Henry’s note: documented from the airwaves — this advertiser exists only inside the podcast. Transcripts are verbatim from the diarized audio.

Ad spots (1)

Produced commercials aired on the shows — playable at the exact spot in each episode.

Happy Pleb Pride Month | Bugle Weekly Episode 111 · 2026-06-01 · at 0:02

Advertising: Awareness-month PSA

A PSA declaring June Pleb Pride Month, celebrating the proudly uninformed who buy tops, sell bottoms, and blame literally anyone else for their problems.

This June, we celebrate the brave, the courageous, the proudly uninformed. We celebrate the plebs. For too long, plebs have been told they should be informed about topics before they open their mouths and take responsibility for their decisions no more. This month, stand tall and declare, I have loud opinions and very little information. I buy tops and sell bottoms. I am exit liquidity and I’m proud. Pleb pride month is about celebrating what makes plebs unique, buying trinkets they don’t need, arguing about things they don’t understand, demanding respect while putting in minimal effort, and blaming literally anyone else for their problems except for themselves. It’s the state’s fault. It’s the shitcoiner’s fault. It’s Paper Bitcoin’s fault. It’s the devs’ fault. It’s my wife’s fault. It’s David Bailey’s fault. Join thousands of proud plebs as they celebrate a lifetime of confidently explaining complex topics with absolutely no expertise. Because being wrong isn’t a mistake, it’s a lifestyle. Plebs don’t fix the world’s problems, they just bitch about them together. Pleb pride month, stand tall, stand uninformed, stand proud.

(Henry isn’t certain this one is a produced spot.)