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They're coming. As soon as you receive this text, the clock starts ticking ⏰ Your goal is to get them to li…

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

  1. bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b
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    +title: "They're coming. As soon as you receive this text, the clock starts ticking ⏰ Your goal is to get them to li…"
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2024-11-15
    +image: /tweets/1857483781038346348-0.jpg
    +tweetId: "1857483781038346348"
    +sources:
    +  - raw/tweets/1857483781038346348.json
    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1857483781038346348"
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    +![](/tweets/1857483781038346348-0.jpg)
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    +**They're coming. As soon as you receive this text, the clock starts ticking ⏰ Your goal is to get them to listen to 40 hours of Bitcoin podcasts BEFORE the bull market ends, and they lose interest, or God forbid—they start shitcoining.**
    +
    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*