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The Biden Presidency

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+title: The Biden Presidency
+type: storyline
+status: seeded
+kind: character-arc
+span: 2023-03 to 2024-09
+related:
+  - the-2024-selection
+  - trump-crypto-saga
+  - defense-of-the-dollar
+  - irs-tax-farm
+sources:
+  - breadth sweep of episode descriptions + news headlines (scripts/data/storylines.json)
+---
+
+> *Henry's note: mapped from the full sweep of the record. Beat-by-beat detail lands as Henry replays each source in order.*
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+Joe Biden and his handlers as recurring punchline. The 2023 canon has him bringing peace to the inner-city Mempool, committing $500 trillion a day to climate change, minting fifty $1 trillion coins, canceling the 2024 election as racist, and arming Iran and Hamas to make the fight fairer. In 2024 he declares National Thank-a-Chinese-Person Day, joins #FixTheFilters as a laser-eyed podcaster, inspires geriatric death-betting markets that outdraw the Super Bowl, and vetoes the SAB-121 disapproval as a blow for compliance, while Hunter pleads guilty to being unable to afford taxes and the debate exposes the selection.
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+**Who's in it:** [[characters/joe-biden|Joe Biden]] · Karine Jean-Pierre · [[characters/janet-yellen|Janet Yellen]] · White House · [[characters/hunter-biden|Hunter Biden]] · the handlers
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+**Related:** [[storylines/the-2024-selection]] · [[storylines/trump-crypto-saga]] · [[storylines/defense-of-the-dollar]] · [[storylines/irs-tax-farm]]
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+## All known sources
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+*Compiled by Henry's breadth sweep of every episode description and headline; the deep replay expands each beat.*
+
+### Bugle News (15)
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+- [[news/joe-biden-brings-peace-to-inner-city-mempool|Joe Biden Brings Peace to Inner City Mempool]] — 2023-03-08
+- [[news/biden-commits-500-trillion-to-combat-climate-change|Biden Commits $500 Trillion A Day To Combat Climate Change]] — 2023-05-08
+- [[news/united-states-treasury-unveils-plans-to-mint-fifty-1-trillion-coins-to-pay-down-national-debt|United States Treasury Unveils Plans to Mint Fifty $1 Trillion Coins To Pay Down National Debt]] — 2023-06-08
+- [[news/bidenomics-smashing-success-as|Bidenomics Declared Smashing Success As Rothbard Turns Angrily In His Grave]] — 2023-08-22
+- [[news/biden-cancels-2024-presidential-election-calls-it-racist|Biden Cancels 2024 Presidential Election, Saifedean  and Gladstein Approve]] — 2023-08-28
+- [[news/white-house-it-staff-reprimanded-for-mining-chia-on-security-servers|Leak: White House IT Staff Reprimanded For Mining Crypto On Security Servers]] — 2023-10-06
+- [[news/twitter-replicators-shift-expertise-from-bonds-to|Biden To Send Arms To Iran Before Invasion To Make Fight Fairer]] — 2023-10-10
+- [[news/biden-reminds-hamas-that|Biden Reminds Hamas That He Armed Them, Before Traveling To Israel Tomorrow]] — 2023-10-17
+- [[news/yellen-biden-clinton-and|Yellen, Biden, Clinton, And Gensler Endorse Bitcoin For Money Laundering]] — 2023-11-08
+- [[news/biden-announces-january-31st-is-national-thank-a-chinese-person-day|Biden Announces January 31st is National Thank a Chinese Person Day]] — 2024-01-31
+- [[news/super-bowl-betting-down-as-betting-on-bidens|Super Bowl Betting Down As Betting On Geriatrics Deaths Skyrocketing]] — 2024-02-10
+- [[news/joe-biden-joins-fixthefilters|Joe Biden Becomes Laser Eyed Podcaster, Joins #FixTheFilters Movement]] — 2024-02-13
+- [[news/biden-vetoes-sab-121-disapproval-strikes-blow-for-compliance|Biden Vetoes SAB-121 Disapproval; Strikes Blow for Compliance]] — 2024-05-31
+- [[news/american-public-begs-deep-state-to-just-select-winner-already|American Public Begs Deep State To Just Select Winner Already]] — 2024-06-28
+- [[news/hunter-biden-pleads-guilty-to-being-unable-to-afford-taxes|Hunter Biden Pleads Guilty To Being Unable To Afford Taxes]] — 2024-09-06
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