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The Banking Crisis of 2023

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    +title: The Banking Crisis of 2023
    +type: storyline
    +status: confirmed
    +sources:
    +  - raw/news/european-bankers-desperately-calling-america-for-assistance-americans-have-no-idea-what-th.json
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    +**The Banking Crisis of 2023** is the ongoing financial crisis "that has rocked the continent" — the bank runs arriving on schedule, two months after the federal government jailed [[characters/g-edward-griffin|G. Edward Griffin]] for hypothesizing them (see [[storylines/defense-of-the-dollar|The Defense of the Dollar]]).
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    +## Beats
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    +1. **The transatlantic hotline (2023-03-15).** European bankers frantically call their American counterparts for help and are met with total incomprehension — not of the crisis, but of French, German, and Spanish. American relief efforts extend to canvassing the Bodega on 34th and one banker's landscaping crew (Laotian, regrettably); a skeptic notes that translators don't solve the underlying problem, then inventories his rolodex ([[news/european-bankers-desperately-calling-america-for-assistance-americans-have-no-idea-what-they-are-saying|European Bankers Desperately Calling America for Assistance]]).
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    +## Cast
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    +Anonymous bankers on both shores; [[orgs/the-bugle|The Bugle]] itself, which admitted it could not translate its own quotes and appealed to readers for help.
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    +## Themes
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    +Crisis as a communication problem; American monolingualism as systemic risk. Expected to accrue beats as the crisis rages on.