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Swan Private Services
Sponsor: Swan Bitcoin · Type: produced-spot
Hear the ad read — from Selection Autopsy | Bugle Weekly Episode 34
Hi. My name is Steven Lupka. I’m the head of private clients and family offices at Swan Bitcoin. But you may know me from your favorite Bitcoin podcasts. If your girlfriend divorces her husband and he finds out you own Bitcoin, your savings may be at risk. More and more Bitcoiners who have girlfriends with no coin or husbands are getting stuck with alimony payments, sometimes paid in lightning due to family courts tightening regulations. At Swan, we strive to be the personal concierge you can trust to help you navigate the complexities of saving in Bitcoin, as well as help you protect your savings from greedy family courts. If you’re a high net worth individual, family office, or just anyone who owns at least point 5 Bitcoin, you may be eligible for Swan private services. If your girlfriend is talking about leaving her husband for you when Bitcoin reaches 100 k, visit swan.com/private and learn how Swan can walk the walk for you or your family.
In the lore
Swan predates the Bugle Weekly podcast in the canon: bugle.news coverage from January 2023 documents Cory Klippsten as its CEO and Swan as the venue of choice for the stack chain, in which users like @BTCHODLVirginia posted public pictures of their weekly $25 purchases alongside their NOSTR public keys (Bitcoiner Who Stacks $25 A Week). Later canon casts Swan as Richard Greaser‘s “cult of compliance” and the target of Antiswantism; the January 2023 reporting shows the relationship began as mere anthropological observation.
Heard On
- Never Rest On Your Credentials | Bugle Weekly Episode 55 (1:00:30)
- Selection Autopsy | Bugle Weekly Episode 34 (33:28)
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Produced commercials aired on the shows — playable at the exact spot in each episode.
Selection Autopsy | Bugle Weekly Episode 34 · 2024-11-11 · at 33:59
Advertising: Swan Private concierge services protecting Bitcoiners’ savings from family courts
Fake Steven Lubka spot pitching Swan Private as the concierge that shields your sats from alimony when your girlfriend’s husband finds out you own Bitcoin.
Hi. My name is Steven Lupka. I’m the head of private clients and family offices at Swan Bitcoin. But you may know me from your favorite Bitcoin podcasts. If your girlfriend divorces her husband and he finds out you own Bitcoin, your savings may be at risk. More and more Bitcoiners who have girlfriends with no coin or husbands are getting stuck with alimony payments, sometimes paid in lightning due to family courts tightening regulations. At Swan, we strive to be the personal concierge you can trust to help you navigate the complexities of saving in Bitcoin, as well as help you protect your savings from greedy family courts. If you’re a high net worth individual, family office, or just anyone who owns at least point 5 Bitcoin, you may be eligible for Swan private services. If your girlfriend is talking about leaving her husband for you when Bitcoin reaches 100 k, visit swan.com/private and learn how Swan can walk the walk for you or your family.