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The world is gay and unfunny. If your news isn't gay and unfunny, it's not the news. It's a commercial. The…

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  1. bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b
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    +title: "The world is gay and unfunny. If your news isn't gay and unfunny, it's not the news. It's a commercial. The…"
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2025-12-15
    +tweetId: "2000355922762485765"
    +sources:
    +  - raw/tweets/2000355922762485765.json
    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2000355922762485765"
    +---
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    +**The world is gay and unfunny. If your news isn't gay and unfunny, it's not the news. It's a commercial. The Bugle is proud of its reputation and track record for real journalism, but don't just take it from us!**
    +
    +> Quoting @rektsorekt: @1914ad @bitcoin_bugle Bugle has been gay and unfunny ever since I've been aware of it. Good unfollow
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*