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    +title: The Samourai Wallet Saga
    +type: storyline
    +status: confirmed
    +kind: saga
    +span: 2024-04 to 2026-02
    +aliases: [samurai, "the samurai guys", "the samurai devs", CMRI, Free Samourai, "#FreeSamourai", "samurai defense fund"]
    +related:
    +  - bitcoin-2025-vegas
    +  - samourai-vs-wasabi
    +  - fincen-kyc-surveillance
    +  - feds-in-bitcoin
    +  - church-of-compliance
    +  - pleb-persecution
    +sources:
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    +  - raw/episodes/ungovernable-non-compliance-with-the-ungovernable-misfits-bugle-weekly-episode-7/bundle.json
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    +  - raw/episodes/this-is-fine-bugle-weekly-episode-20/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/the-economy-is-still-fine-bugle-weekly-episode-21/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/intellectual-silk-road-101-bugle-weekly-episode-22/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/decentralizing-compliance-with-steven-lubka-bugle-weekly-episode-24/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/outrunning-hypersonic-missiles-bugle-weekly-episode-26/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/selection-special-part-1-bugle-weekly-episode-32/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/selection-special-part-2-bugle-weekly-episode-33/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/dont-stop-your-enemy-from-pumping-your-bags-bugle-weekly-episode-36/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/thanksgiving-victory-lap-bugle-weekly-episode-37/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/onwards-and-upwards-bugle-weekly-episode-41/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/2024-recap-bugle-weekly-episode-42/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/build-back-better-with-mike-behind-the-podcast-episode-7/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/fixing-the-cias-incentives-with-frank-corva-behind-the-podcast-episode-9/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/the-revolution-wont-have-good-ux-bugle-weekly-episode-50/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/node-rape-run-rampant-bugle-weekly-episode-58/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/clowns-against-knotzis-behind-the-podcast-episode-16/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/spamming-vegas-livestream-with-fundamentals-and-erin-redwing/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/pressure-creates-good-ux-with-evan-kaloudis-btp-episode-18/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/reflections-from-the-frontier-bugle-weekly-episode-83-part-2/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/predicting-bitcoins-future-with-paul-sports-btp-episode-27/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/telling-compelling-stories-with-avi-burra-intellectual-silk-road-episode-3/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/pioneers-prepare-for-christmas-bugle-weekly-episode-89/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/the-quantum-quarrel-has-commenced-bugle-weekly-episode-90/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/year-in-review-bugle-weekly-episode-91/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/a-cold-rowdy-winter-bugle-weekly-episode-94/bundle.json
    +  - raw/episodes/the-truth-has-consequences-bugle-weekly-episode-95/bundle.json
    +---
    +
    +The Samourai Wallet Saga is the Bugleverse's longest-running cause and its only
    +unhappy one. It begins in April 2024 with the arrest of the wallet's developers
    +for laundering money for the CIA, and ends — so far — with one of them reporting
    +to prison for five years while the show that tithed to his defense fund for
    +eighteen months admits it accomplished nothing. Every other Bugle storyline is a
    +bit. This one keeps failing to be.
    +
    +The arc supplies the show its central inversion (the government is the
    +noncompliant party), its standing financial obligation (ten percent of every
    +boost), its first live event, and eventually its sharpest self-indictment. The
    +ASR renders the wallet as "samurai" almost without exception; it is "CMRI" once.[^asr-cmri]
    +
    +**Who's in it:** [[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]] · [[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] · [[characters/zack-shapiro|Zack Shapiro]] · [[characters/frank-corva|Frank Corva]] · Jeremy Poley · [[characters/evan-kaloudis|Evan Kaloudis]] · [[characters/paul-sports|Paul Sports]] · [[characters/heavily-armed-clown|Heavily Armed Clown]] · [[characters/kailey-welch|Kailey Welch]] · Keonne Rodriguez · [[characters/david-zell|David Zell]] · [[characters/donald-trump|Donald Trump]] · the CIA
    +
    +**Related:** [[storylines/church-of-compliance]] · [[storylines/samourai-vs-wasabi]] · [[storylines/bitcoin-2025-vegas]] · [[storylines/feds-in-bitcoin]] · [[storylines/pleb-persecution]] · [[storylines/fincen-kyc-surveillance]]
    +
    +## The arrests, and the inversion they produced (2024)
    +
    +The Bugle's first recorded response to the arrests is not outrage but
    +professional diagnosis. [[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] concludes that legal
    +jeopardy is survivable only if you have a podcast or a conference to rally
    +defenders, and that Samourai's error was never throwing one: "one of their
    +mistakes was not having a conference."[^ep6-conference]
    +
    +The doctrine that carries the rest of the saga is stated in the same episode by
    +[[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]], who proposes reading it to the
    +Samourai jury: "one, that it should be legal to launder money for the CIA and a
    +democracy,"[^ep6-poem] — a line the outro announcer then repeats verbatim as an
    +official Bugle position. A week later Greaser attributes it to his absent
    +co-host as settled canon: "you know, Rod Palmer talked about how it shouldn't be
    +illegal to launder money for the CIA in a democracy,"[^ep7-doctrine]
    +
    +From this the show derives its inversion. The arrests are cited as proof that the
    +state is the noncompliant party: the Samourai devs were "arrested for laundering
    +money for the CIA,"[^ep8-noncompliant] while the agencies do it unprosecuted.
    +[[characters/jon-ungovernable|Jon]] supplies the supporting statistic — "the
    +unspent whirlpool capacity of the CIA"[^ep7-whirlpool] — which Greaser accepts as
    +sourced reporting. The inversion becomes a labour action, the compliance strike:
    +"We're we're on strike. This is a compliance strike, and we're we're not we're
    +not gonna comply until, you know, either the state changes the rules where they
    +continue"[^ep7-strike] Rod later extends the metaphor to wallet software itself,
    +recasting Wasabi's exit and return as strikebreaking: "So Wasabi was joining the
    +compliance strike. CIA"[^ep11-wasabi]
    +
    +The arrests also cost the Bugle a revenue plan. Greaser reveals the show had been
    +working out how to KYC its own listeners and issue boosters 1099s, and abandoned
    +it only when the arrests proved compliance bought nothing: "Well, we were we were
    +trying to figure out how to KYC our listeners"[^ep7-kyc] The formulation that
    +follows is [[storylines/church-of-compliance|the Church of Compliance]]'s
    +foundational grievance — "the reality is that we're watching compliant people get
    +prosecuted by a non compliant government."[^ep19-inversion]
    +
    +One 2024 beat is filed here on the coinjoin framing alone: Rod's reading of
    +Trump's 34 felony counts as a privacy prosecution, on the theory that the hush
    +money was a coinjoin — "He was trying to do a coin join to make his transaction
    +extra private."[^ep11-trump] The public, he reasons, doesn't understand coinjoins
    +but does understand hush money.
    +
    +## The tithe
    +
    +On 30 July 2024 the show commits ten percent of all boosts to the Samourai
    +defense — and asks listeners to boost harder rather than donate directly: "you
    +can just boost us more because 10% of us, ours is going to theirs."[^ep19-tithe]
    +The recipient is never cleanly transcribed in that episode; it resolves to
    +Samourai from the description of the beneficiaries as the people "protecting
    +democracy" and from the show notes' p2prights.org link.[^ep19-tithe]
    +
    +The pledge then recurs, with figures, for the rest of the year: ten percent of a
    +215,000-sat week;[^ep20-tithe] 18,200 sats;[^ep21-tithe] a restatement over the
    +sign-off "credentialed journalists and open source memeers";[^ep22-tithe] a wish
    +that p2prights.org accepted donations to "the samurai cigarette fund" because
    +"those guys are stressed out and could use a ton of cigarettes right
    +now";[^ep24-cigarettes] 45,000 sats sent on air;[^ep26-45k] and a framing of the
    +whole obligation as "the tithe of the journalist," admitted in the same breath as
    +the boosts being down.[^ep32-tithe]
    +
    +[[characters/kailey-welch|Kailey]]'s outro to episode 20 states the relationship
    +in one line: "We are the cypherpunks covering news, but the samurai devs and
    +others like them are the cypherpunks making the news."[^ep20-outro] The same cue
    +resolves the show's tension — the Bugle is noncompliant, the prosecuted devs were
    +compliant, and deserve to be free.
    +
    +By the 2024 recap the hosts total roughly half a million sats donated over the
    +year, and Rod states the editorial position without a joke attached: "it
    +shouldn't be illegal to launder money in a democracy. And we're that's just
    +something we stand for."[^ep42-position] The money went through p2prights.org,
    +run by the Bitcoin Policy Institute — which the outro to episode 41 thanks while
    +disowning: the Bugle donates "even though I disagree with a lot of their
    +tactics."[^ep41-thanks] Greaser blames the same outfit for never setting up a
    +Fountain account for payment splits,[^ep42-position] and pins the
    +strategic-reserve paternity fight that consumed the movement's attention on
    +[[characters/david-bailey|David Bailey]] personally: "Yeah. I would I would pin
    +all of that on David Bailey. It's all his fault."[^ep42-bailey]
    +
    +Two escape hatches are floated. [[characters/dennis-porter|Dennis Porter]] in the
    +presidency, on the theory that selecting Bitcoin podcast listeners lets you pardon
    +Bitcoiners faster than the state jails them: "when Dennis Porter's selected, you
    +know, he'll he'll finally be able to let the the samurai guys off the
    +hook,"[^ep36-porter] And the courts — the show logs the Tornado Cash ruling as its
    +only straight news item of the week, "the tornado cache prosecution was
    +illegal."[^ep37-tornado]
    +
    +Meanwhile the fork goes underground. The BTC Sessions video on Ashigaru is
    +reported unsearchable: "the the fork of samurai, was it Ashigaru? It was it was
    +suppressed. You can't search for it on YouTube now."[^ep33-ashigaru] Rod's answer
    +is a defiance litany — Wallet of Satoshi after its US ban, mixing with Samourai,
    +"for coin mixing. Now it's Ashigaru."[^btp7-ashigaru]
    +
    +## Dissenting readings
    +
    +The saga is not unanimous, and the show platforms its dissenters.
    +
    +[[characters/frank-corva|Frank Corva]], who covers the case, reports lecturing the
    +defendants outside the courtroom: "I tried to stress to them the importance of
    +compliance. You know, they made a mistake,"[^btp9-corva] He continues that the
    +devs now understand "that it's not that big a deal for people to be identified on
    +the blockchain" and that "Bitcoin didn't really need to be mixed."[^btp9-corva]
    +
    +[[characters/heavily-armed-clown|Heavily Armed Clown]] separates the defendants
    +from the design. He does not want them "suffering in prison for just writing
    +software," but says he called the architecture from the start: "when when I first,
    +like, started learning about samurai, like, back when it was first becoming a
    +thing, I looked at that and said, that's a honeypot."[^btp16-honeypot] The
    +mechanism is the default — "just connect to our coordinator and give us your
    +XPUB."
    +
    +And the fundraiser's own money is contested. When ten31's sponsorship of the
    +Samourai fundraiser comes up, Greaser turns it into an
    +[[characters/matt-odell|Odell]] defense — "anybody that's being critical of Matt
    +Odell needs to chill"[^ep-ten31] — and Rod answers with the show's stock rebuttal
    +("Shut up. He's not grumpy.").
    +
    +## Satirize the System (May 2025)
    +
    +The saga's high-water mark is an event. Rod announces the Bugle's first live show
    +— "First live event, Saturize"[^ep58-announce] — on Fremont Street, with celebrity
    +deathmatch midget wrestling, non-KYC arcade games, a cigarette balcony, and a
    +Samourai Defense Fund fundraiser. Jeremy Poley lays out mechanics that hide the
    +donation inside the fun: Zeus-sponsored trivia in a wrestling ring, "we are doing
    +a trivia contest, that is, sponsored by the good people over at Zeus
    +Wallet,"[^stts-trivia] with $5 of every ticket and all raffle money routed to the
    +fund. His reasoning: it is hard to get people to donate, but someone already in
    +Vegas "has already kinda committed."[^stts-trivia]
    +
    +The [[episodes/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the|companion episode]]
    +is the wiki's densest single source on the case. [[characters/zack-shapiro|Zack
    +Shapiro]] gives the canonical statement of the charges — "The first is conspiracy
    +to commit money laundering, which really is saying the quiet part out loud. That
    +is what they're being charged with."[^stts-charges] — noting that the second
    +count, unlicensed money transmission, has "a Kafka's quality of you didn't get a
    +license with someone who wasn't gonna give you a license." And he gives the
    +saga's sharpest line, on why a prosecution needs a defendant at all when there is
    +no bank to blame: "It's really more of a a a gentle offering to
    +Moloch."[^stts-moloch]
    +
    +The rest of the episode is the Bugle taking the case apart from every angle it
    +has. Greaser argues Bitcoin's real innovation is that it "lowers the price of
    +money laundering and it democratizes it," where previously you needed to be
    +"incredibly wealthy, you need to use the banking system, you need to be able to
    +afford a lot of Jewish accountants."[^stts-democratize] Zack's entire reply: "I
    +mean, we'll see where fees go." When Greaser pitches P2P Rights as a way to help
    +Bitcoiners afford Jewish lawyers, Zack takes the bit onto himself rather than
    +deflect: "the only Jewish lawyer, deeply involved so far is is myself, and and
    +I've not seen a dime. So, really, I played myself on this one."[^stts-zack-bit]
    +
    +The judge draws the show's standard epistemic move. Frank floats that the
    +Samourai judge is the Epstein judge; Zack half-confirms and notes the courthouse
    +"is attached to the jail where Epstein definitely killed
    +himself."[^stts-epstein] Rod closes it: "Let's just assume that's all a
    +coincidence because we have no we can only speculate." It becomes his shorthand
    +for the venue thereafter — "we're giving it to an Epstein judge more or less."
    +
    +Rod folds the show's [[memes/40hpw|40HPW]] doctrine into the Sixth Amendment —
    +"Peer to peer that is the jury of your peers somebody who doesn't listen to
    +Bitcoin podcast"[^stts-jury] — and turns the compliance doctrine on its
    +persecutors: "we're out. We're compliant so hard. The government's noncompliant.
    +How are we to have a peer to peer"[^stts-comply] Greaser offers exactly two
    +solutions to the boomer-judge problem, funding P2P Rights or petitioning
    +[[characters/anthony-fauci|Fauci]]: "we need to petition Fauci to create another
    +virus to kill all these boomer judges."[^stts-fauci] He grudgingly endorses the
    +fund.
    +
    +The strategy is named outright, and it is not posting: "We're following the
    +Scientologist playbook."[^stts-scientology] Fund lawyers, muddle the law, outlast
    +them.
    +
    +Two beats explain why nobody else is doing this. Greaser's reason for carrying the
    +fundraiser at all is that [[sponsors/podkoff|PodKoff]] won't, because "there's not
    +a ton of engagement in supporting these guys" — "The reason why I support them
    +we're doing this is because Podkoff isn't."[^stts-podkoff] Rod's is
    +aesthetic: the industry would rather be at parties with
    +[[characters/cynthia-lummis|Cynthia Lummis]] and Trump's adult sons, and is
    +ashamed of Samourai because the devs "are some of the biggest orange cells, on
    +Twitter,"[^stts-orangecels] — [[memes/orangecels|orangecels]], per the ASR. His
    +verdict is that Samourai has been better for Bitcoin than any senator.
    +
    +Which produces the saga's most cynical finding: the panel works out that Samourai
    +got a defense fund and Wasabi would not have, because "free samurai" is a shirt
    +that sells out in an hour and "Free wasabi sounds like something that a Japanese
    +guy yells before he climaxes."[^stts-wasabi] Meme quality, not merit, determines
    +who gets rescued. Greaser draws the lesson explicitly: brand yourself now, so
    +it's easier to raise money when you're jailed later.
    +
    +Poley frames the whole thing as a rerun — the Crypto Wars, "the state versus
    +Zimmerman two point o. That's kind of like what what the samurai case
    +is."[^stts-cryptowars] Zimmermann won once the media understood that code is
    +speech; Bitcoin is too hard to understand for that to happen again. And the
    +code-is-speech defense has a Bitcoiner arguing against it: "And then you have
    +mechanic out there, stomping all over the idea that Bitcoin is is, is
    +speech."[^stts-mechanic] Rod thanks God the man's accent discredits him.
    +
    +The event is plugged live from Vegas as a benefit — "It could be midget wrestling,
    +some good panels. It's gonna help go to help the samurai devs."[^vegas-plug] Rod
    +adds: "before the feds got them."
    +
    +Afterward, [[characters/evan-kaloudis|Evan Kaloudis]] recalls that Zeus and the
    +Bugle ran the event to support Samourai and got called slurs for it anyway: "And
    +we and we did an event with you guys to help support samurai, but, you know, fully
    +expecting them to come out and say, oh, yeah. Thanks."[^btp18-scoundrels] His
    +maxim: "that's what happens when you defend liberty, you defend scoundrels. It's
    +okay."
    +
    +## Sentencing (late 2025)
    +
    +The sentencing arrives buried. Greaser makes it the proof case for the slop
    +thesis — the only story that matters, covered up "by all the slop, by the the
    +bullish news of, nothing burgers, of Fidelity"[^ep83-slop] — while
    +[[characters/rod-palmer|Rod]] inventories the counter-programming and observes
    +that "nobody's talking about the cypherpunks who write code… they are getting
    +locked away for five years."
    +
    +The pardon optimism resolves into a price list: "if you donate enough to their
    +campaign, they they might pardon you,"[^ep83-pardon] applied directly to the case
    +— Keonne Rodriguez might get off a year early if he or his representatives donate
    +enough. The Jewish-lawyers bit returns as post-mortem legal analysis:
    +"unfortunately, the samurai lawyers were not Jewish, and and that was very
    +concerning to me"[^ep83-lawyers] — with [[characters/philmore-katz|Philmore Katz]]
    +named as the counsel they should have retained. And Greaser restates the founding
    +mission as a callback: "the Beagle Weekly podcast when we first started it that
    +all we really want to see is equality under the law"[^ep83-equality] — if it's
    +legal for the agencies to launder money, it should be legal for everyone.
    +
    +[[characters/paul-sports|Paul Sports]] supplies both the challenge and the one
    +piece of evidence that the Bugleverse ever moved a real event. He turns his own
    +profile-name-activism critique onto the hashtag — "I hope, though. I hope those
    +same people feel the realize the same thing about,"[^btp27-challenge] #FreeSamourai
    +— and asks whether anyone is actually getting anything out of it. Then he credits a
    +Bugle promo video with dragging him and multiple rich friends to the fundraiser:
    +"there'll be, like, people in tuxedos who kinda vaguely look like Michael Sailor.
    +And then it was like, oh, but then we're gonna have midget
    +wrestling."[^btp27-video] The hat was never passed, which is what pushed him to
    +build a prize-model fundraiser of his own — too late.
    +
    +Greaser's final reading of the prosecution is that the crime was making privacy
    +profitable: "I think one one of the things that's really destructive about the
    +samurai case"[^isr3-profitable] is the lesson that whoever can't sell a product
    +can't buy a booth, a keynote or a podcast sponsorship, and therefore can't
    +influence a narrative. [[characters/avi-burrah|Avi Burrah]] offers the in-between
    +path — grant-funded commons, patrons as "the Jack Dorsey's of the world and and
    +the others, modern day Medici, if you will,"[^isr3-medici] — and Greaser breaks it
    +immediately: [[characters/jack-dorsey|Dorsey]]'s companies all face regulation, so
    +the patron is a boot waiting to land. Avi concedes he is "a massive single point
    +of failure."
    +
    +Then the news itself: "the samurai devs, Keon Rodriguez, is headed to headed to
    +prison to serve his five year prison sentence."[^ep90-prison] Monday, unless Trump
    +pardons him. Trump did not; he pardoned Jelly Roll instead — "The plebs are
    +begging Donald Trump to pardon him. Donald Trump pardoned jelly roll"[^ep90-jellyroll]
    +The year-in-review lists it among the Q4 casualties: "You got the samurai,
    +developers going to prison."[^ep91-roll]
    +
    +## The reckoning
    +
    +The saga's last two beats are the show turning on itself and its audience.
    +
    +Rod credits whistle-blowing Karens with doing more for their allies than
    +Bitcoiners ever did for the Samourai devs: "the Mozart Karens are doing more than
    +putting a hashtag freeze samurai in their Twitter profile."[^ep94-karens] Earlier
    +in the same episode he is blunter — if Bitcoiners had been outside the
    +courthouses, "maybe the samurai devs would be free right now." Yet the profile-bio
    +minimum is simultaneously canonized as the pleb's contribution, given a lineage
    +running through Free Ross: "The least you can do is add free samurai to your
    +Twitter profile."[^ep89-bio] The show cannot decide whether the hashtag is the
    +least you can do or the least you can do.
    +
    +The white pill, when it finally comes, is grim. Working through Bitcoiners
    +appearing in the Epstein files, Greaser notes that "Jeremy Rubin was talking to
    +Epstein and, you know, Michael Schaeylor wasn't cool enough to party with
    +Epstein"[^ep95-epstein] and lands it: the samurai guys are in jail because they
    +were actually doing something that mattered.
    +
    +## Disputed
    +
    +**The seeded page's source list was wrong, and its span was wrong.** The prior
    +revision of this page listed four episodes (19, 20, the Satirize the System
    +special, and 78) and gave the span as `2024-02 to 2025-09`. The beat index returns
    +63 beats across 33 episodes spanning 2024-04-29 to 2026-02-02 — coverage COMPLETE.
    +The saga opens at Bugle Weekly 6, not 19,[^ep6-conference] and its climax — the
    +developer reporting to prison — falls in December 2025,[^ep90-prison] three months
    +after the seeded span closes. Episode 78 ("Be A Good Example") produces no beats
    +for this storyline at all. The frontmatter here is corrected accordingly.
    +
    +The seeded lead also asserted a set of Bugle News events (agencies suing to redact
    +the client list, Seth For Privacy demanding KYC'd coinjoins, the "Bitties Out For
    +Privacy" campaign, a Saylor AI-art conspiracy) and claimed the donation link ran
    +in "roughly sixty episodes." None of that is supported by the beat index, which
    +covers episodes only. The claims are not necessarily false — they are simply
    +unevidenced here, and have been removed from the narrative rather than restated on
    +a breadth sweep's authority.
    +
    +**Was Wasabi a strikebreaker or just unmemeable?** Rod's 2024 reading is that
    +Wasabi struck against a noncompliant government until the CIA "somehow convinced
    +them to come back to the fold."[^ep11-wasabi] The 2025 panel's reading is that
    +Wasabi's absence from the defense-fund economy is purely a branding failure — "free
    +wasabi" doesn't meme.[^stts-wasabi] The show never reconciles these. See
    +[[storylines/samourai-vs-wasabi]].
    +
    +**Were the devs compliant?** The show's own position, stated in Kailey's
    +outro,[^ep20-outro] is that the prosecuted devs were compliant. Frank Corva, who
    +covers the case, told them to their faces that "they made a mistake."[^btp9-corva]
    +Heavily Armed Clown says the architecture was a honeypot from
    +day one.[^btp16-honeypot] All three are on the record; none is retracted.
    +
    +> irl: Samourai Wallet's founders were arrested in April 2024 and charged in the
    +> Southern District of New York. The Bugleverse's treatment of the case is satire;
    +> nothing on this page should be read as an account of the actual proceedings.
    +
    +## Notes
    +
    +Keonne Rodriguez (ASR: "Keon Rodriguez", "Kean Rodriguez") and Jeremy Poley have
    +no character pages yet and are named in plain text here rather than linked. Ditto
    +Bitcoin Mechanic, BTC Sessions, and the Bitcoin Policy Institute.
    +
    +[^asr-cmri]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-3774|Satirize the System @ 1:02:54]]. Rod at t=3805: "who's really been better for Bitcoin? It's definitely CMRI over a senator or a politician" — "CMRI" is ASR for Samourai.
    +[^ep6-conference]: [[transcripts/the-compliant-people-are-getting-involved-bugle-weekly-episode-6#t-659|Bugle Weekly 6 @ 10:59]]. ASR renders Samourai as "samurai" throughout.
    +[^ep6-poem]: [[transcripts/the-compliant-people-are-getting-involved-bugle-weekly-episode-6#t-1441|Bugle Weekly 6 @ 24:01]]. The outro announcer repeats the line verbatim at t=3909.
    +[^ep7-doctrine]: [[transcripts/ungovernable-non-compliance-with-the-ungovernable-misfits-bugle-weekly-episode-7#t-638|Bugle Weekly 7 @ 10:38]]. Rod Palmer does not appear in this episode; Greaser quotes him in the third person.
    +[^ep8-noncompliant]: [[transcripts/democracy-dies-in-darkness-with-party-bent-bugle-weekly-episode-8#t-669|Bugle Weekly 8 @ 11:09]]. No individual defendant is named.
    +[^ep7-whirlpool]: [[transcripts/ungovernable-non-compliance-with-the-ungovernable-misfits-bugle-weekly-episode-7#t-672|Bugle Weekly 7 @ 11:12]]. The figure is self-contradicting in the transcript ("about 15,000,000 Bitcoin. $15,000,000 worth of Bitcoin") — possibly ASR, possibly the joke.
    +[^ep7-strike]: [[transcripts/ungovernable-non-compliance-with-the-ungovernable-misfits-bugle-weekly-episode-7#t-747|Bugle Weekly 7 @ 12:27]]. Origin of the catchphrase; the Orange Mart boost at t=2723 renders the hashtag as "compliance straight".
    +[^ep11-wasabi]: [[transcripts/happy-compliance-month-bugle-weekly-episode-11#t-734|Bugle Weekly 11 @ 12:14]]. "Sabi" at t=731 is ASR for Wasabi.
    +[^ep7-kyc]: [[transcripts/ungovernable-non-compliance-with-the-ungovernable-misfits-bugle-weekly-episode-7#t-1264|Bugle Weekly 7 @ 21:04]]. The 1099 detail lands at t=1269–1273.
    +[^ep19-inversion]: [[transcripts/satoshi-would-be-proud-bugle-weekly-episode-19#t-1389|Bugle Weekly 19 @ 23:09]]. Quote spans t=1389–1396. He invokes "Ross Holbrook" at t=1437 — ASR for Ross Ulbricht.
    +[^ep11-trump]: [[transcripts/happy-compliance-month-bugle-weekly-episode-11#t-633|Bugle Weekly 11 @ 10:33]]. Greaser ties it to the Samourai devs at t=647: "he was using their product to send non KYC transactions."
    +[^ep19-tithe]: [[transcripts/satoshi-would-be-proud-bugle-weekly-episode-19#t-1296|Bugle Weekly 19 @ 21:36]]. The recipient is never cleanly transcribed — "Saint Ryan" at t=1169, "the debts"/"the dev" variants at t=1296 and t=1311. Resolved from Rod's description at t=1237 and the bundle's "Donate to the Samourai Defense Fund: p2prights.org".
    +[^ep20-tithe]: [[transcripts/this-is-fine-bugle-weekly-episode-20#t-906|Bugle Weekly 20 @ 15:06]]. Totals at t=897–899.
    +[^ep21-tithe]: [[transcripts/the-economy-is-still-fine-bugle-weekly-episode-21#t-3338|Bugle Weekly 21 @ 55:38]]. A booster echoes it at t=3712 with "Hashtag free samurai".
    +[^ep22-tithe]: [[transcripts/intellectual-silk-road-101-bugle-weekly-episode-22#t-4809|Bugle Weekly 22 @ 1:20:09]]. At t=4795 he names the ISR's purpose: "breaking the CIA's monopoly on memes".
    +[^ep24-cigarettes]: [[transcripts/decentralizing-compliance-with-steven-lubka-bugle-weekly-episode-24#t-3869|Bugle Weekly 24 @ 1:04:29]]. The cigarette-fund wish is at t=4374.
    +[^ep26-45k]: [[transcripts/outrunning-hypersonic-missiles-bugle-weekly-episode-26#t-2267|Bugle Weekly 26 @ 37:47]]. ASR "sets" for "sats". He pledges another 1,500 sats at t=4754.
    +[^ep32-tithe]: [[transcripts/selection-special-part-1-bugle-weekly-episode-32#t-3149|Bugle Weekly 32 @ 52:29]]. The tithe framing is at t=3168; boosts are down per t=3140.
    +[^ep20-outro]: [[transcripts/this-is-fine-bugle-weekly-episode-20#t-4494|Bugle Weekly 20 @ 1:14:54]]. The same cue opens: "While the bugle is non compliant, the devs getting prosecuted were compliant and deserve to be free."
    +[^ep42-position]: [[transcripts/2024-recap-bugle-weekly-episode-42#t-2471|Bugle Weekly 42 @ 41:11]]. Quote spans t=2471/2474/2475. The half-million estimate is at t=2446; the BPI/Fountain-splits complaint at t=2483.
    +[^ep41-thanks]: [[transcripts/onwards-and-upwards-bugle-weekly-episode-41#t-3623|Bugle Weekly 41 @ 1:00:23]]. Quote spans t=3620–3626. The BPI credit and hedge at t=3630–3646.
    +[^ep42-bailey]: [[transcripts/2024-recap-bugle-weekly-episode-42#t-2538|Bugle Weekly 42 @ 42:18]]. Rod sets it up at t=2509; "EPI" is ASR for BPI.
    +[^ep36-porter]: [[transcripts/dont-stop-your-enemy-from-pumping-your-bags-bugle-weekly-episode-36#t-1618|Bugle Weekly 36 @ 26:58]]. "Selected", not elected — the show's standing word. Greaser's mechanism at t=1594.
    +[^ep37-tornado]: [[transcripts/thanksgiving-victory-lap-bugle-weekly-episode-37#t-1673|Bugle Weekly 37 @ 27:53]]. ASR "tornado cache" = Tornado Cash; quote spans t=1673 and t=1675. Medium confidence: no named person is attributed the ruling, and the Samourai filing rests on the episode's p2prights.org link.
    +[^ep33-ashigaru]: [[transcripts/selection-special-part-2-bugle-weekly-episode-33#t-2211|Bugle Weekly 33 @ 36:51]]. Medium confidence: "P2C sessions" (t=2200) is ASR for BTC Sessions, and the hosts appear to slide between BTC Sessions and Nico across these cues.
    +[^btp7-ashigaru]: [[transcripts/build-back-better-with-mike-behind-the-podcast-episode-7#t-4432|Behind The Podcast 7 @ 1:13:52]]. "Wall of the Satoshi" (t=4422) is ASR for Wallet of Satoshi. The litany runs t=4420–4435.
    +[^btp9-corva]: [[transcripts/fixing-the-cias-incentives-with-frank-corva-behind-the-podcast-episode-9#t-2873|Behind The Podcast 9 @ 47:53]]. Richard's question at t=2841. Frank names "Keon who's based out in Pennsylvania" at t=2854 — likely Keonne Rodriguez. The "didn't need to be mixed" material runs t=2920–2949.
    +[^btp16-honeypot]: [[transcripts/clowns-against-knotzis-behind-the-podcast-episode-16#t-4654|Behind the Podcast 16 @ 1:17:34]]. His disclaimer runs t=4608–4639; the XPUB mechanism at t=4702–4715; the JoinMarket contrast at t=4839–4857.
    +[^ep-ten31]: [[transcripts/scaling-with-paper-bitcoin-ft-21-media-evan-kaloudis-and-rob-hamilton#t-976|Scaling With Paper Bitcoin @ 16:16]]. Quote spans t=976/979. Setup at t=971. This is Odell; the Pledditor material at t=1010–1090 is a different person.
    +[^ep58-announce]: [[transcripts/node-rape-run-rampant-bugle-weekly-episode-58#t-2901|Bugle Weekly 58 @ 48:21]]. ASR "Saturize the System" for Satirize the System; the quote breaks at the cue boundary ("the System." is the next cue). Details at 48:24–49:55.
    +[^stts-trivia]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-3446|Satirize the System @ 57:26]]. Quote spans t=3446/3449/3450. Details t=3461–3494; his reasoning t=3508–3564.
    +[^stts-charges]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-772|Satirize the System @ 12:52]]. "Saying the quiet part out loud" is Frank's framing first, at t=741. The Kafka line runs to t=841.
    +[^stts-moloch]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-734|Satirize the System @ 12:14]]. Full argument t=693–741.
    +[^stts-democratize]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-1696|Satirize the System @ 28:16]]. Full run t=1662–1704. The "Jewish lawyers/accountants" formula is a standing Greaser bit — see t=1875, t=3702, t=4268 in the same episode.
    +[^stts-zack-bit]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-1901|Satirize the System @ 31:41]]. "Ernie" at the head of this cue is an ASR artifact, not a name. Greaser discloses he is himself a donor at t=1887–1898; his origin story for the fund (Nashville, "the Ronin Dojo guys", a cigarette with David Zell) is at t=1839–1854.
    +[^stts-epstein]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-1112|Satirize the System @ 18:32]]. Frank's question at t=1061–1074; his source at t=1086 is "actually Shinobi, to be honest, out of all people that did this research". Rod's first guess at t=1082 was Whitney Webb. Rod closes it at t=1119; the shorthand returns at t=2271.
    +[^stts-jury]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-2214|Satirize the System @ 36:54]]. Full run t=2204–2224.
    +[^stts-comply]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-2285|Satirize the System @ 38:05]]. Run t=2237–2303. "Adam Cimaca" at t=2270 is ASR for Adam Semeka. Punchline at t=2296.
    +[^stts-fauci]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-2658|Satirize the System @ 44:18]]. Quote spans t=2658/2660/2662. He lands it at t=2664. Answers Zack at t=1990: "federal judges are just really fucking old."
    +[^stts-scientology]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-3699|Satirize the System @ 1:01:39]]. Completed t=3702–3714. The moral premise at t=3674–3678 names "Justin Bachelor" — ASR for Justin Bechler.
    +[^stts-podkoff]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-3721|Satirize the System @ 1:02:01]]. Medium confidence: Greaser later says "PodCon" for what looks like the same body (t=5047, t=5060); whether the ASR renders one entity two ways is not resolvable from this episode.
    +[^stts-orangecels]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-3774|Satirize the System @ 1:02:54]]. "orange cells" / "orange sale" are ASR for "orangecels". Run t=3744–3811.
    +[^stts-wasabi]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-4233|Satirize the System @ 1:10:33]]. Greaser sets it up at t=4181–4198; Poley's "Nobody's gonna put free wasabi in their nostril profile" at t=4213 ("nostril" is ASR for Nostr); the lesson at t=4263.
    +[^stts-cryptowars]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-4309|Satirize the System @ 1:11:49]]. Medium confidence. Referents are Phil Zimmermann and Daniel Bernstein. Zack names it directly at t=594: "we are doing the, Crypto Wars two point o".
    +[^stts-mechanic]: [[transcripts/satarize-the-system-and-samourai-wallet-with-frank-corva-zack-shapiro-jeremy-poley-and-the#t-4367|Satirize the System @ 1:12:47]]. Medium confidence. Quote spans t=4367/4373/4377. "mechanic" is Bitcoin Mechanic, not Peter McCormack — Rod disambiguates at t=968–977. Rod's accent line at t=4391.
    +[^vegas-plug]: [[transcripts/spamming-vegas-livestream-with-fundamentals-and-erin-redwing#t-3499|Spamming Vegas Livestream @ 58:19]]. Rod adds "before the feds got them" at t=3507.
    +[^btp18-scoundrels]: [[transcripts/pressure-creates-good-ux-with-evan-kaloudis-btp-episode-18#t-2069|BTP 18 @ 34:29]]. Payoff at t=2083.
    +[^ep83-slop]: [[transcripts/reflections-from-the-frontier-bugle-weekly-episode-83-part-2#t-1056|Bugle Weekly 83 Part 2 @ 17:36]]. He names the story at t=1040; Rod's inventory and indictment run t=1069–1107.
    +[^ep83-pardon]: [[transcripts/reflections-from-the-frontier-bugle-weekly-episode-83-part-2#t-1130|Bugle Weekly 83 Part 2 @ 18:50]]. Applied to the case at t=1141; "Kean Rodriguez" is ASR for Keonne Rodriguez.
    +[^ep83-lawyers]: [[transcripts/reflections-from-the-frontier-bugle-weekly-episode-83-part-2#t-1192|Bugle Weekly 83 Part 2 @ 19:52]]. ASR "Zach Shapiro". The recommended counsel at t=1212–1226: "Fillmore Katz and Katz and, Colbury law firm" — "Fillmore Katz" is Philmore Katz.
    +[^ep83-equality]: [[transcripts/reflections-from-the-frontier-bugle-weekly-episode-83-part-2#t-1303|Bugle Weekly 83 Part 2 @ 21:43]]. ASR renders the show "Beagle Weekly". The symmetrical demand at t=1325.
    +[^btp27-challenge]: [[transcripts/predicting-bitcoins-future-with-paul-sports-btp-episode-27#t-7930|BTP 27 @ 2:12:10]]. The hashtag is the next cue (t=7934); the challenge at t=7936. Sports's answer runs to t=8270.
    +[^btp27-video]: [[transcripts/predicting-bitcoins-future-with-paul-sports-btp-episode-27#t-7971|BTP 27 @ 2:12:51]]. ASR "Michael Sailor" for Saylor. The credit at t=7977; "I dragged multiple extremely rich friends" at t=7985; the hat never passed at t=8010.
    +[^isr3-profitable]: [[transcripts/telling-compelling-stories-with-avi-burra-intellectual-silk-road-episode-3#t-3054|Intellectual Silk Road 3 @ 50:54]]. Silk Road is the paired example at t=3144–3160.
    +[^isr3-medici]: [[transcripts/telling-compelling-stories-with-avi-burra-intellectual-silk-road-episode-3#t-3219|Intellectual Silk Road 3 @ 53:39]]. Greaser's objection t=3249–3279; Avi's concession t=3316–3332.
    +[^ep90-prison]: [[transcripts/the-quantum-quarrel-has-commenced-bugle-weekly-episode-90#t-3127|Bugle Weekly 90 @ 52:07]]. Quote spans t=3124/3127/3129/3132. "Keon Rodriguez" is ASR for Keonne Rodriguez. Timing at t=3135.
    +[^ep90-jellyroll]: [[transcripts/the-quantum-quarrel-has-commenced-bugle-weekly-episode-90#t-3164|Bugle Weekly 90 @ 52:44]]. Completes at t=3173. Greaser sharpens it at t=3243–3255 via the Ross Ulbricht pardon.
    +[^ep91-roll]: [[transcripts/year-in-review-bugle-weekly-episode-91#t-2826|Bugle Weekly 91 @ 47:06]]. Quote spans t=2826–2830.
    +[^ep94-karens]: [[transcripts/a-cold-rowdy-winter-bugle-weekly-episode-94#t-1930|Bugle Weekly 94 @ 32:10]]. ASR "Mozart Karens" for the Libtard/leftist Karens cohort ("Libtart Karens" at t=563, "Lindtard Cairns" at t=1436); "hashtag freeze samurai" for #FreeSamourai. First stated t=507–537.
    +[^ep89-bio]: [[transcripts/pioneers-prepare-for-christmas-bugle-weekly-episode-89#t-4672|Bugle Weekly 89 @ 1:17:52]]. Prompted by Nana Wallet's 500-sat boost at t=4631–4655. The Free Ross lineage continues t=4672–4691.
    +[^ep95-epstein]: [[transcripts/the-truth-has-consequences-bugle-weekly-episode-95#t-1301|Bugle Weekly 95 @ 21:41]]. "Michael Schaeylor" is ASR for Michael Saylor. The white pill lands at t=1320: "The samurai guys are in jail right now because they were actually doing something that mattered."