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Finding the right Bitcoin Only KYC company to simp for is harder than ever. Eventually, they all embarrass…

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+title: "Finding the right Bitcoin Only KYC company to simp for is harder than ever. Eventually, they all embarrass…"
+type: wire
+status: seeded
+date: 2025-02-28
+image: /tweets/1895586041698140650-0.jpg
+tweetId: "1895586041698140650"
+sources:
+  - raw/tweets/1895586041698140650.json
+  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1895586041698140650"
+---
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+![](/tweets/1895586041698140650-0.jpg)
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+**Finding the right Bitcoin Only KYC company to simp for is harder than ever. Eventually, they all embarrass their simps by becoming embroiled in scandal. Informed consent before choosing the right brand to simp for is crucial. That's why we made this chart for aspiring simps.**
+
+> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*