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Joe Nakamoto is stranded in the Strait of Hormuz unable to cross because he can't get lightning to work to…

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bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b

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+title: "Joe Nakamoto is stranded in the Strait of Hormuz unable to cross because he can't get lightning to work to…"
+type: wire
+status: seeded
+date: 2026-04-10
+image: /tweets/2042425304451322106-0.jpg
+tweetId: "2042425304451322106"
+sources:
+  - raw/tweets/2042425304451322106.json
+  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2042425304451322106"
+---
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+![](/tweets/2042425304451322106-0.jpg)
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+**Joe Nakamoto is stranded in the Strait of Hormuz unable to cross because he can't get lightning to work to pay toll**
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+> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*