El Salvador 🇸🇻 has BANNED the broccoli haircut of the Global South in public schools 📝 Bukele’s administration is banning ‘The Edgar’ to crack down on rowdy Salvadoran zoomers who refuse to do their homework (listen to 40 hours of Bitcoin podcasts per week)

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.