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diff --git a/wiki/companies/tesla.md b/wiki/companies/tesla.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..21e91802 @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +--- +title: Tesla +type: company +status: confirmed +sources: + - raw/news/the-first-gas-powered-tesla-rolls-off-the-line-in-austin-texas.json +--- + +**Tesla** is the electric-vehicle pioneer that, in March 2023, became a gasoline-vehicle pioneer. + +The company announced a new line of gas-powered cars rolling off the line in Austin, Texas — retaining signature features like autonomous driving and over-the-air updates — while simultaneously reaffirming that its ultimate goal "remains the same: to accelerate the world's transition to sustainable energy, whether through electric cars, solar panels, or other innovative solutions." CEO [[characters/elon-musk|Elon Musk]] framed the launch as a continuation of the company's core competency: "exploring new ways to piss everyone off" ([[news/the-first-gas-powered-tesla-rolls-off-the-line-in-austin-texas|The First Gas Powered Tesla To Roll Off The Line In Austin Texas]]). + +> irl: The real Tesla builds no gas cars; its Gigafactory Texas in Austin is real, as is the corporate mission statement being parodied.