Company
Coinkite
Coinkite is the company behind the Coldcard hardware wallet. In the Bugleverse its founder NVK first appears suing Santa Claus over allegations that Santa’s elves were manufacturing Coldcards for orange-pilled children.1
The company later became a proposed Big Bitcoin acquisition target. PODCONF reported talks to buy Coinkite’s “discounted toxic Coldcard assets” and relaunch them as the larger, higher-entropy BIGCARD® hardware wallet.2
irl: Coinkite and Coldcard are real. The Santa lawsuit and proposed BIGCARD acquisition are satire.