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diff --git a/wiki/storylines/btc-sessions.md b/wiki/storylines/btc-sessions.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..7474c4c1 @@ -0,0 +1,231 @@ +--- +title: "BTC Sessions & the Blonde Streak" +type: storyline +status: confirmed +kind: character-arc +span: 2024-06 to 2026-02 +aliases: + - "B. T. C. Sessions" + - "BGC Sessions" + - "BT sessions" + - "BGC sessions" + - "DTC Sessions" + - "P2C sessions" + - "VTC Sessions" + - "BBC sessions" + - "ET Sessions" + - Ben +related: + - canada-watch + - bitcoiners-in-love + - trudeau-vs-bitcoin-mining +sources: + - raw/episodes/happy-compliance-month-bugle-weekly-episode-11/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/the-intellectual-silk-road-bugle-weekly-episode-13/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/opsec-in-spookville-bugle-weekly-episode-17/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/selection-special-part-2-bugle-weekly-episode-33/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/cigarettes-prevent-climate-change-behind-the-podcast-episode-4/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/2024-recap-bugle-weekly-episode-42/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/trump-n-dump-bugle-weekly-episode-43/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/40-hours-per-week-bugle-weekly-episode-45/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/fixing-the-cias-incentives-with-frank-corva-behind-the-podcast-episode-9/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/super-sportball-bitcoin-pizza-day-for-normies-bugle-weekly-episode-46/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/kim-jong-uns-strategic-reserve-bugle-weekly-episode-48/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/1-year-anniversary-bugle-weekly-episode-52/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/apologizing-to-absolutely-no-one-bugle-weekly-episode-53/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/canada-needs-40hpw-with-joey-temprile-behind-the-podcast-episode-15/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/podcaster-wealth-inequality-bugle-weekly-episode-72/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/humor-knotzi-police-state-bugle-weekly-episode-73/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/the-truth-has-consequences-bugle-weekly-episode-95/bundle.json + - raw/episodes/pleb-is-the-new-n-word-bugle-weekly-episode-98/bundle.json +--- + +BTC Sessions — first name Ben — is the Bugleverse's tutorial man: a Canadian +podcaster whose recorded walkthroughs of every wallet, node and hardware device +in existence function, in the hosts' cosmology, as the movement's standard unit +of technical education. He never appears on the show. He is instead a fixed +point that [[characters/rod-palmer]] and [[characters/richard-greaser]] navigate +by, and the arc is the record of what they need him to be from one week to the +next: billboard, credential, fed, thirst trap, recruitment strategy, and finally +a casualty of the view count. + +His signature blonde streak names this storyline and is the only part of him the +Bugle treats as physical infrastructure. + +## The streak as advertising inventory (2024) + +The streak enters the record as real estate. Rod's scoop is cypherpunk +mini-spotlights that project sponsor logos onto it — and onto +[[characters/nico]]'s hair — at conferences, guerrilla advertising Greaser +values chiefly for its capacity to undermine [[orgs/podconf]], the show's own +sponsor.[^spotlight] The mechanism is priced: Greaser coins "an UltraChat instead +of a SuperChat" for beaming a paid message into Nico's streak on-stream, and asks +listeners to DM him the two men's conference itineraries. + +Two weeks later Rod claims vindication, reporting that sponsors are in fact +renting the dyed stripe as billboard space in conference selfies.[^billboard] He +then rates the return on investment against giving a conference speech, and finds +the hair ahead. + +The rest of 2024 files him as an absence. The prospect of BTC Sessions teaching +[[characters/donald-trump]] self-custody at [[storylines/bitcoin-2024-nashville|Nashville]] +is raised and dismissed: Rod rules him a conscientious objector to the conference +rather than to Trump — "I think that's part of his principles" — while Greaser +blames David Bailey's closeness to Trump and ordinals, and Rod floats a visa +problem, having "reached our quota on Canadians."[^nashville] By November his +video on the Samourai fork Ashigaru is reported unsearchable on YouTube, entered +as proof the platform's executives are compromised — Greaser's supporting +evidence being that "all the executives at YouTube were definitely going to do +the parties."[^ashigaru] In December [[characters/jyn-urso]] frets that a Trump +administration might simply disappear the Bitcoin podcasters — BTC Sessions +mid-cold-card-tutorial, [[characters/marty-bent]], [[characters/matt-odell]] — +and concludes the space "made a pact with the devil here for number go up."[^disappear] + +## The tutorial as unit of account (2025) + +Through early 2025 the tutorials become a currency the hosts denominate other +things in. [[sponsors/orange-mart]]'s metaverse onboarding is so poor that +Greaser arrived naked and could not find clothes, which he resolves into a demand +that BTC Sessions record a Rust tutorial and that the place be given a difficulty +rating benchmarked against setting up a cold card.[^orange-mart] The tutorials +are next promoted to a credential: Rod holds that anyone who can wire a Bitcoin +Core node to an Electrum server, Sparrow and a Coldcard inside five minutes is +qualified to run welfare and education policy, the entry requirement being that +"some people have to watch over ten hours of BT sessions, tutorials."[^credential] + +They also work as an explanation for failure. When Taproot Assets brings Tether +to Lightning at Liquid's expense — Francis Pouliot at Bull Bitcoin taking it +badly[^liquid] — Rod's diagnosis is that people have watched thousands of hours of +tutorials and "BTC sessions doesn't have popular liquid tutorials," leaving +[[characters/samson-mow]] with "a market education issue." + +Then the exhaustiveness turns sinister. [[characters/frank-corva]] all but names +him a fed on the grounds that he is too fit — "this is a very physically fit man. +Looks like he's been through basic training" — with Rod loudly refusing to be the +one who said it: "I always say I did not name BTC Sessions. You did, but continue +continue."[^fed] Rod's stated fear is not the physique but the coverage: "there is +not a hardware wallet or a node or a software wallet that BTC Sessions doesn't +know how to use." + +## The body as strategy + +The same fitness that makes him a fed makes him the movement's recruitment plan. +Rod's account of why women fail to self-custody is that they try to follow the +tutorials but "all they can think about is his muscles and how cute he is," and +end up trusting an influencer over their own husband — an inversion Rod resolves +by blaming the husband: "are you providing a note for your wife?"[^muscles] +Greaser generalises it a fortnight later into a thesis that Bitcoin podcasters +must be physically attractive and post shirtless pictures, with BTC Sessions the +only compliant example on the roster.[^shirtless] + +By [[storylines/maxi-madness|Maxi Madness]] he is bracket material, drawn against +American HODL in a Sweet 16 matchup Rod pushes in his closing get-out-the-vote — +"he's got a big match up against BTC sessions tomorrow."[^bracket] (See +[[events/maxi-madness-2025]], where the outcome is unrecorded.) + +His 40th birthday party at Pub Key is the closest the arc comes to putting him in +a room. Rod's roll call has Mike Germano on the introduction, Nico from +[[media/simply-bitcoin]], [[characters/opti]] looking "kinda drunk," a man in +weird gloves lying on the floor singing Creed, Chris Alaimo, and "Kendall, the +hot, Bitcoin Spaces girl."[^birthday] The host himself is entered at that cue as +"one of the biggest promoters of more women in Bitcoin." The party's other +consequence is romantic: Rod attributes his on-air raspiness to +[[characters/mshodlnaut420]], who then DM'd him on Nostr that she had also kissed +[[characters/opti|Optimist Fields]] at the same venue that weekend — feeding the +running bit that she is a disease vector through Bitcoin group chats.[^spit] + +The strategy is stated outright in May, when Rod offers him to +[[characters/joey-canadian-bitcoin]] as the one Canadian leading by example: +"BTC Sessions has a lot of pictures with the shirt off and his muscles," thirst +traps as orange pilling, and a prescription for Joey — "you could frost your +tits."[^thirst] Joey concurs, then immediately opens the episode's larger exposé: +Ben's thumbnails and titles come from Luke Mikic, who is selling AI-generated ones +to every Bitcoin podcaster at once, none of whom appear to realise they are all +running identical content.[^thumbnails] + +## Diminishing returns (2025–2026) + +Rod's respect proves conditional. In August he is still commissioning work — +Greaser's plan to grow Lightning adoption by rebranding the gossip protocol to +women is taken seriously enough that Rod wants "a lightning tutorial specifically +focused on gossip."[^gossip] In the same episode Rod inverts, listing the +tutorials alongside Start9 as following another man's script. A week later +[[characters/pledditor]] is policing him and Simply Bitcoin over shared referral +links, offered as the archetype of wasted grumpiness.[^refs] + +By 2026 the arc is about erosion. Rod's worked example of glaze in the wild is +[[characters/matthew-kratter]] telling the *Why Are We Bullish* host he was +bullish because the plebs make him bullish — with Rod correcting himself +mid-story that it "wasn't BTC Sessions, it was BTC Sessions' intern who does the +show for him now sometimes."[^glaze] The last beat on the record has Greaser +using him as the worked example of the Canadian creators' trap: plebslop view +counts at all-time lows, BIP 110 support the only remaining source of engagement, +and taking it "like a humiliation ritual where you just flag to to everybody" — +leaving, per Rod, only one exit, since "VCs, the government, they're still +subsidizing Glaze there."[^pivot] + +## Disputed + +**The seeded span and source list were wrong.** The previous version of this page +dated the arc 2023-05 to 2024-09 and sourced it entirely to five bugle.news +headlines, from which it derived a Kama Sutra video series, a contagious +"Poliosis" outbreak spreading to non-Bitcoin influencers, and a cameo in the race +to $100k. None of those beats appear in the episode record, which runs +2024-06-03 to 2026-02-23. The news pages still exist and may well be canon on +their own terms — [[news/btc-sessions-to-launcg]], +[[news/blonde-hair-streak-infects-influencers-outside-of-bitcoin]], +[[news/why-america-needs-to-beat-canada-to-100k-bitcoin]] — but nothing spoken on +the podcasts corroborates them, and this page no longer asserts them as arc. +[[news/guerilla]] is the exception: the spotlight tech it reports is the same bit +Rod runs on episode 11.[^spotlight] + +**Who hosts *Why Are We Bullish*.** The seeded page had BTC Sessions hosting the +livestream on which a pleb's proposal stunned Eric V. Stacks, per +[[news/you-wont-believe-eric-v-stacks-reaction-as-pleb-proposes-to-girlfriend-on-why-are-we-bullish-live-stream]]. +Episode 95 establishes only that the show is his and that an unnamed intern +fronts it "sometimes."[^glaze] Whether he was in the chair for the proposal is +not on the record either way. + +**Whose streak, episode 33.** The passage running up to the Ashigaru claim reads +by its immediate context as being about Nico, yet the blonde streak is BTC +Sessions' signature and names this storyline; the hosts appear to slide between +the two men across those cues.[^ashigaru] Both readings are live. Note that +episode 11 puts logos on *both* heads, which is likely why the referent +blurs.[^spotlight] + +**Who's in it:** BTC Sessions (Ben) · [[characters/rod-palmer]] · +[[characters/richard-greaser]] · [[characters/nico]] · +[[characters/joey-canadian-bitcoin]] · [[characters/frank-corva]] · +[[characters/pledditor]] · [[characters/mshodlnaut420]] · [[characters/opti]] · +[[characters/matthew-kratter]] · [[characters/jyn-urso]] + +**Related:** [[storylines/canada-watch]] · [[storylines/bitcoiners-in-love]] · +[[storylines/trudeau-vs-bitcoin-mining]] · [[storylines/podconf-industrial-complex]] · +[[storylines/engagement-farming]] · [[storylines/feds-in-bitcoin]] · +[[storylines/maxi-madness]] · [[storylines/podcasting-meta-drama]] · +[[storylines/pleb-slop-wars]] + +> irl: BTC Sessions is a real Canadian Bitcoin educator known for wallet +> tutorials. The blonde streak is real. Everything downstream of the streak on +> this page is the Bugle's invention. + +[^spotlight]: [[transcripts/happy-compliance-month-bugle-weekly-episode-11#t-3049|Bugle Weekly 11 @ 50:49]]. ASR renders him "B. T. C. Sessions" here and "ET Sessions" at t=3133; the quote straddles two cues. +[^billboard]: [[transcripts/the-intellectual-silk-road-bugle-weekly-episode-13#t-2682|Bugle Weekly 13 @ 44:42]]. The bit completes at t=2691 — "his little hair dye stripe." +[^nashville]: [[transcripts/opsec-in-spookville-bugle-weekly-episode-17#t-2207|Bugle Weekly 17 @ 36:47]]. Rod's ruling at t=2231–2246; the Canadian quota line at t=2384. +[^ashigaru]: [[transcripts/selection-special-part-2-bugle-weekly-episode-33#t-2211|Bugle Weekly 33 @ 36:51]]. Quote spans t=2211–2217; ASR gives "P2C sessions" at t=2200. Confidence medium — see Disputed on the referent. +[^disappear]: [[transcripts/cigarettes-prevent-climate-change-behind-the-podcast-episode-4#t-1315|Behind the Podcast 4 @ 21:55]]. ASR: "VTC Sessions" (t=1296), "BBC sessions" (t=685). The Odell named here is Matt Odell, not Pledditor. +[^orange-mart]: [[transcripts/2024-recap-bugle-weekly-episode-42#t-2215|Bugle Weekly 42 @ 36:55]]. The pitch at t=2258: "we need BGC sessions to do tutorials on how to play Rust" — ASR for BTC Sessions and Rust ("Ross"/"rest"). +[^credential]: [[transcripts/trump-n-dump-bugle-weekly-episode-43#t-711|Bugle Weekly 43 @ 11:51]]. "BT sessions" at t=692 and t=725 is ASR for BTC Sessions. +[^liquid]: [[transcripts/40-hours-per-week-bugle-weekly-episode-45#t-1367|Bugle Weekly 45 @ 22:47]]. Quote spans t=1367/1369/1371; Rod's diagnosis at t=1387–1402, where "Samsung" is ASR for Samson Mow. +[^fed]: [[transcripts/fixing-the-cias-incentives-with-frank-corva-behind-the-podcast-episode-9#t-640|Behind the Podcast 9 @ 10:40]]. Rod's disclaimer at t=630; Rod's fear at t=667. +[^muscles]: [[transcripts/super-sportball-bitcoin-pizza-day-for-normies-bugle-weekly-episode-46#t-2308|Bugle Weekly 46 @ 38:28]]. Rod's inversion at t=2352. +[^shirtless]: [[transcripts/kim-jong-uns-strategic-reserve-bugle-weekly-episode-48#t-2385|Bugle Weekly 48 @ 39:45]]. Quote spans t=2385–2390; he returns to it at t=2645. +[^bracket]: [[transcripts/1-year-anniversary-bugle-weekly-episode-52#t-3163|Bugle Weekly 52 @ 52:43]]. Round schedule at t=3135–3152. +[^birthday]: [[transcripts/apologizing-to-absolutely-no-one-bugle-weekly-episode-53#t-2089|Bugle Weekly 53 @ 34:49]]. Attendees per Rod at t=2097–2144; ASR renders Pub Key as "PUBG" at t=2084. +[^spit]: [[transcripts/apologizing-to-absolutely-no-one-bugle-weekly-episode-53#t-355|Bugle Weekly 53 @ 5:55]]. ASR mangles MsHodlnaut420 as "miss Hidalnott" here, plus "miss Hoddlenot", "miss Hall a lot", "miss Hobblemont" later. Rod's group-chat threat at t=401. +[^thirst]: [[transcripts/canada-needs-40hpw-with-joey-temprile-behind-the-podcast-episode-15#t-2413|Behind the Podcast 15 @ 40:13]]. Joey calls him "Ben" at t=910, t=2481, t=2560; the prescription for Joey at t=2434–2440. +[^thumbnails]: [[transcripts/canada-needs-40hpw-with-joey-temprile-behind-the-podcast-episode-15#t-2481|Behind the Podcast 15 @ 41:21]]. "Luke Michic" is ASR for Luke Mikic — a different person from [[characters/luke-broyles]] and [[characters/luke-dashjr]]. Joey's indictment at t=2595; confidence medium on the surname only. +[^gossip]: [[transcripts/podcaster-wealth-inequality-bugle-weekly-episode-72#t-1053|Bugle Weekly 72 @ 17:33]]. Rod's commission at t=1061; his inversion at t=1374. +[^refs]: [[transcripts/humor-knotzi-police-state-bugle-weekly-episode-73#t-728|Bugle Weekly 73 @ 12:08]]. Quote spans t=728 and t=730; "Platter" at t=719 is an established Pledditor alias. +[^glaze]: [[transcripts/the-truth-has-consequences-bugle-weekly-episode-95#t-2578|Bugle Weekly 95 @ 42:58]]. "Matt Crater" and "Matthew Crowder" are ASR for Matthew Kratter. Rod's correction at t=2585; the payoff at t=2592–2601. +[^pivot]: [[transcripts/pleb-is-the-new-n-word-bugle-weekly-episode-98#t-1827|Bugle Weekly 98 @ 30:27]]. The worked example at t=1787–1813; the pivot verdict at t=1844–1847; Rod's reason at t=1853–1861.