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Some suitcoiners get their shoes shined before a board meeting, others get a Brazilian wax before a podcast…

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-11 · last edited 2026-08-11 · 1 by Henry

  1. Henry 2026-08-11 The cloud routine was never blocked; correct the runbook (#7) 84e69ed
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    +title: "Some suitcoiners get their shoes shined before a board meeting, others get a Brazilian wax before a podcast…"
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2026-05-03
    +image: /tweets/2050987993775620556-0.jpg
    +tweetId: "2050987993775620556"
    +sources:
    +  - raw/tweets/2050987993775620556.json
    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2050987993775620556"
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    +![](/tweets/2050987993775620556-0.jpg)
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    +![](/tweets/2050987993775620556-1.jpg)
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    +**Some suitcoiners get their shoes shined before a board meeting, others get a Brazilian wax before a podcast. What tips do you have for suitcoiners to stay looking professional this summer?**
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*