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New FDA Study: Stacking Bitcoin Makes Your Penis Smaller

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

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    +title: "New FDA Study: Stacking Bitcoin Makes Your Penis Smaller"
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2023-05-10
    +tweetId: "1656295470870716416"
    +sources:
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    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1656295470870716416"
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    +**New FDA Study: Stacking Bitcoin Makes Your Penis Smaller**
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*