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Marco Rubio finding out he's the new cobbler for @nakamoto

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

  1. bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b
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    +title: "Marco Rubio finding out he's the new cobbler for @nakamoto"
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2026-01-23
    +image: /tweets/2014831570306097566-0.jpg
    +tweetId: "2014831570306097566"
    +sources:
    +  - raw/tweets/2014831570306097566.json
    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2014831570306097566"
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    +![](/tweets/2014831570306097566-0.jpg)
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    +**Marco Rubio finding out he's the new cobbler for @nakamoto**
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*