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We're just here to report the news

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

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    +title: "We're just here to report the news"
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2024-07-12
    +tweetId: "1811860150418047237"
    +sources:
    +  - raw/tweets/1811860150418047237.json
    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1811860150418047237"
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    +**We're just here to report the news**
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    +> Quoting @MartyBent: The only thing left to do is laugh at the absurdity of it all.
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*