things that's like kind of important is like you have to you have to get credentials have credentials of some sort to get into those parties for the most part.

37:58Rod Palmer That's true. That's true. It is That is one of the pitfalls of credentials is the get invited to so many parties. You have to have you have to have good, smart. You have to have just a good philosophy for how you navigate things like that because you're going to get a lot of invitations.

38:15Richard Greaser Yeah. Now, I'd you know, my like, the thing that I would ask about Nico, you know, is, like, he hasn't been to any ditty parties, but I wouldn't be surprised if he got invited to the Swan sex school. Now, I don't know if he would have attended it or not, and I'd like to think he didn't because I consider him

38:36Richard Greaser a colleague. And even though I might take issue with some of the things he does from time to time, I still have some respect for him. But, yeah, I mean, that's totally potential. Like, I I feel like the swan sex cult is essentially the minor leagues for

38:50Rod Palmer ditty parties. You know what I mean? Right. It's like the AAA baseball for ditty parties. It'd be the swan sex cult. It's the lube is gonna be it's it's gonna have the same amount of lube. It's just not gonna have the same amount of star power. It's gonna have like like, Fred Hooger. Who wants to go to a sex party with Fred Hooger? Yeah. Some people might. Yeah. And then, I mean, Lynn Alden might be there. That might be a big,

39:16Rod Palmer a big draw. Wow. That would be Yeah. That is a big draw to a sex hole for you if Lynn Alden's there.

39:22Richard Greaser Yeah. I mean, that's a huge temptation that people have to resist. I couldn't imagine what it would be like to have to face the temptation of knowing that Lynn Alden set a party like that. Like, how do you turn that down?

39:35Rod Palmer Especially once you've already taken mind altering substances, you might just forget about your responsibility to your credentials and just to just to your own integrity,

39:48Rod Palmer especially as she flashes that ear. Like,

39:53Richard Greaser I mean, what what's so interesting to think about a party like that is, like, you know, maybe what the swan sex cult is, is it's it's people that are, like, not, like, normally aroused, but, like, normal sex. But they they go and they sit around and they,

40:13Richard Greaser you know, feel themselves up as they listen to themselves talk about Bitcoin podcast stuff. And then, like, what the what the tapes of it are to, like, entrap them is essentially either exploring non PodConf approved

40:31Richard Greaser ideas or and or, you know, essentially, like, podcasting as you're, getting aroused and feeling yourself while you're hearing yourself talk. You know what I mean?

40:44Richard Greaser It's a little bit different. Right, right.

40:46Rod Palmer I think of I just imagine, I was thinking about the Swan sex cult parties where everybody kind of like the eyes wide shut and they, where they've got those, those weird masks on, but it's like, instead of it's like a slong with a slong beak, it's like a long nose and I could just see them walking around and it's like, you never know, like you, you might be bumping into Dylan Alden or Max Keiser. And that would just be a totally that's just the different experiences you would have in those conversations. It'd just be so

41:14Rod Palmer interesting to think about.

41:17Richard Greaser Yeah. I mean, that that I think that's one of the draws to to things like that, events like that is the potential to to hear your favorite podcaster,

41:28Rod Palmer you know, essentially podcast in real life. Yeah. Like podcast, conversation with hors d'oeuvres.

41:34Richard Greaser Yeah. Because I I mean, what's the difference between a conversation and a Bitcoin podcast? Like, the line oftentimes is blurred. It's kind of interesting because like if you're walking around with your cell phone, there's like some assumption that somebody's listening to you,

41:53Richard Greaser right? And so I guess like the definition of a podcast is recorded audio that's hosted somewhere. That's like most people's definition of a podcast. And so if the n f NSA has the recording of that conversation of two people exchanging ideas or, like, a phone call,

42:11Richard Greaser for example. I mean, that's essentially a Bitcoin podcast.

42:16Rod Palmer That's really difficult. It's really difficult to stay one step ahead of the spooks when we only had access to the panel of the Bitcoin podcasts that are broadcast via RSS whereas the NSA

42:33Rod Palmer has access to every Bitcoin podcast and they are listening to every Bitcoin podcast, even the ones that we don't know exist because they're meant to be in private. They're voicemails, they are audio recordings from a swan salon. They are audio recordings from backstages at conferences. It's like it's everything.

42:55Richard Greaser Yeah, it'd be pretty wild if they published all those Bitcoin podcasts.

42:60Rod Palmer I think that we deserve that. I think that they should publish all the Bitcoin podcasts so that it's a matter of national security. You want American citizens to have access to all these Bitcoin podcasts because if we don't and the Chinese government is hacking us or the North Korean government's hacking us and they get access to those Bitcoin podcasts and their citizens get them before our citizens do, they could dramatically outpace us

43:28Rod Palmer in the economy, in the national defense sector,

43:33Richard Greaser in everything, Bitcoin mining, everything. Well, before we hop into the booth, I just wanna give my endorsement. So I'm gonna endorse Chase Oliver.

43:40Unknown People waste their time on all sorts of things. People watch Netflix instead of listening to Bitcoin podcasts. People spend time trying to run and operate a Umbrel lightning node. People living in bustling cities commute by car to work for multiple hours a day just to be unable to afford taxes. You waste your time all the time and you know it, but have you ever considered wasting your time by voting libertarian? You are wasting your time in all sorts of creative ways, so why not waste some more? You already know that voting for uni party candidate politicians is a waste of time, so why not mix it up this time and waste it in a slightly different way? Chase Oliver is the alternate choice to waste your time. We know how you wanna waste your time is important to you because time is the most scarce resource on the planet.

44:24Unknown Do you wanna tell your kids and grandkids that you voted for either a fascist or a retard? How about you tell them you wasted your time by voting for a candidate who will never win and therefore wasn't responsible for any atrocities that will result from the person who did win? Come on. You can waste a little bit more of your time by voting libertarian on November 5 and keep your conscience clean while doing it. No kids will die in Gaza for your vote for Chase. Libertarians also almost have as many podcasts as Bitcoiners. You know what to do. Waste your time.

44:55Unknown Please, seriously, I've been volunteering for a political party for years who has accomplished nothing other than pissing off the prags. Make me feel better by voting for Chase. We could have had Dave Smith, but we don't. Chase is all we got.

45:11Rod Palmer Why have you decided to do a gay endorsement?

45:15Richard Greaser Well, I I heard the most compelling libertarian voting argument I've ever heard before. We're actually gonna I don't know where we're playing the ad in the show, but we'll play on the show at some point. But, essentially, you know, it suggested that,

45:33Richard Greaser you know, we waste our time in all sorts of different interesting ways. Right? So, like, one of my things I I like to waste my time on is I like to, you know, oil and, clean my typewriter occasionally. Like, you know, very, very, obsessively clean it. Almost like, you know, some individuals, like, clean their firearms.

45:56Richard Greaser Because, you know, my typewriter is essentially my firearm. But, yeah. So, you know, they said we waste their time all all the time and the voting is a waste anyways. And so now why not waste it voting libertarian? And you can participate in our sacred democracy

46:17Richard Greaser while not voting for a candidate that's insured to continue allowing the NSA to be the biggest podcasting host in the world. That

46:29Richard Greaser that to me is a very compelling reason to vote libertarian. It's like

46:34Rod Palmer it's a

46:37Richard Greaser very unique way to waste your time that most of the population has never participated in before. Oh, I think this

46:45Rod Palmer if I had to guess, I think that Trump is going to win in a landslide. So I think that it opens the possibility for undecided people or people that listen to the people to make their voices heard and to write in Dennis Porter for president because if enough people write in Dennis Porter for president, they'll have to show those results on TV. They'll have to talk about Bitcoin on CNN, on MSNBC, CBS. And they're

47:13Rod Palmer like, 102% of this state vote for Dennis Porter. And And they'll have to explain who Dennis Porter is. And once people know who Dennis Porter is, they will start to see him everywhere. And then that will start to it will start the Orange Coast seed growing in their mind.

47:31Richard Greaser Yeah, I could totally see, I I also agree that Trump's gonna win in a landslide and that, he's probably is Stevie Nicks still alive

47:41Unknown or she dead?

47:43Rod Palmer Let's find out. That's that's that's Lee from Star Wars, right? Or is this Leia?

47:50Richard Greaser Stevie Nicks? No. That's,

47:54Rod Palmer Yeah, she's still alive. She's from, Fleetwood Mac. Yeah.

47:59Richard Greaser Well, I think we should hop to the boost. I I gotta do like a speed boost round, unfortunately. I'm the one that has to go run out the door here in a minute, go chase a story. But, first boost is from miss huddle dot four twenty for 15,151. And she says, well, if thinking Lyn Alden is hot makes me gay, maybe I'll find a wife

48:25Richard Greaser and then our adopted kid will join the army. Well, I think I think most adopted kids,

48:30Rod Palmer they're the best chance they have at a future is to join the army

48:35Richard Greaser Well, and, you know, if you believe that you could vote for Kamala,

48:40Rod Palmer who wants Right, will draft her daughter, yeah Yeah, wants equal rights Yeah, Which is something I support. The next is that from user 87993321, just a smiley face. And he basically says 5,000 sats or they basically says 5,000 sats. So so thank you user seven nine nine three three two one.

49:02Richard Greaser Yeah. Thank you very much. Next boost is from good friend WeAllEat for 2,121 sats who says, been gone a few weeks, complying with orders. LOL. Well, we missed you. Thank you for the boost. I apologize I gotta run out the door so quick. But, yeah. Hope hope to have you back on the next one. I think that this

49:26Richard Greaser selection special series that we're doing is very important.

49:30Rod Palmer Great. The next one is from Food and the Cereal, 500 Saps. Soft custody cereals, and take part of cereal mixtures for mixers folks. Also remember that Brad Burlinghaus, the CEO of Ripple is, trying to grow his beard like this. Is this justified? Unfortunately, through the cereal, it's not justified. Brad Berlinghouse is trying to gain political reputation

49:53Rod Palmer and credibility by morphing into looking like Dennis Porter, which is started with growing his beard like Dennis. Your

50:02Richard Greaser boosts are in different order than mine. This is really interesting and that threw me off. Man, Brad Garlinghouse, what What a guy. The last three boosts are from, old pies. It's interesting that Like, I wonder what He probably listens to bit boosts and then continues listening. But,

50:19Rod Palmer we get them all. Yeah.

50:21Richard Greaser I'll read them off real quick. So I was blasting the shit on my construction site, l m a o, smiley face, laughing face emoji. Anyone that didn't laugh is my enemy. Actually, that's like a really good,

50:33Rod Palmer good way to go. Like,

50:35Richard Greaser yeah, if you if you just blast the vehicle somewhere and the stuff that we're saying is like offensive to people, then you probably know that they're not good friends to keep. Right.

50:45Rod Palmer Yeah. Yeah. If you blast, that's I would say blast, the people at work And if the HR department gets mad at you, it's probably not the job for you.

50:53Richard Greaser Yeah. The last two from Pies Club is drive drunk and hide and smoke non KYC cigarettes. And then the usual, emojis, the clinking of glasses,

51:09Richard Greaser mushrooms, cigarettes. Well, thank you very much for the support, Pies, as always. And, again, I apologize for having to cut the the boost section short. I, you know, my my typewriter that I'm on is an hour behind the time where I'm at for some reason.

51:29Rod Palmer So that completely threw me off. Yeah. That's that's stateless at this time. You gotta update your typewriters. Make sure you do that. But, yeah, the the slash is coming out and it's going to be an absolute shit show probably all next week.

51:46Rod Palmer As always, the Bugle will be reporting on the most important news that pertains to Bitcoiners, so you don't have to think for yourself. 100%. It's gonna be a fun one to watch for sure.

51:58Richard Greaser Well, we'll catch you next week on, the Bugle Weekly and maybe be able to do some commentary on the follow-up of what we are witnessing.

52:10Kailey Welch We hope this episode has helped to educate you on the selection, as well as get you excited to participate in our sacred democracy. There has never been a more important selection in our lifetime. Thank you for listening to this week's episode of the Bugle Weekly. Before we end, I wanna shout out the Bugle music team. Rod, Palmer, and Richard are dominating the top 40 trending songs right now. Fundamentals is also currently in the top five. Check out links in the show notes to see where you can find their music. Remember that if you vote, you can't complain. Be brave, be ungovernable, drive drunk, and smoke a lot of cigarettes. This is Kaley Welch, and we will catch you next week on the world's most thermodynamically sound podcast.

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55:47Rod Palmer You think that losing the twenty sixteen scene selection was bad? You are all ready losing before you really made the people mad. You know the kid, mom didn't deserve your life. You didn't calculate it because you can't do math. Fuck you, Hillary Clinton. You need to stop killing squirrels. The world is on the brink, and you're clutching at your pose. We were done with your antics, but this has gone too far. Remember what your husband did with that cigar.