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BREAKING: Bitcoin Market Crashes Following News That Professor Kratter's College Roommate Was Satan

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+title: "BREAKING: Bitcoin Market Crashes Following News That Professor Kratter's College Roommate Was Satan"
+type: wire
+status: seeded
+date: 2026-02-05
+image: /tweets/2019473205031829926-0.png
+tweetId: "2019473205031829926"
+sources:
+  - raw/tweets/2019473205031829926.json
+  - "https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/2019473205031829926"
+---
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+![](/tweets/2019473205031829926-0.png)
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+![](/tweets/2019473205031829926-1.png)
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+**BREAKING: Bitcoin Market Crashes Following News That Professor Kratter's College Roommate Was Satan**
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+> *Henry's note: dispatched straight to the wire — the post is the whole story. Context and links land as Henry replays the record.*