HUGE BREAKING: Disney announces they will be remaking the Sequel Series and recasting much of the cast with Bitcoiners. Cast announcements include: @LynAldenContact as Rey @Dennis_Porter_ as Han Solo @saylor as Kylo Ren @KaileyBugle as powerful force lady Kathleen Kennedy

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.