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Transcript: The Plebs Killed Jesus | Easter Service by Pastor Jeffs

0:02Richard Greaser Let's have money explode and bring the economy to life. But the podcaster educates teaching the players to thrive.

2:34Rod Palmer Good morning, everyone. What an incredible worship song by the worship team. Congregation, welcome to Mountainside Worship United this Easter. Can we give them another hand? Yeah. He is risen. He is risen indeed. He is risen indeed. You may be seated.

2:52Rod Palmer Folks, my name is pastor Clyde. For those who are new that are joining us for the first time, please fill out a welcome card so our team can get connected with you. You don't have to be alone. I wanna let you know a bit about our church. Mountainside Worship United is unlike any church you have been to before. We are a church that is living on the Bitcoin standard. In the same sermon, you can hear the words of Jesus and Larry Leppard. We believe not only in delivering you the holiest of Plebs Slop, but also the most thermodynamically sound. In recent months, Pastor Jeffs, who you will hear from shortly, had a revelation from the Lord telling him that shit coining is no longer God's calling. While it still may be approved in the eyes of the Lord to trade meme coins on Bitcoin,

3:41Rod Palmer I see you out there, dog army. As BB and president Donald J. Trump are trying to conjure back the return of the messiah with the Iran war, God has called on us to purify our hearts. We are not only in the end times of fiat currency, but also in the biblical end times. Bitcoin doesn't just allow you to guard your heart against monetary debasement, but also gives you sovereignty so that you don't have to be dependent on Peter Thiel's protection from the Antichrist. When you huddle, even if you get swept away by the rapture, you ascend to heaven leaving your coins inaccessible. This limits the circulating supply available and brings n g u. That way, our brothers and sisters who are left here on Earth because they had doubts in the Lord will be better prepared to fend for themselves against the antichrist

4:34Rod Palmer and resist the mark of the beast. Before I continue, I wanna give you four announcements because as we all known, the Lord loves announcements. The Lord loves a cheerful giver, but he especially loves a sovereign one. That's why we are now appreciating tithes that were made in Bitcoin. Fiat donations will still be accepted, but they will be quietly judged. Any items bought from the church will have a 25% surcharge if paid in dirty fiat. Do not store up treasures on earth where moth and rust destroy, but also where central banks debase at a minimum of 2% annually. Instead, store your treasure in heaven and on chain. Scan the QR code on the screen to send your tithe directly to the church multisig wallet. Three elders must sign, just like the trinity intended and all funds are insured by Anchor Watch. This Wednesday, we're launching our new small group from no coiner to certified pleb, a twelve week transformation.

5:34Rod Palmer Are you still trusting banks? Still asking what's a node? Still thinking price matters more than truth? Then this group is for you. Each week includes scripture study, node set up tutorials, purity accountability, forty hours of assigned podcast listening, and guided repentance for past altcoin activity. The upcoming week, the theme for our first session is, forgive them father for they know not their private keys. Childcare will be provided, but your seed phrase will not. Next weekend, join us for our annual spring revival. We'll have live worship featuring our wonderful mountainside

6:13Rod Palmer worship united team. A dramatic reenactment of the resurrection and immaculate conception, and a special sermon. Bear markets are temporary, glory is eternal. Invite your friends, your family, and especially those still holding cash who need to hear the good news all around. And last but not least, the Bible says in third John one five through eight, you will do well to send them on their journey in a manner worthy of God. We ought therefore to show hospitality

6:43Rod Palmer to such people so that we may work together for the truth. We believe strongly in supporting those broadcasting the message of the Lord outside of this congregation, and that is why we have started a new program called Support a Podcaster. If you go to our website, which the information for is on your greeting cards, you will be able to directly donate to podcasters all around the world that work with our missions teams. The good news may not be televised, but it sure as heaven will be podcasted. Folks, let's stand and raise our voices together for worship.

11:59Richard Greaser Folks, thank you for joining us today. If you are new, hopefully you will consider making Mountainside Church your home. Just a little history of our church. Today is our fifth anniversary of meeting together. Five years ago, I was called by the Lord to open a church in Nashville, Tennessee.

12:23Richard Greaser Five years ago, things did not look like this. There was no stage, no lights, no building, just a small group of us standing in the parking lot of a Walmart on a Sunday morning with cars driving by and people looking at us like we'd lost our minds, and maybe we had, but we were faithful.

12:46Richard Greaser We showed up week after week, held on when it didn't make sense, when it wasn't comfortable, when nobody was watching. We huddled, and slowly, God started to move. More people came, then more, then more. Not because we had it all figured out, but because we were willing to trust what God had called us to do in his word.

13:11Richard Greaser I remember the moment clearly when God put it on my heart to start a church that tells the truth, even about things people don't wanna talk about. And somehow that included Bitcoin not as a gimmick or a trend but as part of a bigger conversation about truth, trust, and what we build our lives on. The Lord commanded us not to build our houses upon sand, and for us that was more than just a cliche.

13:41Richard Greaser People always ask why we're called mountainside when there aren't any mountains in Nashville, but it's not about geography, It's about perspective. It's about that feeling of standing on a mountainside where everything becomes clear, where you see beauty, feel small, and recognize you're in the presence of something greater.

14:04Richard Greaser That's what this church is meant to be. A place where you step out of the noise and into the presence of God's grace. And for a moment, you can finally see clearly. Now congregation, before we go into the sermon, let us pray. Heavenly father, we come before you this morning, grateful for your mercy, your grace, and the truth you've revealed through your

14:32Richard Greaser son. Lord, as I step up to speak, I ask that these wouldn't be my words, but yours. Quiet my thoughts, steady my heart, and let your spirit move through me so that what is said here points only to you. Open our ears to hear what we need to hear, not just what we want to hear, and soften our hearts to receive it. Let truth cut through the noise, let conviction lead to transformation, and let everything we do today bring glory to your name. In Jesus' name, amen.

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