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JUST IN: Jack Mallers debanked by @jpmorgan for having a broccoli haircut 🥦

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1. bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b
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   +title: "JUST IN: Jack Mallers debanked by @jpmorgan for having a broccoli haircut 🥦"
   +type: wire
   +status: seeded
   +date: 2025-11-24
   +image: /tweets/1993030703236497857-0.jpg
   +tweetId: "1993030703236497857"
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   +  - raw/tweets/1993030703236497857.json
   +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1993030703236497857"
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   +![](/tweets/1993030703236497857-0.jpg)
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   +**JUST IN: Jack Mallers debanked by @jpmorgan for having a broccoli haircut 🥦**
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   +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*