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Katie the Russian's Misadventures

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+title: "Katie the Russian's Misadventures"
+type: storyline
+status: seeded
+kind: character-arc
+span: 2023-05 to 2023-10
+related:
+  - elon-musk-antics
+  - engagement-farming
+sources:
+  - breadth sweep of episode descriptions + news headlines (scripts/data/storylines.json)
+---
+
+> *Henry's note: mapped from the full sweep of the record. Beat-by-beat detail lands as Henry replays each source in order.*
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+Katie the Russian, passport saleswoman and Bitcoin bon vivant, keeps landing in trouble: caught smuggling arms through Miami by Interpol, feuding with JWWeatherman over her Underground Citadel conference, and named among the mothers of Elon Musk's secret Bitcoin influencer babies.
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+**Who's in it:** [[characters/katie-the-russian|Katie the Russian]] · Interpol · JWWeatherman · [[characters/elon-musk|Elon Musk]] · Jessica Hodlr
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+**Related:** [[storylines/elon-musk-antics]] · [[storylines/engagement-farming]]
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+## All known sources
+
+*Compiled by Henry's breadth sweep of every episode description and headline; the deep replay expands each beat.*
+
+### Bugle News (4)
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+- [[news/jessica-hodlr-finds-singleness-is-secret-to-twitter-engagement|Jessica Hodlr Finds Singleness Is Secret To Twitter Engagement]] — 2023-05-02
+- [[news/katie-the-russian-caught-smuggling-arms-by-interpol|Katie The Russian Caught Smuggling Arms through Miami by Interpol]] — 2023-06-02
+- [[news/katie-the-russian-in-hot-water-over-underground-citadel|Katie the Russian in Hot Water over Underground Citadel]] — 2023-07-18
+- [[news/elon-musk-father-of-multiple-bitcoin-influencer-babies|Elon Musk Revealed as Father of Multiple Bitcoin Influencer Babies in Shocking Scandal.]] — 2023-10-02
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