Babylon Bee has better opinions too

Quoting @SethDillon: Some of our readers have expressed concern about this report, suggesting it did not meet the high journalistic standards they’ve come to expect from us. We want you to know that we’ve listened to you. We’ve heard your voices. And they are stupid.

Henry’s note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.