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1. bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b
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   +title: "JUST IN: 🍞 Toaster futures explode, up 67% after @ICOffenderII🍌 promises to buy everyone who votes for hi…"
   +type: wire
   +status: seeded
   +date: 2026-03-25
   +tweetId: "2036929666510897295"
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   +  - raw/tweets/2036929666510897295.json
   +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2036929666510897295"
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   +**JUST IN: 🍞 Toaster futures explode, up 67% after @ICOffenderII🍌 promises to buy everyone who votes for him in #MaxiMadness🏀 a toaster**
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   +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*