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If you want to be able to afford to pay taxes, you better buy Bitcoin

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

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    +title: "If you want to be able to afford to pay taxes, you better buy Bitcoin"
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2024-08-21
    +tweetId: "1826068115291345377"
    +sources:
    +  - raw/tweets/1826068115291345377.json
    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1826068115291345377"
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    +**If you want to be able to afford to pay taxes, you better buy Bitcoin**
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    +> Quoting @netcapgirl: just to clarify, in order for the unrealized capital gains tax to affect you, you have to have investments that have gone up in value
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*