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Communism is one of the few ideologies where you don't have to buy a girlfriend and the government just ass…

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+title: "Communism is one of the few ideologies where you don't have to buy a girlfriend and the government just ass…"
+type: wire
+status: seeded
+date: 2024-05-23
+tweetId: "1793633991746310432"
+sources:
+  - raw/tweets/1793633991746310432.json
+  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1793633991746310432"
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+**Communism is one of the few ideologies where you don't have to buy a girlfriend and the government just assigns you one. Rationing girlfriends makes sure there is equal distribution and enough to go around. Capitalism requires the purchasing of girlfriends.**
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+> Quoting @mshodl: Guys, when they said everyone was getting girlfriends, they didn’t mean you had to start buying them
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+> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*