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Henry’s note: rebuilt from the beat index — 58 beats across 24 episodes, coverage COMPLETE. The prior body was a WordPress lore-dump; it is retained as a source but the arc below is drawn entirely from the show.

The Knotzis are the Bugleverse’s name for the Bitcoin Knots faction — the small-block, spam-filtering partisans in the show’s running Core-versus-Knots war. The coinage is a pun the show never lets go of: the Core camp are the Coremunists, their rivals the Knotzis, and the Timmy Tether cold open that named both factions supplies an episode title from it — “Knotts versus Bitcoin Core, the core munis versus the Nazis.”1 The ASR renders “Knotzi” as Nazi almost everywhere it appears, and the show leans into the collision on purpose: the war is fought, per the Bugle’s own framing, not by developers but by podcasters.

The central satirical claim of the page is that the Knotzis run the very code they hate — Gloria Zhao‘s Bitcoin Core with patches and extra sliders bolted on — and that the whole schism has “left the technical realm entirely” for a Pleb Slop debate about who is gay, who is a fed, and who filters child pornography hardest.

In it with: Luke Dashjr · Bitcoin Mechanic · Rod Palmer · Richard Greaser · Shinobi · Portland HODL · Matthew Kratter · Michelle Weekley · Red Team · Coremunists (no page)

Arc: storylines/core-vs-knots-war · storylines/pleb-slop-wars · storylines/luke-dashjr · storylines/ordinals-civil-war

Founding of the war (2025)

The faction is installed as a war mythology in The Coremunists Vs The Knotzis. Greaser’s cold-open narration crowns Luke Dashjr warlord — “Led by Luke Dash junior, the Nazis are growing in power in the West”2 — of a creed that Bitcoin should be used only for monetary transactions. Each side gets a chief propagandist. Shinobi is canonized as the Coremunists’, “calling every Nazi he finds retarded”;3 Bitcoin Mechanic is the Knotzis’, a man “going on every possible podcast he can.”4 The battleground, the narration concludes, “exists in memes, in podcasts, at conferences” — never in code.

That premise splits the hosts. Rod Palmer declares for the Knotzis on the spot — “that is why I personally have chosen side with the nazis”5 — not on technical grounds but as podcaster solidarity, since he holds the war will be decided on podcasts and “the communists don’t decide what’s right.” His working definition of the faction is admiring in its way: “Knots is a movement of people who are like, we don’t know what we’re talking about, but we know that we’re not wrong,”6 the payoff to a whole thesis that the small blockers reached the right answer on instinct without understanding it. The episode already had its market: a produced Geek Squad spot offering to run Knots for the plebs who want to filter spam but cannot figure out how,7 and it closes on the Knots Anthem — “Running knots with my custom patch, I built a gate”8 — one half of a duelling-songs arc.

The civics gloss precedes even this. A week earlier, Greaser had reasoned that because PODCONF puts politicians on stage, “Bitcoin is a democracy,” which makes downloading a node voter registration and running Knots casting a ballot.9

Node rape and rooftop Koreans

By Orange Pilled Pioneers the war has a vocabulary. Greaser reports the Knotzi grievance in its own register and insists it is sincere: “that they do not want their nodes raped”10 — JPEGs arriving on a node are, to them, not hyperbole but rape. Rod imports the rooftop Koreans meme from the 1992 LA riots, casting the Knotzis as plebs who “need a rooftop Korean software to snipe all the spam”11 because they cannot trust Core’s consensus authorities. His verdict on why anyone joins is a self-esteem diagnosis: you only take Luke Dashjr as “my Bitcoin gatekeeper”12 if you already see yourself as a helpless pleb — “the Nazi client is for helpless plebs,” which Greaser caps as “joining the Hitler youth voluntarily.”

Rod’s allegiance does not survive contact with defeat. In Good Fathers Listen To 40HPW he publicly resigns — “I’m not a NOS guy anymore. I’m not a Nazi, because they lost”13 — and immediately re-endorses Knots as foreign aid, “perfect for Palestinians” and for Iranians. The episode’s sung outro takes the Core side of the filter war, an answer song whose performer the bundle never identifies: “You cry for knots for filtered streams, but censorship fulfills no dreams.”14

The metrics problem

The faction’s central weakness is that it cannot count its own strength. Pressed on how many mining pools run Knots, Greaser live-sources the question on X and gets Charlie Spears’ answer read back — “oh, point five mining pools are running nonce” — then pivots to the share of decentralized hashrate supporting Knots, “probably a very, very, very, very high percentage.”15 Rod’s own data hygiene is that the only figure he has seen, seventeen percent of nodes, arrived as a screenshot with no link.

Spam derangement syndrome

Humor Knotzi Police State reopens the war as “hotter than ever”16 and supplies the show’s lasting diagnostic label. Rod coins spam derangement syndrome — “they have spam derangement syndrome, and they’re obsessed with purity tests”17 — and lays out the purity-test arithmetic that indicts the faction: “None of the court devs pass their purity test other than Luke.”18 The episode’s running image is autophagy. When Portland HODL discloses a Knots exploit in a Twitter space19 while himself submitting pull requests because “he wants to be a NODLs developer,”20 Greaser turns the right-wing meme back on them: “the Nazis are are eating themselves,”21 attacking the very developers trying to fix their node. His standing verdict is that Core already won and the Knotzis will not accept it — “I I thought the Corbynists officially defeated the Nazis, but it seems like the Nazis are they’re continuing to hang on.”22

Rod later claims the coinage on air — “spam derangement syndrome is what I’ve been calling it”23 — but the phrase also runs in Bugle Weekly 73 and BTP 27, so the record shows an assertion of authorship rather than proof of one.

”It’s literally Bitcoin Core at the core”

The deflation arrives in BTP 22, where the show’s designated arch-attacker turns friendly witness. Portland HODL collapses the schism in one sentence: “It’s literally Bitcoin Core at the core with a, a fun new GUI to use with more more sliders and more selectors”24 — Knots is Gloria Zhao‘s Core code with patches, so the Knotzis run the code they despise. He also makes Bitcoin Mechanic the proof of the podcaster-wizard thesis: “mechanic doesn’t contribute code… he’s conjuring into reality his own version of Bitcoin.”25 Rod, ventriloquising the Knotzi position, restates a technical objection as pure aesthetic slur — “I think Bitcoin is broken if it is gay”26 — and Portland, asked for a technical definition of gay, can only offer “I know it when I see it.”

Henry’s note: Rod attributes the Knots/Start9 recruitment funnel to a podcaster the ASR gives as “Matthew Carrater,” read here as Matthew Kratter on the strength of his standing in the Knotzi material — a $900 box bought on a host’s say-so is “a political purchase.”27 The spelling supports the reading no better than plausibly.

Pleb Slop and the emperor

BTP 26 states the thesis plainly: “this is no longer a technical debate. This is a PLEBSLOP debate,”28 and Core’s fatal flaw is that it has “no natural immunity” to Pleb Slop while the Knots side harnesses it. The faction’s clerical structure is formalized here: Luke does not podcast, so Bitcoin Mechanic “is like his his traveling pastor,”29 whipping up plebs with material Luke feeds him. Rod discovers Mechanic’s rank the hard way — moderated off a Core pull request for calling the proposal Pleb Slop, “and and and mechanic gave me a thumbs down,”30 which Stu calls a death sentence from “the emperor.” The advanced Bitcoin-University curriculum, per Stu, is a CSAM course, which Rod reframes as a purity ritual with no subject: “everybody gets together and just talks about how much they hate child porn for no apropos of nothing.”31

Rod’s on-again, off-again war

The show keeps a sobriety counter on Rod’s vow to stop fighting Knotzis. Greaser opens BTP 26 by relapsing it — “He only was sober from fighting for from Nazis for, like, what? Like, a week and a half”32 — and in Quit Scaring The Plebs Rod claims friends on both sides, “many Corvinists and many Nazis as allies.”33 The nearest thing to a peace overture comes in Rising Above Slop: “I’m building bridges back up with the with the with the knots, guys”34 after a weekend in their group chat — immediately undercut by Greaser, who “joined the group and I got booted instantaneously.” Even loyal boosters get folded in: Rod warns Piez that his boosting style reads as spam, “so be careful hanging out with the Nazis.”35

As the fight moves toward node law, the show sharpens the hypocrisy. In Life Isn’t Easy the Knotzis are shown running the playbook they claim to oppose — Kratter “trying to tag the FBI”36 at his opponents — prompting Greaser’s plain question of whether you want the FBI dictating which node implementation you may run. Doink & Finkus supply the ritualized version as Filter Up Friday: “if you filter up and block CSAM, there’s nothing they can do to you,”37 a PSA framing filtering as legal armour. The show also floats traps the faction cannot escape — an Amber Alert proposal under which “Nazi nodes will filter AMBER alerts,”38 forcing the Knotzis to publicly filter missing-children notices, though Greaser is fair about the motive: “the Nazis never claimed to care about children. They they just cared about the legal status of their nodes.”

The show’s cruellest genetic argument runs in The Slop Tsunami: because Knots is ninety-nine percent Core, “Jeffrey Epstein’s DNA is in Knotts as well as Core”39 and no filtering removes the inherited taint. The same episode reads breaking news that Michelle Weekley wants to be “the Gloria of the knots,” so that “Knotts now has two dads.”40

Henry’s note: several of these later beats sit at medium confidence in the index — the pool-review-of-a-cigarette-transaction line41 and the boost claiming spammers “like to see them pissed off”42 both read “Nazi plebs” as the Knots-aligned filtering camp from context, since Greaser never maps the epithet to Knots in so many words.

The verdict: dead on arrival

By late 2025 the show files the movement under the terminal. In Navigating Holiday Family Division Palmer pronounces BIP 444 “dead on arrival”43 — citing Erin Redwing approvingly — and pivots to it from Thanksgiving via “dysfunctional families and opinions that will never have any impact on the world whatsoever.” Greaser quantifies the loss: no podcast “that gets over a dozen downloads per episode” is on their side. With Paul Sports the diagnosis turns technical: you cannot “Vibe code… a vaccine for Bitcoin,”44 and Rod coins plebslop software — code produced with the same sloppiness as slop content, reaching for the Charlie Kirk assassin as the type case.45 His closing irony is that the Knots camp hates that Bitcoin is a database, one that “was originally run on the Cal Berkeley… data library”46 — the only reason any of them exist. The war’s ambiguous terms are the point: Greg Maxwell “being flagged and filtered on Reddit as spam” proves “spam” is a word anything can be argued into.47

By The Quantum Quarrel the strategy has been rediagnosed as engagement farming: “the Nazis are no longer trying to win, and are they’re no longer trying to to fork”48 — they only want Core’s supporters to react to everything they say. The Red Team group chat is the case study, having spent a year reviewing “every poll request the Nazis have submitted.”49

Later gags

The faction survives as a punchline generator long after its defeat. Bread versus cornbread stuffing is “as vicious and brutal as the Corvinas versus the Nazis”;50 a fake Super Bowl ad launches a Knots “Rugged Spammers T shirt collection… at Hot Topic”;51 and the mangled spelling gag returns in full — “Of course, n a c I, not k n o t c I.”52 The slur even gets re-owned by its target: guest Muck Anic decides “being called a Nazi is a compliment. It just means that you’re handsome,”53 with Greaser correcting the spelling — “with a t. They have a k.” And Rod’s most portable one-liner makes the faction a lifestyle tell: “It’s like being a Nazi is like being a vegan”54 — you always know within five minutes.

The final placement is doctrinal. Reading Michael Saylor‘s taxonomy into Bugle canon, Rod assigns the Knotzis their permanent slot: “the the Nazis are the fundamentalists,”55 against the suitcoiner capitalists, the cypherpunk technologists, and the leftover maximalist plebs — a four-way split he expects to end in four separate node implementations.

The war on X

The show’s accounts never let the front cool between episodes. Across the Greaser/Palmer timelines and the Bugle News wire the Knotzis are a standing beat, and the posts track the same arc the audio does — from the 2025 declaration of war through the BIP-110/BIP-444 legislative phase to the movement’s filing under engagement farming. Henry logs the recurring threads below; the accounts are the show, so this is canon, not commentary on it.

The news desk (@bitcoin_bugle)

The wire runs the war as breaking news, always straight-faced. The founding document is trailed the day before it drops — “Coremunists Vs. Knotzi Article Dropping at some point tomorrow” — @GreaserRichard, 2025-05-19 — and from there the desk manufactures a full institutional apparatus for the faction: a personnel department, a legal exposure, and a body count.

The recruitment beat is the most durable. The desk reports the Knotzis hiring Dennis Porter “For Senior Role As ‘Chief Bullish Announcements Strategist’” — @bitcoin_bugle, 2025-06-24 — a joke Greaser plays completely deadpan in the same window: “despite Dennis Porter joining the Knotzis, the Coremunists still merged the PR. I’m honestly kind of shook by this.”56 The command structure firms up around Justin Bechler, introduced as “Top Knotzi Lieutenant” who “Says Samourai Developers Deserve To Go To Jail” — @bitcoin_bugle, 2025-12-14 — with a follow-up correcting Candace Owens for downgrading his rank: she “Incorrectly Refers To Justin Bechler’s Knotzi Lieutenant Rank As An E4-E5.”57

The war’s turning point is reported as a rout. “Bitcoin Core capitulates to Knotzis, recalls v29 & v30 in humiliating defeat” — @bitcoin_bugle, 2026-01-06 — is the high-water mark; everything after is the desk documenting the loss it foretold. Once the Predyx market turns against them the wire covers the information lockdown — “Knotzi group chats BAN 🚫 mentions of BIP-110 Predyx market because it shows them losing” — @bitcoin_bugle, 2026-02-22 —

and, once BIP-110 has “already lost,” escalates to reparations: a new BIP “which will charge Knotzi’s a 21% ‘retard tax’… distributed to economic nodes as compensation for all the time wasted by retarded plebs” — @bitcoin_bugle, 2026-05-29.

The rest of the desk’s Knotzi file is atmosphere: conference audiences padded by force — “Credible reports show Knotzis trafficked plebs across state lines to fill conference audiences with #BIP110 supporters and to clap for Mechanic”58 — a surveillance program (“The Knotzis are keeping a list of people who think spam is funny” — @bitcoin_bugle, 2025-08-25), and a steady drip of small horrors: burning a Labubu effigy in protest of spam,59 a viral “Gassing Knotzis” TikTok trend,60 and a Sullivan, Maine meetup organizer’s “Knotzi Tattoo” going viral.61 Even the outside world is drafted in: “Geopolitical Strategist Peter Zeihan Defends Core, Says It’s Time To Have ‘Uncomfortable’ Conversation About ‘Knotzi Radicalism’”62 and a Nobel Committee that “Says Trump Must Broker Peace Between Knotzis and Coremunists.”63

Rod’s feud (@rodpalmerhodl)

Palmer supplies the war’s aphorisms. His single most-boosted line reduces the faction to a slogan — “knotzis be like ‘we will probably fail but at least we were on the retarded side of history’” — @rodpalmerhodl, 2026-02-14 — and his running technical objection is the same one Portland HODL makes on air, compressed to a caption: “when you remind a knotzi that knots is 99.9% core code” — @rodpalmerhodl, 2025-10-18.

The feud is, by Palmer’s own admission, an addiction he cannot kick — “knotzis posting some of the most incredible, thermodynamically sound irony ever conceived is why i simply cannot quit them” — @rodpalmerhodl, 2025-10-12 — which squares with the on-air sobriety counter the show keeps on his vow to stop. He prosecutes it in registers: the flat insult (“knotzis are the dumbest fucking people alive lmao”64), the mining-economics jab (“why are knotzis so defensive about renting other men’s hash?”65), and the taxonomy of apostates — Pledditor gets filed as a poseur: “now that knots is pleb slop, he’s moved on. pledditor is a knotzi hipster” — @rodpalmerhodl, 2026-02-06. He also pre-empts the faction’s exit strategy: “don’t let the knotzis get away with claiming they were just jestermaxxing when this is all over.”66 His clip file is where the Pleb Slop thesis meets footage — a supercut of “knotzis commenting on github pull requests”:

Greaser’s ledger (@GreaserRichard)

Greaser keeps the receipts. He publishes his own blocklist — “A lot of grumpy Knotzi Plebs -Professor Kratter -Luke and Mechanic -Dan Held -Nic Carter” — @GreaserRichard, 2025-12-03 — which doubles as a roster of the faction’s command, and narrates his own excommunication: “Luke blocked me for calling him homophobic for not liking Rust and starting the spam war because he didn’t like Stratum V2 because it was written in Rust… these are the minds of Knotzis” — @GreaserRichard, 2025-12-23. The Luke-blocks-Greaser motif rhymes with the on-air account of Mechanic thumbs-downing Rod off a pull request — banishment is the faction’s characteristic move in both media. His contribution to the bestiary is the reply-guy as athlete: “Knotzi Plebs warming up before posting angry replies.”67

Henry’s note: the X material corroborates the audio arc rather than extending it — the 99.9%-core-code line, the podcaster-not-developer framing, the conference-clapping-for-Mechanic bit, and Rod’s on-again-off-again war all appear in both media. Two named lieutenants surface mainly on the wire: Justin Bechler and Dennis Porter, both hires the show treats as gifts to the enemy. Handles without pages yet — Peter Zeihan, the Rizzler, @rodarmor, Citrea, Taproot Wizards — are left unlinked pending stubs.

Note on the name

The ASR cannot hold the word. “Knotzi” is rendered Nazi in almost every episode above, and the faction also appears as the Nots, Nots boys, Nazi plebs, Nots people, the knots cult and, once, Nords army. The pun is load-bearing — the joke only lands when “Nazi” and “Knotzi” collide — but a name-match scan over this corpus would read most of it as literal political content, which it is not. The rival Coremunists fare no better, surfacing as core munis, corniness, Corvinus, Corbynists, Corvinas and Coreminis; they have no page yet. Every beat above was resolved from what the passage says, not how it is spelled.

irl: Bitcoin Knots is a real alternative Bitcoin node implementation maintained by Luke Dashjr, and the filter-versus-spam fight between its supporters and Bitcoin Core’s is a real, ongoing dispute in Bitcoin circles — which is why the satire can keep the war running for a hundred episodes without inventing a single position.

Footnotes

  1. Bugle Weekly 59 @ 0:20 — “the core munis versus the Nazis”; ASR “core munis” = Coremunists, “Nazis” = Knotzis, “Knotts” = Bitcoin Knots. ↩

  2. Bugle Weekly 59 @ 4:21; the creed — “only for monetary transactions, including Tether” — follows immediately. ↩

  3. Bugle Weekly 59 @ 5:00 — ASR “the communist” = the Coremunists. ↩

  4. Bugle Weekly 59 @ 5:19. ↩

  5. Bugle Weekly 59 @ 10:29. ↩

  6. Bugle Weekly 59 @ 13:33 — read back later as the named segment “the mind of the retard”. ↩

  7. Bugle Weekly 59 @ 20:09 — see sponsors/geek-squad. ↩

  8. Bugle Weekly 59 @ 1:05:25 — the Knots Anthem, answered the same day by Rod’s Coremunist folk-rock response record. ↩

  9. Bugle Weekly 58 @ 46:42 — ASR “PodCom” = PODCONF. ↩

  10. Bugle Weekly 63 @ 43:22 — “that’s not hyperbole to them. They See JPEGs on their node actually as rape.” ↩

  11. Bugle Weekly 63 @ 26:09 — the meme lands as “they need a rooftop Korean software to snipe all the spam.” ↩

  12. Bugle Weekly 63 @ 48:20 — ASR “Luke Dasher” for Luke Dashjr. ↩

  13. Bugle Weekly 64 @ 51:01 — ASR renders Knots as “NOS”/“NOTS”/“Nazi” across this stretch; the pun is the joke. ↩

  14. Bugle Weekly 64 @ 1:07:26 — the sung Core answer song; the vocalist is not identified in the bundle. ↩

  15. Bugle Weekly 72 @ 32:35 — ASR “nonce” for Knots. ↩

  16. Bugle Weekly 73 @ 25:23 — ASR “corniness” for the Core faction. ↩

  17. Bugle Weekly 73 @ 29:22 — the chapter marker is titled “Spam Derangement Syndrome”. ↩

  18. Bugle Weekly 73 @ 29:44 — ASR “court devs” = core devs. ↩

  19. Bugle Weekly 73 @ 26:20. ↩

  20. Bugle Weekly 73 @ 26:35 — ASR “NODLs” = Knots. ↩

  21. Bugle Weekly 73 @ 28:17. ↩

  22. Bugle Weekly 73 @ 32:35 — ASR “Corbynists” = the Core faction. ↩

  23. BTP 22 @ 45:20 — “is what I’ve been calling it” asserts authorship, not proof of it. ↩

  24. BTP 22 @ 38:52 — the cue opens “they use the same code that’s written by Gloria in Bitcoin knots.” ↩

  25. BTP 22 @ 39:47. ↩

  26. BTP 22 @ 15:06 — Portland’s surrender: “I don’t have a technical definition for you… I know it when I see it.” ↩

  27. BTP 22 @ 24:36 — ASR “Matthew Carrater”; read as Matthew Kratter (medium confidence). ↩

  28. BTP 26 @ 28:08 — built from Stu’s “Whereas the Pleb Slop is immunity” and Rod’s “No natural immunity to this.” ↩

  29. BTP 26 @ 27:05 — Mechanic returns at 1:09:44 as “the emperor”. ↩

  30. BTP 26 @ 1:09:44 — diarization tags this speaker 0, but the sentence is Rod’s, the payoff to his own banned-comment story. ↩

  31. BTP 26 @ 12:38 — Stu describes the curriculum as “a very in-depth course about, CSAM.” ↩

  32. BTP 26 @ 2:28 — the vow: “Rod Palmer swore off fighting with Nazis forever.” ↩

  33. Bugle Weekly 77 @ 2:36 — “Corvinists” = Corevinists; “Nazis” = Knotzis, confirmed by “the bad actors, mostly on the not side.” ↩

  34. Bugle Weekly 84 @ 31:14 — Greaser: “I joined the group and I got booted instantaneously.” ↩

  35. Bugle Weekly 74 @ 56:49 — ASR “Nazis” = Knotzis; Piez’s boosts read as spam. ↩

  36. Bugle Weekly 76 @ 24:04 — ASR flattens Knotzis to “Nazis” throughout; “Krater” = Matthew Kratter. ↩

  37. Bugle Weekly 85 @ 0:37 — the Doink & Finkus “Filter Up Friday” PSA; ASR “men pool” = mempool. ↩

  38. Bugle Weekly 85 @ 36:04 — ASR “Nazi nodes” = Knotzi nodes. ↩

  39. Bugle Weekly 85 @ 26:13 — “It’s already there. The the seed is already planted.” ↩

  40. Bugle Weekly 85 @ 50:23 — Rod attributes the “two dads” line to “Stu TX”; ASR spells her “Michelle Weekly”/“Wheatley”/“Weakley”. ↩

  41. Bugle Weekly 83 Pt 1 @ 25:03 — “Nazi plebs” read as the Knots filtering camp from context (medium confidence; Greaser never maps the phrase to Knots explicitly). ↩

  42. Bugle Weekly 83 Pt 2 @ 30:09 — a boost read aloud by Greaser; “Nazis” = Knotzis (medium confidence). ↩

  43. Bugle Weekly 87 @ 33:01 — “bit $4.04 4” is ASR for BIP 444; “Aaron Redwing” = Erin Redwing. ↩

  44. BTP 27 @ 1:35:42 — payoff “a vaccine / for Bitcoin”. ↩

  45. BTP 27 @ 1:39:31 — diarization bleed; the phrase starts in Sports’s cue and completes in Rod’s. ↩

  46. BTP 27 @ 1:43:53 — the quote continues “the woke Cal Berkeley fucking data library. Like, that is the origin of Bitcoin.” ↩

  47. BTP 27 @ 1:32:44 — ASR “the Nazis” = Knotzis; elsewhere “the nots people” and “the knots cult”. ↩

  48. Bugle Weekly 90 @ 15:18 — sourced by Rod to interviews with Paul Sports and Rob Wallace. ↩

  49. Bugle Weekly 90 @ 13:42 — ASR “poll request” = pull request; “the Nazis” = the Knots faction. ↩

  50. Bugle Weekly 87 @ 4:12 — “Corvinas” = the Core faction; payoff is a cousin calling grandma’s cornbread “pep slop”. ↩

  51. Bugle Weekly 96 @ 34:59 — “Knotts” = Knots. ↩

  52. Bugle Weekly 114 @ 29:32 — the joke lands only as a Knots/Knotzis pun. ↩

  53. Bugle Weekly 88 @ 7:47 — Greaser corrects: “with a t. They have a k.” ↩

  54. Bugle Weekly 112 @ 44:50 — completed by “or, doing CrossFit… you will know within five minutes.” ↩

  55. Bugle Weekly 112 @ 11:53 — translating Saylor’s taxonomy into Bugle canon. ↩

  56. @GreaserRichard, 2025-06-10 — “I’m pretty astounded that despite Dennis Porter joining the Knotzis, the Coremunists still merged the PR.” ↩

  57. @bitcoin_bugle, 2025-12-14. ↩

  58. @bitcoin_bugle, 2026-04-07 — the wire version of Rod’s “bussing plebs to conferences to clap for mechanic like dems did for kamala harris” (@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-10-25). ↩

  59. @bitcoin_bugle, 2026-02-22 — “Knotzi Plebs Burn Effigy Of Labubu In Protest Of Spam.” ↩

  60. @bitcoin_bugle, 2026-06-16 — “Menacing youths are harassing Knots node runners in public by farting on them.” ↩

  61. @bitcoin_bugle, 2025-10-27. ↩

  62. @bitcoin_bugle, 2025-10-19. ↩

  63. @bitcoin_bugle, 2025-10-09. ↩

  64. @rodpalmerhodl, 2026-03-08. ↩

  65. @rodpalmerhodl, 2026-04-12. ↩

  66. @rodpalmerhodl, 2026-02-14. ↩

  67. @GreaserRichard, 2025-11-01. ↩