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diff --git a/wiki/companies/utxhoes.md b/wiki/companies/utxhoes.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..48385cae @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +--- +title: UTXHoes +type: company +status: confirmed +sources: + - raw/news/new-bitcoin-themed-strip-club-to-open-in-miami-before-bitcoin-2023-conference.json +--- + +**UTXHoes** is a Bitcoin-themed strip club in Miami, founded and owned by macro analyst [[characters/lyn-alden|Lyn Alden]]. It opened March 31st, 2023, timed ahead of the Bitcoin 2023 conference. Payment is accepted in bitcoin only, "minimizing the risks of dirty fiat in a post-COVID world." + +## Facilities + +- **The Mempool** — main stage +- **Multisig Station** — private rooms +- **The Lightning Channel** — 24/7 live stream +- Beef jerky buffet + +## Roster + +Featured dancers: [[characters/bekka|Bekka]], [[characters/bri-fit-dance|BriFitDance]], and Susie. Periodic performances promised from [[characters/michael-saylor|Michael Saylor]] ("I know there will be [[bits/no-second-best|no second best]]"), Preston Pysh, and Jessica Vaughn. Staffing has been constrained by the sector's demographics; per Alden, "We need more women in Bitcoin, it has been really hard to staff the club with dancers" ([[news/new-bitcoin-themed-strip-club-to-open-in-miami-before-bitcoin-2023-conference|New Bitcoin Themed Strip Club To Open In Miami]]). + +> irl: Invented. The name puns on UTXO (unspent transaction output); every amenity is a Bitcoin protocol term. Bitcoin 2023 was a real Miami conference.