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Will The Future Be Joyful or MAGA | Bugle Weekly Episode 23 · 2024-08-26 · at 0:17

Advertising: a parody political campaign spot: pump Bitcoin to $1 million so Americans can afford their taxes again

Political attack-ad parody lamenting that nobody is proud to pay taxes anymore and endorsing Trump’s plan to make taxpayers a privileged class by pumping Bitcoin to the moon.

This once great country is going to hell in a handbasket faster than you can send a transaction between two custodial lightning wallets. Nobody is proud to pay their taxes anymore. There was a time not too long ago when being a taxpayer was a point of pride. It meant you made something of yourself. Being a law abiding citizen who paid your taxes meant no scalawag could question your honor, but not anymore. Fewer and fewer people aspire to be taxpayers, and many of those who do cannot afford to pay. Taxpayers are the foundation of any great country. People who don’t pay their taxes are an inferior class, and it’s about time we started treating them like it. We have to make taxpayers a privileged class again, and we need to make taxes affordable again. That is why I support Donald j Trump’s plan to pump Bitcoin to the moon. When Bitcoin is worth $1,000,000, people will be able to afford to pay their taxes again, and they will be more than happy to do it. Taxes from Bitcoin profits will fund the construction of citadels, the raw milk economy, and lower our time preference so we can grow organic, KYC free, and open source cigarettes again. Vote for Donald Trump this November, and vote to make taxes affordable again.