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They want you hooked on Zyn so you never have a reason to go outside, get some sun, touch grass, or think f…

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bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b

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+title: "They want you hooked on Zyn so you never have a reason to go outside, get some sun, touch grass, or think f…"
+type: wire
+status: seeded
+date: 2024-09-13
+tweetId: "1834650469517738103"
+sources:
+  - raw/tweets/1834650469517738103.json
+  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1834650469517738103"
+---
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+**They want you hooked on Zyn so you never have a reason to go outside, get some sun, touch grass, or think for yourself. They want you sitting inside your pod watching the news ordering more Zyn on Amazon**
+
+> Quoting @bronzeageshawty: Zyn is a psyop from Big Tech to keep the software engineers from going outside to take a cigarette break. Pop a Zyn in at the desk while coding. Never leave the pod. Why go outside? Bottom line improved. Productivity up 57%. Fight back against the system. Smoke cigarettes
+
+> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*