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The previous version of this page was mapped from news headlines alone and dated the arc 2024-01 to 2024-06; the episode record runs two years past that. Its central claim is now under [[#Disputed]].* + +The Bugleverse's theory of political change: that history is moved by getting the +right person to take the orange pill, and that the job of a Bitcoiner is to +administer it. The arc is the show's longest-running conversion of a metaphor +into a literal object. Orange-pilling is treated across the record as a +pharmaceutical, as a body count, as a sexual act, as a ministry, as a colonial +administration, and — by the end — as a thing that has been done to the +Bitcoiners rather than by them. [[characters/dennis-porter|Dennis Porter]] and +[[characters/david-bailey|David Bailey]] are its rival apostles; the powerful are +its patients. + +**Who's in it:** [[characters/dennis-porter|Dennis Porter]] · [[characters/david-bailey|David Bailey]] · [[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] · [[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]] · [[characters/donald-trump|Donald Trump]] · [[characters/samson-mow|Samson Mow]] · [[characters/peter-schiff|Peter Schiff]] · [[characters/dylan-leclair|Dylan LeClair]] · [[characters/brad-mills|Brad Mills]] · [[characters/zack-shapiro|Zack Shapiro]] · [[characters/shinobi|Shinobi]] + +**Related:** [[storylines/dennis-porter-saga]] · [[storylines/david-bailey-bitcoin-magazine]] · [[storylines/samson-mow]] · [[storylines/the-2024-selection]] · [[storylines/trump-crypto-saga]] · [[storylines/40-hours-per-week]] + +## The pill is a pill (2024) + +The metaphor collapses early. Treating Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome, Rod Palmer +prescribes not a figure of speech but a product: "it needs to be some sort of +credentialed pharmaceutical, but it has to be orange. Have an orange pill a day, +and you will be cured."[^rod-pharma] Everything downstream follows from taking +that literally. The pill can wear off inside a sitting president — Palmer asks +[[characters/frank-corva|Frank Corva]] how he intends "to make sure that shinobi +doesn't wear off and make president Trump feel bearish"[^shinobi-wear-off] — and +a subject can be given too much of it. Palmer's exculpatory account of the +Nashville ejections is that Bailey's team acted as a bartender cutting off a +drunk: "The politicians were so orange pilled. Donald Trump was so orange pilled +that they didn't want them to wipe overdose."[^overdose] + +The dosage has a floor as well as a ceiling, and it is +[[storylines/40-hours-per-week|forty hours per week]]. Palmer gives the doctrine +its airline-safety formulation: "you have to put the oxygen on yourself. You have +to listen to forty hours of Bitcoin podcast before you can orange pill" +anyone else.[^oxygen-mask] A conversion that does not end in the target doing his +own forty hours does not count — an objection raised by [[characters/lahav|Lahav]] +and answered by Noa Gruman, who rules that the pilling is merely "the beginning" +of getting them "To listen to the forty hours."[^noa-forty] + +## The lobbyists are a church (2024) + +By June 2024 Greaser has settled the arc's governing frame. Bitcoin lobbying is +"a spiritual awakening," and it is "largely led by the lobbyists like Dennis +Porter and David Bailey, who have done the work to orange pill Trump and orange +pill all these other politicians."[^spiritual-awakening] The same episode's +lobbyist sermon resolves the contradiction between the compliance strike and the +sponsor's obligations by declaring the lobbyists "the spiritual leaders of this +spiritual revival" and reframing obedience itself — "promoting compliance as a +tactic to truly be defiant."[^lobbyist-sermon] By December the religious register +is total: Greaser builds from Jesus healing the afflicted to Porter being the +closest thing in history, now leading a "Billy Graham like revival."[^billy-graham] + +The ministry's mechanics are an escalation ladder. Lobbyists do not open with +forty hours a week, Greaser explains — "They they start with, you should listen +to one," and then two, until the politician is attending his local meetup. +Palmer's proof that the ladder works is [[characters/ted-cruz|Ted Cruz]]: "look +what happened to Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz is running bid access in his +basement."[^ted-cruz] The clergy's day-to-day is less exalted. Asked what the +process actually looks like, [[characters/zack-shapiro|Zack Shapiro]] describes +private dinner parties at John Podesta's house where "usually, David Bailey has a +lot to say at that point. And then, you know, they it usually ends with them +buying some amount of of Shiba Inu."[^podesta-shiba] Greaser's setup notes the +congregation's average age is about 85.[^orange-peeling-85] + +The sacrament is the selfie. The standing complaint is that politicians promise +Porter photos and then will not talk to him in person — "I'm still waiting for +the selfie of Dennis and AOC that he's been promising everybody on +Twitter"[^ngu-selfie-promise] — which escalates immediately into the hosts +bidding sats for video of the act, Palmer offering to empty his cold storage. +Adjacent, [[characters/nayib-bukele|Bukele]]'s second-term inauguration is +covered not as a state occasion but as a Bitcoin influencer event, and Greaser's +admiration lands on the prisons: "America has a lot to learn from El Salvador and +what B. Kaylee has done. Yeah. He's built some beautiful prisons for +noncompliance."[^bukele-prisons] + +Not every gospel is the gospel. Greaser relays CZ's conference advice as the +compliance salesman's inversion of the whole project — to get NGU you must sell +politicians on surveillance instead: "Don't don't talk about Bitcoin's +properties... The politician wants to hear about how effective chain analysis +is."[^cz-chainalysis] And the ministry has a quota problem: Greaser faults the +Cardone brothers, "the orange pillars," for having "yet to orange pill +Scientology," extending it to a general duty on any Bitcoiner who has not +orange-pilled his own church.[^cardone-scientology] + +## Body count (2024) + +The arc's central rivalry is not between lobbyists and politicians but between +the two lobbyists. Palmer frames it plainly: "it's kind of a debate between David +Bailey and Dennis Porter"[^bailey-v-porter] — Porter's raw numbers against +Bailey's high-value conversions, with Greaser conceding that "certain bodies have +higher weights to them." It is scored like a sexual body count and reported like +one. Greaser's tally, sourced entirely to Porter's own tweet: "He has personally +orange pilled 11 states to add Bitcoin to their reserve," to which +[[characters/shinobi|Shinobi]]'s only rebuttal is to ask whether any of the bills +passed.[^eleven-states] Set against +[[characters/hillary-clinton|Hillary Clinton]], the units are found to be +commensurable — her "murder body count is higher than Dennis Porter's orange pill +body count," though Dennis may be "pulling ahead."[^body-count] Palmer ranks him +above the field: [[characters/robert-breedlove|Robert Breedlove]] is "the perfect +example of the alpha male," but Porter is the alpha of orange-pilling, better at +it than Andreas Antonopoulos.[^alpha-of-orange-pilling] A boost proposing +[[characters/peter-mccormack|Peter McCormack]] as "the John Holmes of Bitcoin +orange pillion" is overruled from the chair; the title goes to +Porter.[^john-holmes] + +Bailey's counter-scoreboard is quality. Greaser opens ep 22 by crediting him with +turning both Peter Schiff and a former president into plebs — "So he turned he +turned Peter Schiff into a pleb and he turned the former president Donald Trump +into a pleb" — and asks whether anyone on earth is left he cannot +convert.[^bailey-schiff-trump] The Schiff conversion is later re-attributed to +Trump himself: "But Donald Trump orange built him today," succeeding where a +decade of Bitcoin Twitter, McCormack and Greg Foss had failed.[^trump-pills-schiff] + +## The orangecel (2024) + +If orange-pilling is a seduction, failure at it is a sexual failure, and the show +coins a word for the failures. Palmer mints it on air: incels, but "instead of +involuntarily celibate, they're orange cells" — men "constantly trying to orange +pill, and they're always getting shot down."[^orangecel-coinage] The general law +is drawn in the same month, from a pleb's proposal that +[[characters/candace-owens|Candace Owens]] be recruited by opening a DM with a +dick pic:[^dick-pic] if a man's orange-pilling skills reflect his skills "picking +up chicks," Palmer reasons, most of them are doing poorly. The proposed remedy is +a [[characters/dennis-porter|Porter]] reality show teaching +[[memes/orangecels|orangecels]] the confidence "to like go out to bars and go out +to supermarkets and just orange pill people, orange pill chicks at the +bar."[^porter-reality-show] + +The sexual frame hardens into kinship terms. Greaser coins the orange-pill +Eskimo Brother — sharing an orange-piller with your partner — and names Porter +the worst-case scenario: "how shitty would it be knowing that your orange pill +Eskimo Brothers with Dennis Porter?"[^eskimo-brothers] He also invents the +orange-pill godfather, a designated backup Bitcoiner to pill your child when your +teenager stops listening to you: "you need an orange pill, father, essentially, +like a backup plan."[^orange-pill-godfather] The obverse is the shotgun on the +porch. A father who finds his 16-year-old daughter watching a Breedlove +interview is advised to "pull your shotgun out and start tweeting at Robert +Breedlove pictures that he needs to stay the fuck away from your +daughter"[^breedlove-shotgun] — a son watching the same interview being fine. + +Only one piller draws respect. Palmer floats +[[characters/pledditor|Pledditor]] as the one man a woman might admit to, and +[[characters/barnminer|Barnminer]] concedes the point: "she said, alright. I'll +admit it. It was orange pilled by predator."[^pledditor-pill] + +> Henry's note: "predator" here is the known ASR mangling of Pledditor, read from +> content, not spelling. The beat carries medium confidence — no cleaner spelling +> corroborates it anywhere in the bundle. It is not [[characters/matt-odell|Matt Odell]], +> who is absent from that episode. The same string is *not* Pledditor two weeks +> earlier, where "The world the world needs more predators" is the ordinary +> English noun in Palmer's exhortation to be the apex predator of your +> meetup.[^meetup-predator] + +## The captive audience (2024–2025) + +The arc's most durable bit is logistical. Greaser reports from a contact in Tel +Aviv that "they are running Bitcoin meetups in the bomb shelters whenever Iran, +fires missiles," and rates it a great strategy[^bomb-shelter-meetups] — the +mechanism being that nobody can leave. Palmer formalises it through a romcom +trope: "But now it's like you're now in a bomb shelter full of people who you can +orange pill and they can't, they can't leave."[^bomb-shelter-elevator] Escalated, +it becomes an infrastructure proposal — "Can you imagine if we had, Dennis Porter +in every bomb shelter in Tel Aviv?"[^porter-every-shelter] — answered with the +megachurch model: satellite campuses broadcasting Porter worldwide, live-dubbed +by Zuckerberg's translation tech. Lahav later supplies the bit's best +observation, that the mandatory ten minutes in a shelter after the siren is +exactly one block: "You have a captive audience for ten minutes. It's like for a +block."[^lahav-block-time] Every missile buys another block. Which yields the +darkest line in the arc — "So we need more war and more missiles to get +more"[^more-war] block time. The bit outlived the episode on the feed: the Bugle +desk later ran a giveaway announcing that "Hypersonic missiles have derailed +Scardust's plans to visit Prague this year. They will be performing an orange +pilling tour in the bomb shelters instead." + +— [@bitcoin_bugle, 2025-06-16](https://x.com/bitcoin_bugle/status/1934656228719813059) + +> irl: The show's own reviewers, in the ep 29 TLDR, relay the hosts' justification +> — a bombing raid is a captive audience, like two people stuck in an elevator — +> and then read it sincerely as evidence of a human need for connection.[^tldr-elevator] + +The captive-audience logic generalises. The elevator pitch mutates on *Behind the +Podcast* into an interrogation about orange-pilling a minor in an enclosed space +— "with a young boy, how would you orange pill?"[^young-boy] — and Greaser's +warning is procedural rather than moral: "You need the KYCM." + +## The wrong targets (2024–2026) + +A persistent minority view holds that the powerful are the wrong patients +entirely. [[characters/candace-owens|Candace Owens]] is the first test case: +Palmer adopts her, her speaking fee is denominated in Fountain boosts and the +audience is asked to crowdfund it in sats,[^owens-fountain] and Bailey is blamed +for the whole world's failure to convert — "maybe what it comes down to is you +just need David Bailey to to kinda get his priorities in order,"[^bailey-priorities] +because, per Palmer, nobody will realise Bitcoin has won until Candace starts +talking about it. Greaser later nominates a violinist as the one person he would +pill: "Lindsey Stirling. Let me tell you about Lindsey Stirling. She's hot, for +one, but she's a violinist."[^lindsey-stirling] The canonical statement of the +thesis is retrospective — the 2024 Nashville Hawk Tuah fumble is named the +ecosystem's single worst error: "the biggest tactical mistake made in the the +Bitcoin ecosystem was missing Haley Welch."[^hawk-tuah-fumble] + +The method is contested too. On the *Intellectual Silk Road*, Avi Burrah argues +adoption will not come from lecturing: "I think the vast majority of adoption is +gonna happen through stories," film, art and music rather than "pedantic academic +arguments."[^stories-adoption] Palmer, for his part, applies the Bitcoin-fixes-this +formula to the coffee supply chain.[^coffee-fixes] Canada's recruitment problem +is diagnosed as a marketing failure and its fix is [[storylines/btc-sessions|BTC Sessions]]' +thirst traps — "BTC Sessions has a lot of pictures with the shirt off and his +muscles"[^btc-sessions-thirst] — with Palmer prescribing the same for the guest. +Alberta's premier Danielle Smith is installed as the Bugleverse's hardcore-Bitcoiner +head of state, her credential being podcast adjacency.[^danielle-smith] And the +White House press secretary's rumoured Lake Satoshi attendance triggers not +evangelism but fed-detection.[^lake-satoshi] + +## Access has a price (2024–2025) + +Orange-pilling the powerful requires reaching them, and the record is candid that +this is a transaction. Palmer's stated regret of the cycle is financial — "one of +my biggest regrets of of this last cycle was I did not stack hard enough" to buy +the Trump dinner ticket — reframed as an asymmetric bet, since "once he pumps +Bitcoin, it creates NGU."[^trump-dinner] The top rung of the status ladder is a +[[characters/michael-saylor|Saylor]] yacht party.[^yacht-party] Saylor himself is +reachable by exactly one channel: he ignores DMs and email, but per Greaser's +sourcing, every podcaster who has booked him says he answers "through Grindr +profiles."[^saylor-grindr] Porter's ministry has a rate card — asked about +bringing him in "to orange peel all these artists," Open Mike deadpans that it +would have to be a high price point.[^porter-rate-card] Even the cigarette lore +reaches the candidate, four people deep in a chain of custody: a McDonald's +employee "gave Trump a non KYC cigarette."[^non-kyc-cigarette] + +At the other end of the budget, Lahav discloses that his actual fee from Scardust +is advertising space: "some of the payments I get is is real estate space on +their laptop that is on stage for putting on stickers, Bitcoin +stickers"[^sticker-fee] — an orange-pilling channel drawing a salary. + +Access, once obtained, is brokered. Off the back of the GameStop reserve, Bailey +puts Nintendo on the line to get "the introduction to Dylan," who briefs their +interns on a strategic Bitcoin reserve.[^nintendo-briefing] The endpoint Palmer +defends as merely early is the Fort Knox scene — the gold sold for Bitcoin with +[[characters/larry-fink|Larry Fink]], Saylor, LeClair and Bailey present — on the +grounds that more people believe it than there are Canadians: "People believe that +the podcasters will be there when they sell the gold for +Bitcoin."[^fort-knox] The inversion of the whole ladder is stated as farce in a +cold open, where a Bitcoin-only antiaging doctor's billionaire patients pay to +live forever specifically so they can retire into plebhood.[^dr-epstein] + +## The selection (2024) + +Through 2024 the arc merges with [[storylines/the-2024-selection|the selection]]. +The cabinet is drafted on air — Palmer nominates McCormack for Secretary of State +over his Bedford ambitions[^mccormack-sos] — and the Bugle's own reporting that +Trump was "naming Michael Sailor to be his VP" is recapped as settled, with +Palmer adding that Saylor will be the shadow vice president whether or not he is +ever sworn in.[^saylor-vp] [[characters/lyn-alden|Lyn Alden]] is proposed as +Trump's economic adviser on the explicit grounds that she can hold his attention, +the standing Lyn Alden Is Hot meme doubling as a staffing +rationale.[^alden-adviser] The electorate is deemed +irrelevant next to endorsements: "did you see that Donald Trump got the American +HODL endorsement?" which Greaser says "kinda calls the election."[^hodl-endorsement] +Porter's own campaign runs in parallel from the testimonial reel of ep 5 — "My +name is Dennis Porter, and you should write me in for president this +November"[^porter-write-in] — and Palmer supplies the mechanism: enough write-ins +force CNN and MSNBC to explain who he is, planting the seed in the national +mind.[^write-in-mechanism] By August the campaign has a date; Greaser reports +Porter announcing a 2028 run in [[characters/hodl-magoo|Hodl Magoo]]'s +space.[^porter-2028] + +The methods darken as the vote nears. Greaser proposes Porter as the Bitcoin +world's Epstein, and explains Kamala Harris's pro-crypto turn as blackmail: +"Dennis Porter has has blackmail on it. He he's got it. He's got a tape of her of +him orange peeling her."[^kamala-blackmail] Palmer relays the criticism that "the +CIA is gonna use all the selfies he took with politicians to blackmail those +politicians" and cannot see the problem with it.[^cia-selfies] The Porter/AOC tape +becomes a standing bounty, bid up to ten million sats for footage of "Dennis +Coroner in the act of of orange peeling" her.[^aoc-bounty] Sourced to a +friend-of-a-friend on Stacker News, Porter also faxes Strike's compliance desk +before each newly pilled senator starts KYC.[^porter-fax] After the vote he is +recast as the Sicario hitman: "He's like the orange pilled assassin."[^sicario] + +The office he is ultimately assigned is Education, after Palmer proposes +mandatory orange-pilling in the school curriculum and names +[[characters/brady-swenson|Brady Swenson]] his rival for the post.[^secretary-of-education] +Which sets up the arc's cleanest definition of victory. Hyperbitcoinization, per +Palmer, is not a price: "pretty soon the politicians will be trying to orange +pill us."[^politicians-pill-us] You know it has arrived when the teachers are +pilling your kids. + +Two beats from 2024 read differently in hindsight. Greaser's time-machine bit +sends Porter to the Oval Office as Epstein leaves, on the theory that a +sound-money-pilled Bill Clinton "would've stopped diddling kids";[^clinton-time-machine] +Palmer fuses it with the forty-hours doctrine as an anti-corruption device, since +a president doing his hours has no spare hours for it.[^forty-hours-anticorruption] +The same logic is applied to [[characters/jason-lowery|Jason Lowery]] in the +Pentagon: a Bitcoiner cuts no corners in a psyop, so his influence makes the +state itself auditable.[^lowery-pentagon] + +## The bill comes due (2025) + +The bet pays and the arc turns on it. The cold open of ep 44 assigns the entire +shitcoin presidency to one man: "By introducing the president to bitcoin, David +Bailey has unleashed the shitcoin kraken upon humanity."[^shitcoin-kraken] The +same access is load-bearing for foreign policy — Trump intends to fix Gaza with +Bitcoin because "David Bailey told him that Bitcoin fixes this to almost +everything."[^bailey-gaza] Bailey is also credited with making Trump the first +self-custodying president by handing him a physical coin, "a very brilliant, +marketing scheme."[^casascius-coin] The scoreboard reduces to a single image: "a +podcast listener taking selfies in the Oval Office."[^oval-office-selfie] + +Betrayal predates the win. Palmer reports Biden personally promising Porter he +would not veto the custody bill — he "gave Dennis Porter his word in the Oval +Office the day before" — and then vetoing it.[^biden-betrayal] Porter's answer to +the federal setback is federalism: budget-neutral state reserve bills need no +legislature's money, so he now has the ammunition "to orange peel the country +state by state."[^state-by-state] By ep 38 he has transcended reporting the news +into authoring it — "Dennis Porter front ran the news and created the +news"[^front-ran-news] — and by 2025 his announcement feed is judged a better +orange-pilling instrument than books or podcasts, because nobody reads and AI +summaries are bad at Bitcoin.[^announcement-feed] Shinobi closes the loop by +crediting the lobbyists with inventing NGU itself: "It was invented by the Dennis +Shorters who first conceived of this novel," unexistent idea of bribing +politicians to pump the price.[^shinobi-ngu] + +## Governors and franchises (2025) + +The ministry goes abroad, and the show names what that is. Dylan LeClair is +installed as the proxy "orange pill governor of Japan" because the ecosystem +would not let a Japanese person do it — "who's the commander of Bitcoin in Asia +right now? It's Dylan LeClaire" — which Greaser calls the new +colonialism.[^japan-governor] [[characters/samson-mow|Samson Mow]] later slides underneath him and goes +straight to the Bank of Japan,[^mow-japan] the feed confirming the beachhead in +three words — "samson is orange pilling japan" + +— [@rodpalmerhodl, 2025-08-28](https://x.com/rodpalmerhodl/status/1960928577324540083) + +— though Greaser rules the attempt void: Mow thinks setting governments up with Tether counts, so "he's like Joe +Nakamoto in that regard."[^mow-tether] A Nixon-to-China plan sends +[[characters/pete-rizzo|Pete Rizzo]] to Pyongyang to podcast with North Korea's +own Bitcoin historian.[^rizzo-pyongyang] Palmer addresses Xi Jinping from the +Brandenburg Gate — "Mr. Xi," "tear down" "this red communist" "firewall" — +demanding an orange-pilled trade agreement, a new Bretton Woods.[^xi-firewall] +And the plan for the Middle East is a summit: "They have to orange pill the +Israeli government. This is how we can stop war in The Middle East."[^netanyahu-summit] + +Franchises are minted by analogy. [[characters/brad-mills|Brad Mills]] is crowned +"the Canadian Dennis Porter"[^brad-mills-coinage] and the title sticks through +PODCONF;[^brad-mills-podconf] the prescription is Ottawa, then every provincial +chamber — though Joey Temprile notes Mills already emailed, wrote, door-knocked +and donated, and "They never called them back." Whether Porter ever took a run at +[[characters/justin-trudeau|Trudeau]] is asked and left open.[^trudeau] + +By mid-2025 the doctrine drops its manners entirely. Palmer's closing line to +Frank Corva: "you spend years trying to orange pill people and trying to be +polite, but eventually we're just gonna have to browbeat everybody into +compliance."[^browbeat] The stated target is every institution — "There's no +institution left standing that's not going to be impacted or affected by by +Bitcoin"[^every-institution] — Davos through the Bohemian Grove, each seating a +Bitcoin podcaster. Greaser's parallel proposal is covert: an application that +"recruit[s] people to the revolution without them even knowing about +it,"[^covert-recruitment] which Palmer tags a psyop. + +## The pill is reversed (2025–2026) + +The arc's final movement runs backwards. Growth must now be paper — every +self-custodian who was ever going to be onboarded already was, so "if we wanna +reach mass adoption, it's gonna have to be through paper +Bitcoin"[^paper-adoption] — and Greaser predicts Bailey, not Saylor, will be the +first paper Bitcoiner to reach Rogan.[^bailey-rogan] Then he inverts the premise +outright: "Like maybe what paper Bitcoin's really an attack on is us orange +pilling the Feds."[^feds-inversion] The pill is the thing being defended against. + +Meanwhile the credential inverts too. An SEC commissioner is found citing not +Bitcoin University but Bitcoin podcasts — "she didn't say Bitcoin University. She +said Bitcoin podcast"[^sec-podcast] — evidence that podcast hours are the real +credential and, per Greaser, that "the podcast listeners are becoming the +intelligentsia." Corva's White House hard pass is toasted in the same register: +"But, yeah, exciting days. Here's to credentials."[^hard-pass] He is later +name-dropped from the podium, which Greaser reads as proof Bitcoin has +won.[^corva-namedropped] + +The trade also sours. Palmer notes Trump "hanging out with Bill Gates the other +day," and Greaser's snitch doctrine turns the Speaker's defence of Trump into a +conviction — the whole passage reversing the orange-pilling bet, since it is hard +to feel good about someone attending your conference while openly hanging out +with the Epstein client list.[^snitch-doctrine] The PODCONF crowd is judged to +have wanted this all along: "all the people that you're listening to in Podkoff +prior to that desperately wanted to be on the Epstein list."[^epstein-list] Rogan +himself is written out of the era — "Reagan's not that interesting anymore, +folks"[^rogan-obituary] — though the tournament is still offered as the +legitimate way to select who goes on him.[^maxi-madness] + +The bit persists at both extremes of scale. Porter is kidnapped by North Korea +"in a daring plot" to stop American politicians being orange-pilled;[^porter-kidnapped] +Greaser's nightmare is orange-pilling humanity's own overlords, "if the Anunnaki +get orange pilled and they decide to stop taking the gold from humans and they +decide to start taking the Bitcoin";[^anunnaki] and the most privacy-maximalist +pleb blows his own cover by pilling his wife, "who goes to work and she tells all +her friends."[^opsec-wife] The last beat on record is a straightforward +conversion nobody predicted: Hunter Biden taking the orange pill and engaging +Bitcoin Twitter.[^hunter-biden] + +## The feed (2024–2026) + +The arc did not stay on the podcast. Across two years the Bugleverse accounts +prosecuted the same doctrine one post at a time — the tweets are the arc's +marginalia, running the identical gags at higher frequency and lower resolution.