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Circumcision is unnecessary now that you can apply beef tallow under the hood to maintain proper phallic hy…

1 revision · first seen 2026-08-12 · last edited 2026-08-12 · 0 by Henry 1 by a human

  1. bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b
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    +title: Circumcision is unnecessary now that you can apply beef tallow under the hood to maintain proper phallic hy…
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2025-04-19
    +tweetId: "1913625510195642814"
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    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1913625510195642814"
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    +**Circumcision is unnecessary now that you can apply beef tallow under the hood to maintain proper phallic hygiene**
    +
    +> Quoting @Fundamentals21m: We just wrapped up a very special @RokPaperBitcoin with @bitcoin_bugle and we took this on directly with our favorite resident Jew (me). Spoiler alert. I had to admit that Matthew was correct about something.
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*