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The Emperor Has No Entropy | Bugle Weekly Episode 120

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    +title: "The Emperor Has No Entropy | Bugle Weekly Episode 120"
    +type: episode
    +status: confirmed
    +show: The Bugle Weekly
    +number: 120
    +date: 2026-08-10
    +sources:
    +  - raw/episodes/the-emperor-has-no-entropy-bugle-weekly-episode-120/bundle.json
    +---
    +
    +**The Bugle Weekly** — Episode 120 · August 10, 2026 · ~67 min
    +
    +Two weeks' worth of news lands at once. A Cold Card hardware-wallet security
    +exploit — first reported at the Lake Satoshi conference, sweeping an
    +estimated 1,500-2,000 BTC from victims — collides almost exactly with the
    +climax of [[storylines/core-vs-knots-war|BIP 110]]'s mandatory signaling
    +period.[^coldcard] [[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] and
    +[[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]] treat both as the same
    +reckoning arriving on two fronts: "the most secure, the most safe, the most
    +dependable thing to glaze... it was a true emperor has no entropy
    +moment."[^emperor] The BIP-110 chain forked off — and mined exactly two
    +blocks before dying. "One tenant has failed, and pretty much nobody
    +[disputes it]."[^failed] The hosts spend the second half on the saga's
    +winners and losers, credit [[characters/bitcoin-mechanic|Bitcoin
    +Mechanic]] with one of the fight's few substantive points, and read a
    +commentator's post-mortem taxonomy of the movement's personalities on
    +air.[^taxonomy] A post-credits update notes the remaining holdouts are
    +already voting on a Discord over which chain to hard-fork onto next.[^nextfork]
    +
    +## Arcs advanced
    +
    +- [[storylines/hardware-wallet-wars]] — the Cold Card exploit and its industry-wide fallout.
    +- [[storylines/core-vs-knots-war]] — BIP 110's activation fails; the saga closes, with a sequel seeded.
    +- [[storylines/boomer-problem]] — [[characters/puncher|Puncher]]'s arc continues into a peptide business.
    +
    +## Who appeared
    +
    +[[characters/richard-greaser|Richard Greaser]] ·
    +[[characters/rod-palmer|Rod Palmer]] · [[characters/justin-bechler|Justin
    +Bechler]] · [[characters/bitcoin-mechanic|Bitcoin Mechanic]] ·
    +[[characters/fred-krueger|Fred Krueger]] ·
    +[[characters/matthew-kratter|Matthew Kratter]] ·
    +[[characters/robert-breedlove|Robert Breedlove]] ·
    +[[characters/jimmy-song|Jimmy Song]] · [[characters/puncher|Puncher]]
    +
    +[[transcripts/the-emperor-has-no-entropy-bugle-weekly-episode-120|Read the full transcript]].
    +
    +[^coldcard]: [[transcripts/the-emperor-has-no-entropy-bugle-weekly-episode-120#t-90|@ 1:30]].
    +[^emperor]: [[transcripts/the-emperor-has-no-entropy-bugle-weekly-episode-120#t-68|@ 1:08]].
    +[^failed]: [[transcripts/the-emperor-has-no-entropy-bugle-weekly-episode-120#t-119|@ 1:59]]; declared at [[transcripts/the-emperor-has-no-entropy-bugle-weekly-episode-120#t-2328|@ 38:48]].
    +[^taxonomy]: [[transcripts/the-emperor-has-no-entropy-bugle-weekly-episode-120#t-3084|@ 51:24]].
    +[^nextfork]: [[transcripts/the-emperor-has-no-entropy-bugle-weekly-episode-120#t-3798|@ 1:03:18]].