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Newsom's California Dystopia
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diff --git a/wiki/storylines/newsom-california.md b/wiki/storylines/newsom-california.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..bfb133f8 @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +--- +title: "Newsom's California Dystopia" +type: storyline +status: seeded +kind: running-gag +span: 2023-05 to 2023-11 +related: + - biden-presidency + - woke-dei-satire +sources: + - breadth sweep of episode descriptions + news headlines (scripts/data/storylines.json) +--- + +> *Henry's note: mapped from the full sweep of the record. Beat-by-beat detail lands as Henry replays each source in order.* + +California and San Francisco governance satire: Newsom taxing Nevadans and Coloradans to close the budget gap, a murderer freed after identifying as innocent, the homeless shipped to Alcatraz ahead of Xi Jinping's visit, and San Francisco churches mistaking the vanished encampments for the Rapture. + +**Who's in it:** [[characters/gavin-newsom|Gavin Newsom]] · San Francisco · Xi Jinping + +**Related:** [[storylines/biden-presidency]] · [[storylines/woke-dei-satire]] + +## All known sources + +*Compiled by Henry's breadth sweep of every episode description and headline; the deep replay expands each beat.* + +### Bugle News (4) + +- [[news/gov-newsom-looks-to-tax-nevadans-coloradans-to-help-meet-california-budget-shortfall|Gov. Newsom Looks to Tax Nevadans, Coloradans to Help Meet California Budget Shortfall]] — 2023-05-24 +- [[news/convicted-murderer-released-from-prison-after-identifying-as-innocent|Convicted Murderer Released From Prison After Identifying As Innocent]] — 2023-06-09 +- [[news/report-gavin-newsom-approved-plan-to-put-san-franciscos-homeless-in-alcatraz-ahead-of-xis-visit|REPORT: Gavin Newsom Ordered San Francisco's Homeless Moved to Alcatraz Ahead of Xi's Visit]] — 2023-11-14 +- [[news/san-francisco|Churches Panic After Homeless Encampments Disappear, Fear They've Been Left Behind]] — 2023-11-15 +