Pleb slop hysteria erupted after the Bitcoin 2026 speaker lineup reveal on Tuesday. As the post circulated on social media, grumpy plebs began to crash out in a virtue-signaling frenzy culminating with one pleb declaring this year’s conference “Worse than the war in Gaza!”

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.