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So we made a killing in cigarette sales at the conference. Enough to afford a hot white jeep driving sorori…

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

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    +title: So we made a killing in cigarette sales at the conference. Enough to afford a hot white jeep driving sorori…
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2024-07-28
    +tweetId: "1817456536727310679"
    +sources:
    +  - raw/tweets/1817456536727310679.json
    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1817456536727310679"
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    +**So we made a killing in cigarette sales at the conference. Enough to afford a hot white jeep driving sorority girl as a producer. Doing some interviews. Might take a week off to train her in her role once we pick her. Will keep you posted on this. Stay tuned.**
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*