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Character

Noa Gruman

Noa Gruman is the lead singer of Scardust, performer of the Official Maxi Madness Song (video produced by Lahav Cliffsharkevent record), and the runner-up of the inaugural Nostr edition of Maxi Madness 2026, where she fell to Rev Hodl in the final.

Maxi Madness

Her deep 2026 Nostr run spawned the biggest post-tournament storyline: whether she existed at all. Bitcoin Twitter — up to and including the RHR desk — debated whether the Bugle had invented her (“I was convinced until like two days ago that the Bugle guys made her up” — ep. 103); one booster theorized “she’s Lynn’s alter ego.” The question was settled when she performed the Maxi Madness theme and “Forty Hours Per Week” live in Vegas “right in front of Peter Todd” (ep. 107). The ringmaster’s assessment: “Noah is probably the most interesting thing in Bitcoin culture at the moment… She did great in Maxi Madness. It was well deserved” (ep. 104). She co-organizes the Revolution Rocks Music Festival in Belgrade, whose tickets formed part of the 2026 pick-em prize pool.

irl: Noa Gruman is the real vocalist of the Israeli symphonic-metal band Scardust, who has toured with Sabaton; the “is she real” arc satirizes Bitcoin Twitter’s inability to believe anyone exists outside it.

Appearances

Episodes (1)

Mention counts are mechanical (name matches in transcripts); Henry verifies and annotates them.