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JP Morgan & Jamie Dimon
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diff --git a/wiki/storylines/jp-morgan-dimon.md b/wiki/storylines/jp-morgan-dimon.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..552316ef @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +--- +title: "JP Morgan & Jamie Dimon" +type: storyline +status: seeded +kind: institution-saga +span: 2023-04 to 2023-12 +related: + - central-bankers-vs-bitcoin + - elizabeth-warren-vs-bitcoin + - prime-trust-fallout +sources: + - breadth sweep of episode descriptions + news headlines (scripts/data/storylines.json) +--- + +> *Henry's note: mapped from the full sweep of the record. Beat-by-beat detail lands as Henry replays each source in order.* + +Jamie Dimon and JP Morgan Chase as too-big-to-jail satire targets: Pierre Rochard consults Dimon on avoiding insolvency by selling chairs for Bitcoin, Dimon announces a presidential run immediately after being implicated in the Epstein banking scandal, and River bans Chase payments to mitigate child trafficking and money laundering. Rochard recurs as deadpan expert, later credited as author of the Warren sandwich-shop KYC masterpiece. + +**Who's in it:** [[characters/jamie-dimon|Jamie Dimon]] · JP Morgan Chase · [[characters/pierre-rochard|Pierre Rochard]] · River · [[characters/alex-leishman|Alex Leishman]] · Riot Platforms + +**Related:** [[storylines/central-bankers-vs-bitcoin]] · [[storylines/elizabeth-warren-vs-bitcoin]] · [[storylines/prime-trust-fallout]] + +## All known sources + +*Compiled by Henry's breadth sweep of every episode description and headline; the deep replay expands each beat.* + +### Bugle News (4) + +- [[news/pierre-rochard-consults-jamie-diamond-on-how-to-avoid-insolvency|Pierre Rochard Consults With Jamie Diamond On How To Avoid Insolvency]] — 2023-04-05 +- [[news/jamie-dimon-announces-presidential-candidatecy-after-being-implicated-in-jeffery-epstein|Jamie Dimon Announces Presidential Candidacy After Being Implicated In Jeffery Epstein Investigation]] — 2023-06-02 +- [[news/river-bans-payments-from-chase-to-try-and-mitigate-child-trafficking-and-money-laundering|River Bans Payments From Chase To Try And Mitigate Child Trafficking And Money Laundering]] — 2023-09-26 +- [[news/breaking-senator-proposes-know-your-customer-law-for-sandwich-shops|BREAKING: Senator Proposes "Know Your Customer" Law for Sandwich Shops]] — 2023-12-10 +