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Stop buying elections and start buying Bitcoin 🎯

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

  1. bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b
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    +title: Stop buying elections and start buying Bitcoin 🎯
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2025-03-26
    +tweetId: "1904706525127377149"
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    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1904706525127377149"
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    +**Stop buying elections and start buying Bitcoin 🎯**
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    +> Quoting @DetroitMatthewD: Hot take: People buying bots for maxi madness @bitcoin_bugle are suppressing the Bitcoin price. That $ should be going into buying orange coins. Price will remain suppressed until this contest is over.
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*