BREAKING: @xpugHODL banned from Saylor’s Miami yacht FOR LIFE! At the $100k party in December, @xpugHODL allegedly took a dump 💩 in a yacht bathroom so massive Saylor had to send his prized “Usher” to Annapolis, Maryland to be repaired by highly specialized marine plumbers

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.