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If you don’t start your kids on cigarettes and creatine before they start school then you shouldn’t have kids

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+title: If you don’t start your kids on cigarettes and creatine before they start school then you shouldn’t have kids
+type: wire
+status: seeded
+date: 2025-04-20
+tweetId: "1914079319145472317"
+sources:
+  - raw/tweets/1914079319145472317.json
+  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1914079319145472317"
+---
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+**If you don’t start your kids on cigarettes and creatine before they start school then you shouldn’t have kids**
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+> Quoting @DrJackKruse: Never.
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+> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*