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Test Yourself: Are You a Bitcoin Maxi or a Homo?
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diff --git a/wiki/news/test-yourself-are-you-a-bitcoin-maxi-or-a-homo-2.md b/wiki/news/test-yourself-are-you-a-bitcoin-maxi-or-a-homo-2.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..f20fb7d5 @@ -0,0 +1,69 @@ +--- +title: "Test Yourself: Are You a Bitcoin Maxi or a Homo?" +type: news +status: seeded +date: 2024-11-22 +author: Maggie Morris +image: "https://storage.ghost.io/c/2b/78/2b7819dd-fa09-4afb-83f8-6f9e5bcc69fd/content/images/2024/11/signal-2024-11-21-163044_002.jpeg" +sourceUrl: "https://www.bugle.news/test-yourself-are-you-a-bitcoin-maxi-or-a-homo-2/" +sources: + - raw/news/test-yourself-are-you-a-bitcoin-maxi-or-a-homo-2.json +--- + +Choose the answer that most describes you to the questions below. + +**1.What is your favorite pastime?** +A. Writing code and uploading to GitHub +B. Trading and lifting wights +C .Pontificating on Twitter and in my chatroom + +**2.Why should a man eat cow meat?** +A. To end the fed +B. To ingest estrogen injected into cows +C. To become a beautiful man + +**3.Why are you single?** +A. I’m a mentally ill autist +B. No woman is based enough +C. I’m not single + + + +**4.Have you ever talked with a woman, and if so why?** +A. My wife needs my guidance +B. To assert my dominance at a local bitcoin meetup or conference +C. I talk to the receptionist at my local whorehouse + +**5.What is more manly?** +A. Stacking sats +B. Leverage trading +C. Having sex with a straight cisgender female + + + +**6.My opinion on Michael Saylor** +A. Chad, inspiration, best man alive, makes me sweat +B. Closeted CIA asset +C. I am Michael Saylor + +## RESULTS + +Add your points according to the score below: + +1. A-2; B-3; C-1 +2. A-3, B-2 , C-1 +3. A-1, B-3, C-2 +4. A-1, B-2 ,C-3 +5. A-2, B-3, C-1 +6. A-2, B-1, C-3 + +**10-14 points: Bitcoin Maxi.** +Despite your basic bitch latent homosexual tendencies you are mostly a straight male with low IQ and daddy issues. + +**15-18 points: Michael Sylor Grade.** +You are a 100% chad closeted homo with a harem of fiat twinks. + +**6- 9 Points: Just a normal guy** +You are bisexual and like Monero. + +If you feel this quiz does not represent your demographic please email us at thebitcoinbugle@protonmail.com.