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Nic Carter
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diff --git a/wiki/characters/nic-carter.md b/wiki/characters/nic-carter.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a636948e @@ -0,0 +1,132 @@ +--- +title: Nic Carter +type: character +portrait: /portraits/x-nic-carter.jpg +factions: + - Bitcoin Twitter +status: confirmed +aliases: [The Saltiest Sea Dog] +sources: + - raw/news/nic-carter-finds-new-found-hobby-floating-in-the-dead-sea-tweeting-about-bitcoin-maximalis.json +--- + +**Nic Carter** is a venture capitalist and the Bugleverse's designated apostate: a former Bitcoin Twitter favorite whose falling out with a large subset of the community is sustained, by his own account, as a hobby. + +## Arc history + +Carter's canon opens in January 2023 with another tweet decrying Bitcoin Maximalism. Asked by The Bugle why the falling out happened, he explained: "I have found a new hobby which is floating in the Dead Sea and tweeting mean things about mean people. The first time I did it, I think the salt got to me. Afterwards, I realized how much fun it was and embraced the salt" ([[news/nic-carter-finds-new-found-hobby-floating-in-the-dead-sea-tweeting-about-bitcoin-maximalists|Nic Carter Finds New Found Hobby]]). He credited the combination of being the saltiest Bitcoiner on [[orgs/bitcoin-twitter|Bitcoin Twitter]] while floating in the world's saltiest body of water with effects both recreational and physiological. + +The feud is symbiotic: Carter enjoys his salt, while accounts like [[characters/coinicarus|@Coinicarus]] — who dubbed him **"The Saltiest Sea Dog"** — [[memes/engagement-farming|farm engagement]] by warning investors what he thinks of them, and dogpilers on his posts share a special camaraderie. + +This is the founding beat of [[storylines/nic-carter-vs-bitcoin-twitter|Nic Carter vs. Bitcoin Twitter]]. + +> irl: Nic Carter is a real VC (Castle Island Ventures) whose early-2023 feud with "toxic" Bitcoin maximalists was genuine and extensively subtweeted on both sides. The Dead Sea is fictional. + +## The Bugle dispatches + +Of all the [[orgs/bitcoin-twitter|Bitcoin Twitter]] apostates the Bugle accounts track, Carter is the one they track like weather — or, more precisely, like a horoscope. Across three years the coverage has settled into a handful of durable instruments: an astrology chart, a stress-hormone readout, and a running census of who he has blocked. The archive is unusually complete because the joke, like the feud, sustains itself. + +### Nic Carter's Star + +The Bugle's longest-running Carter bit is astrological. His career is not reported as rising or falling; it is charted as a celestial body whose position is a matter for analysts. The star was first located mid-decline — + +> "Nic Carter's Star Identified, Currently in Retrograde" +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-04-13](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1646596854476582912) + +— and has spent the years since in a slow, hedged recovery narrative that reads like sell-side equity research applied to a man's vibes. By late 2025 the guidance had turned cautiously bullish, then was promptly walked back a month later after a "Rough Start To Year." + +> "Analysts Predict Nic Carter's Star To Begin Rising Again In 2026 Reversing 3 Year Trend" +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-12-07](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1997703582393778335) + + + +> "Analysts Adjust Guidance To \"Nic Carter's Star May Rise\" In 2026 After Rough Start To Year" +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-01-14](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2011553603455242751) + + + +The three-year trend the analysts kept promising to reverse is, of course, the same three years Carter has spent enjoying his salt. Henry's note: the "star" framing is doing quiet work — it lets the Bugle cover a reputation as if it were priced by an efficient market, forever one quarter from turning the corner. + +### The cortisol index + +Where the star measures Carter's standing, the cortisol measures his interior. The Bugle files his stress as a published metric with forward guidance, all of it grim: + +> "Nic Carter: \"My cortisol will continue to spike.\"" +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2026-02-15](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2023021958372401603) + + + +[[characters/rod-palmer|@rodpalmerhodl]] then fused the cortisol bit with Carter's other 2026 preoccupation — quantum computing — into a single unit of nonsense engineering: + +> "new quantum computers protocols reduce the qubit cost of spikes on nic carter's cortisol levels" +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-02-19](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2024635030966825293) + +The quantum turn is its own small thread. Palmer diagnosed the ambition precisely — Carter as an aspirant to the market-caller role already occupied by [[characters/dylan-leclair|Dylan LeClair]]: + +> "nic carter wants to be the dylan leclair of quantum computers" +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-12-22](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2003249615932727643) + +By April the running commentary needed no words at all: + +<video controls preload="none" poster="/tweets/2042364755327803560-poster.jpg" src="/tweets/2042364755327803560.mp4" style="width:100%;max-width:620px;border-radius:10px;display:block;margin:.5rem 0;"></video> + +> "nic carter right now" +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-04-09](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2042364755327803560) + +### Blocked by Nic Carter + +The other side of the symbiosis — the pleb side — treats being blocked by Carter as an achievement to be logged. @GreaserRichard keeps the definitive account, ranking the block among the community's recognized status markers: + +> "Some brag about when they first bought. Some brag about when they were first on Bitcointalk Some brag about when they got blocked by Nic Carter" +> — [@GreaserRichard, 2025-05-20](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/1924635192402092173) + +Carter duly appears on Greaser's later roll of accounts that have blocked him, filed between [[characters/dan-held|Dan Held]] and a population of "grumpy Knotzi Plebs": + +> "People that have blocked me ... -Dan Held -Nic Carter" +> — [@GreaserRichard, 2025-12-03](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/1996066937647104332) + +He is likewise enrolled on Greaser's roster of men one would decline to smoke a cigarette with, in company that includes [[characters/pledditor|Pledditor]], [[characters/joe-nakamoto|Joe Nakamoto]], and [[characters/mike-brock|Mike Broc]].[^cig] + +### Diminishing returns + +The recurring subtext beneath the star charts is that the apostate may simply be fading from view. Greaser has, on the record, misplaced him entirely: + +> "I keep forgetting that Nic Carter exists" +> — [@GreaserRichard, 2025-05-20](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/1924634642872778959) + +Palmer's contribution is clinical. In the Bugle's telling, Carter submits to testing at a cancer hospital and receives the one diagnosis a Bitcoiner most fears: + +> "nic carter got tested by doctors at sloan kettering. they said he has the time preference of a brand new pleb" +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-02-10](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2021030547376455995) + +And on the merits of the argument itself, Palmer rates him below a man he characterizes as heavily medicated: + +> "jeff booth might have taken a lot of acid but he sounds more convincing than nic carter. just my opinion" +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-02-15](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2022847829027287207) + +### Hair, hard forks, and hand-to-hand + +Beneath the ongoing metrics runs an older seam of one-off Bugle escalations, each treating a Carter life event as a macro signal. He has vowed protocol schism and a cosmetic rebrand in the same breath — + +> "Nic Carter Vows To Hard Fork Bitcoin, Dyes Hair Blue" +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-05-10](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1656344270784331777) + +— and his taking up combat sports was filed, straight-faced, as market intelligence: + +> "Nic Carter Learning To Fight Suggests Massive Shift In Influencer Macro Conditions" +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2024-03-30](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1774144753812058321) + +In one 2023 dispatch the paper dispensed with the pretense of neutrality and simply enlisted him: + +> "Bitcoin Bugle partners with Nic Carter to Make The Fake News" +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-10-31](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1719411774099694027) + +Henry's note: taken together the dispatches describe a closed loop. The star can neither fully rise nor fully set, the cortisol can only spike, and the block list only grows — a reputation held permanently in retrograde precisely because the coverage, like the salt, is a hobby nobody wants to end. + +[^cig]: [@GreaserRichard, 2025-02-25](https://x.com/GreaserRichard/status/1894265548634296631) — a nine-name list of "Dudes I would not smoke a cigarette with," Carter listed fifth. + +## Appearances + +### In the news (1) + +- [[news/nic-carter-finds-new-found-hobby-floating-in-the-dead-sea-tweeting-about-bitcoin-maximalists|Nic Carter Finds New Found Hobby Floating in the Dead Sea]] — 2023-01-13, subject