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@Coinicarus
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diff --git a/wiki/characters/coinicarus.md b/wiki/characters/coinicarus.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..2ccfe52a @@ -0,0 +1,106 @@ +--- +title: "@Coinicarus" +type: character +portrait: /portraits/x-coinicarus.jpg +status: confirmed +aliases: [Coinicarus] +sources: + - raw/news/nic-carter-finds-new-found-hobby-floating-in-the-dead-sea-tweeting-about-bitcoin-maximalis.json +--- + +**@Coinicarus** is a [[orgs/bitcoin-twitter|Bitcoin Twitter]] account and practicing [[memes/engagement-farming|engagement farmer]], first documented working the anti-[[characters/nic-carter|Nic Carter]] side of the maximalist feud. + +In January 2023, Coinicarus garnered a great amount of engagement discouraging people from investing with Carter — whom the account dubbed **"The Saltiest Sea Dog"** — tweeting: "As a bitcoiner if you're going to invest with nic you should know what he thinks of you" ([[news/nic-carter-finds-new-found-hobby-floating-in-the-dead-sea-tweeting-about-bitcoin-maximalists|Nic Carter Finds New Found Hobby]]). Per The Bugle's analysis, the arrangement benefits both sides. + +> irl: @Coinicarus is a real Bitcoin Twitter account; the quoted tweet is real and is embedded in the source article. + +## On the timeline + +In the record proper, Coinicarus is less a subject than a fixture. The 25 logged items are, without exception, replies *into* his threads — the [[orgs/bitcoin-twitter|Bitcoin Twitter]] accounts (`@bitcoin_bugle`, [[characters/rod-palmer|`@rodpalmerhodl`]], and the gatekeeping `@_podconf` handle) turning up in his mentions across three years. The archive preserves only the Bugle's half of the conversation, which is enough to establish that Coinicarus posts constantly, posts about everyone, and is treated as a peer [[memes/engagement-farming|engagement farmer]] rather than an opponent. + +### The whole feed + +The relationship is stated plainly. Asked, apparently, whether he sees a lot of Coinicarus, the answer was total: + +> It's my entire feed. +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2024-03-25](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1772249358399918227) + +The banter tilts competitive but affectionate — "We all know the Bugle is numero uno" ([@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-07-17](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1680764588508471296)) — and occasionally frames Coinicarus as a matchup in his own right, billed against a rival poster: "@Coinicarus vs @OptimistFields" ([@bitcoin_bugle, 2024-03-27](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1772980842890981473)). + +### The Jim Cramer running gag + +The earliest logged exchanges, from May 2023, run a two-part joke about an unnamed figure graduating to television: + +> Bro he's doing a show with Jim Cramer now +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-05-06](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1654662767503106049) + +> I can't wait for when he starts his show with Cramer +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-05-18](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1659148986752684033) + +The reference to [[characters/jim-cramer|Cramer]] is the inverse-indicator insult of choice on this timeline. + +> *Henry's note: "he" is unnamed in both tweets. Given the source article's anti-[[characters/nic-carter|Nic Carter]] framing, Carter is the likely referent, but the record does not name him — logged as inference, not fact.* + +### Coinbase, and who saves it + +Coinicarus's threads are a standing venue for the exchange-and-shitcoin beat. In 2023 the reply was a rhetorical question — "Will [[characters/dennis-porter|Dennis Porter]] save Eth and Coinbase?" ([@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-06-06](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1666178318922825728)) — and by 2026 it had hardened into a flat warning against exchange apologetics: + +> people think just because brian armstrong glazes bitcoin every once in a while that coinbase is an ally and friend to the plebs +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-03-12](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2032137692612309245) + +[[characters/brian-armstrong|Armstrong]] recurs; Porter is credited as the original source of a claim in a later thread too ([@bitcoin_bugle, 2024-08-14](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1823589482568015942)). + +### Ordinals people lives matter too + +The darkest of the logged exchanges is a November 2023 back-and-forth over [[characters/udi-wertheimer|Udi Wertheimer]] and the Ordinals crowd, in which the Bugle plays the joke to its uncomfortable end: + +> it sounded like you were implying putting gold stars on Udi's clothes and making him live in a ghetto +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-11-21](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1727029372824199465) + +> It's the act of treating a certain group of humans as subhuman. Ordinals people lives matter too +> — [@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-11-21](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1727034731303248230) + +The same week's threads also work the reliable-sourcing gag: "I mean when @Cointelegraph is the source, what can you do?" ([@bitcoin_bugle, 2023-11-10](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1723067326570913959)). + +### PODCONF® approved + +By late 2024 the [[orgs/podconf|PODCONF®]] account had folded Coinicarus into its credentialing bit, both recruiting and rubber-stamping him: + +> Consider applying to join RealPlebs®. +> — [@_podconf, 2024-11-06](https://x.com/_podconf/status/1853994259541545124) + +> PODCONF Approved ✅ +> — [@_podconf, 2024-12-23](https://x.com/_podconf/status/1871238914431991870) + +The approval was reissued, verbatim and unexplained, in mid-2025 ([@_podconf, 2025-06-12](https://x.com/_podconf/status/1933190305450524904)). The Nostr-UX running joke lands in his mentions as well: "any update on when they're fixing the ux on nostr?" ([@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-04-09](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1910117619333541927)). + +### Rod's fortune cookies + +[[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]]'s contributions to Coinicarus's threads are a distinct genre: the deadpan aphorism delivered as if it settles the matter. + +> you don't have to slay your heroes if you never simp +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2024-10-21](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1848353408211710121) + +> bitcoin is a y2k compatible clock.. if you think about it +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2026-02-16](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/2023430980665843971) + +The genre extends to consolation — "sometimes winning looks a lot like losing if you don't take some time away to recalibrate your perspective" ([@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-07-15](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1945147965724643831)). + +### Two exhibits + +Not every reply is words. In October 2025 Rod dropped a single image into a Coinicarus thread with the timeline's favourite reductio: + +> you know who else wore white shirts? +> — [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-10-09](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1976324948881965150) + + + +And in May 2024, a wordless video reply, filed into a Coinicarus thread as its own rebuttal: + +<video controls preload="none" poster="/tweets/1789504532105285961-poster.jpg" src="/tweets/1789504532105285961.mp4" style="width:100%;max-width:620px;border-radius:10px;display:block;margin:.5rem 0;"></video> + +## Appearances + +### In the news (1) + +- [[news/nic-carter-finds-new-found-hobby-floating-in-the-dead-sea-tweeting-about-bitcoin-maximalists|Nic Carter Finds New Found Hobby Floating in the Dead Sea]] — 2023-01-13, quoted