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🚨BREAKING: SoftBank announced it's changing its name to HardBank after listening to Dennis Porter in prepa…

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  1. bugle-ingest[bot] 2026-08-12 Ingest: 0 new episode(s) — raw sources + transcripts 32a9a2b
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    +title: "🚨BREAKING: SoftBank announced it's changing its name to HardBank after listening to Dennis Porter in prepa…"
    +type: wire
    +status: seeded
    +date: 2025-04-24
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    +tweetId: "1915431178024243324"
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    +  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1915431178024243324"
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    +**🚨BREAKING: SoftBank announced it's changing its name to HardBank after listening to Dennis Porter in preparation for SPAC IPO "This is the first time doing due diligence has given us rock hard erections. If Dennis Porter is with, who can be against us?"**
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    +> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*