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Ad spots (2)

Produced commercials aired on the shows — playable at the exact spot in each episode.

Is Saylor a Spook | Bugle Weekly Episode 31 · 2024-10-21 · at 0:00

Advertising: Parody cooking-and-drinking show hosted by Shinobi

A trailer for Cooking with Shinobi, a show where Shinobi cooks and drinks whatever he wants while explaining why Bitcoin will fail unless it solves the problems he needs solved so he can orange-pill liberal chicks, released whenever he decides.

Some people ask me, Shinobi, why do you drink? The answer is simple. I have to deal with all the absolutely retarded Bitcoiners on a daily basis. So, I decided, if I have to deal with all you fucking morons, then you have to deal with me on my terms. Welcome to Cooking with Shinobi. Cooking with Shinobi is just me cooking whatever the fuck I want, drinking whatever the fuck I want, and talking about whatever the fuck I want, whether you like it or not. So sit back, pour yourself a tall glass of Macallan meat, and sip along as I cook some delicious sukiyaki or a succulent shabu shabu, and tell you why bitcoin will absolutely fucking fail if it doesn’t solve the problems I need for it to solve so I can orange pill liberal chicks. You can check out Cooking with Shinobi wherever I decide to release the episodes, whenever I decide to to release the episodes. You won’t wanna miss it.

White Goy Summer Headwinds | Bugle Weekly Episode 112 · 2026-06-08 · at 0:00

Advertising: Shinobi’s cooking-and-drinking show, released wherever and whenever he decides

Show promo in which Shinobi cooks sukiyaki, drinks Macallan neat, and explains why Bitcoin will fail unless it lets him orange pill liberal chicks — ‘you won’t wanna miss it.’

Some people ask me, Shinobi, why do you drink? The answer is simple. I have to deal with all the absolutely retarded bitcoiners on a daily basis. So, I decided if I have to deal with all you fucking morons, then you have to deal with me on my terms. Welcome to Cooking with Shinobi. Cooking with Shinobi is just me cooking whatever the fuck I want, drinking whatever the fuck I want, and talking about whatever the fuck I want, whether you like it or not. So sit back, pour yourself a tall glass of Macallan meat, and sip along as I cook some delicious sukiyaki or a succulent shabu shabu, and tell you why Bitcoin will absolutely fucking fail if it doesn’t solve the problems I need for it to solve so I can orange pill liberal chicks. You can check out Cooking with Shinobi wherever I decide to release the episodes, whenever I decide to release the episodes. You won’t wanna miss it.